The Great Cornholio

I get paying tax, but inheritance tax shouldn't be a thing. Why should someone's family be indebted to the government when they die?

Kier Starmer involved in crash, looks like he hit a cyclist... Surprised to find there wasn't a thread on him already so here we go - plus if he ends up making a regular habit of hitting stuff with his car then he might just be deathlisty...

Harvey Weinstein

I wonder if we'll see @Mango wanking into JC's coffin on the day of the funeral

Merry Chrysler guys!

My great grandfather lived to be 97. Last Christmas eve, he knew he was going to die the next day and he walked out and said goodbye to all the nurses and other care home residents before going to bed. 10am Christmas Day he died after listening to his favourite music and having the bible read to him. Its amazing how someone so old can still be mobile until the very end, although DvD is active - he could prove as a good wildcard (although IMO he doesn't deserve no.2 spot). Nobody saw Betty White going so suddenly either.

He has defied all odds so far, anything anyone says at this point is pure speculation IMO

Well Sir Patrick Moore (no relation implied obvs) lived to 86 and was morbidly obese. Who knows just how long he'll last on the obesity factor.

Surely JC wouldn't allow it. If he dies in the next 2 months, Biden would still be the acting president so I'd imagine he'd give the eulogy

Are you suggesting he should run for a second term in 2028?? xD

Hes the first president to have a non consecutive term since Grover Cleveland (132 years ago)

Polymarkets currently have Trump at 90%. Fair to say he's won this. Time to go to bed

My prediction still stands. JC will see his state and his nation vote for Trump and will then die of disappointment.

Hi New, I'm dad

I predict Trump will win all swing states. He might very narrowly win Minnesota and New Hampshire, although unlikely. If he wins Minnesota, he will be the first Republican to flip it red in 50+ years. In addition to that, if Trump wins this election then he will be the first US president to serve two non-consecutive terms in over 130 years (the last being Grover Cleveland).

JC, come too far to give up on him now

Speaking of stats, how tf does Diego have nearly 3,500 posts on here??

Its called hitting your 50s, same thing happened to my dad. Looked 45 for 7 years then just aged out of nowhere.

Would you say its possible that its his family who wants JC to vote more than JC himself and they're keeping him artificially alive long enough to do that? If thats the case then I'd argue that elongating someone's suffering for politics is elder abuse.

A better quality video of him on X. Theres barely anything left of the guy... https://x.com/CBSNews/status/1841209959008063941

Doubt it, given how feeble JC is

Then I'd look really stupid, and everyone would haha at me

Eh, I was close enough with a mere 2 hours to spare... If you want to get REALLY anal, Jimmy doesn't technically turn 100 until the time of day he was born

Looks like he officially made it guys. Happy 100th birthday JC! Now Mymango can go and have a victory wank...

Any pornography on JC has to be the furthest thing from peedo surely Maybe OAPeedophilia?