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  1. Kenny

    The 10th death of 2022

    Jimmy Carter
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    12. Queen Elizabeth II

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    Political Frailty

    The country was in a terrible state When the Commons rose for a budget debate It was a few minutes before Kwarteng spoke up and then said "Sex will now cost a grand a fuck" Whether you're short, little, long, fat or thick The tax will be paid for the use of your prick Streeting said "Now look Kwasi dear will this tax apply to us boys that are queer?" Sad Pincher rose and looked very glum "Will I be exempt cos' I only want bum?" Kwarteng replied and sounded quite lairy The tariff will be doubled for you, you lecherous fairy Sir Keir then rose to tremendous applause He grabbed Liz Truss and ripped off her drawers He straddled across her and rode her at will And shouted to Kwasi "add that on my tax bill" Big Tiz then shouted "I think I'll resign I haven't had sex for a very long time I dream every night of Liz's moist pussy But I take anyone's as I can't be fussy" The debate carried on and oh what a sight Sunak was wanking the whole of the night Speaker Hoyle then said "let the voters decide But I think they'll baulk at a grand a ride" So now in the bedrooms of Britain at night There's many a pussy that's willing but tight We're taxed on our booze and we're taxed on our fags But we didn't expect to be taxed on our shags If a grand a ride is the price we must pay we can no longer afford a regular lay to quench our frustrations we now have to wank and for the state of the country we've got a fat Johnson to thank.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2023

    Former Lord Chancellor under Thatcher and Major , Lord Mackay of Clashfern (95) retired from the House of Lords this summer.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2023

    That's your first and only post? Please learn to write grammatically before inflicting your second on us.
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    The Dead of 2022

    Based on tonight's dreadful performance so far, England's World Cup chances.
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    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    That must be a fake post. I've received an email from the Governor of the Bank of Nigeria. Apparently, she's got over a £ billion hidden there but he needs my help to get it out. However, I'm a bit worried that he won't send the 20% commission to my Paraguayan bank account in the name of Adolf Goering.
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    People who've got a thread

    Not necessarily if he goes to jail.
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    The grand Old Duke of Kent

    Phil's out of step!
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    The 9th death of 2022

    She's been PM for two weeks. Boris and Sunak must be blameless! My guess is Starmer-Smith.
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    Liz Truss

    What a fucking sad wanker!
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    The Dead of 2022

    That's harsh. Camilla is just getting old.
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    Liz Truss

    Do you honestly think that Sir Keir Starmer's shadow cabinet of woke fascists and thick chavs would be any better?
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    Joe Biden

    Like this?
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    Liz Truss

    So which one put the arsenic in Brenda's single malt?

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