Kenny

So you used Pope Benedict' XVI's real name but not Pelé's?

More American rappers to get the bullet? It's a dangerous profession as this year has proved again.

It's surprising that so many "open goals" were missed. I hope that Bob Barker surprises most on here and celebrates his 100th birthday.

He'll be too busy to put in an appearance.

I have just recovered from several weeks of illness (two nasty viruses) and won't be submitting any entries this year.

Obviously nothing to do with him playing in the late Brenda's Jubilee celebrations.

Not if you read this section of the article... "They endured years of rumours about their relationship, with many probing at Sir Cliff’s sexuality. But the singer always refuted claims they were romantically involved. Speaking in 2008, he said: ‘When Bill and I lived together, there were always stories about what people believed our real relationship was, but what nobody realised was that Bill’s girlfriend was living with us, too. ‘Nobody asked about that, not that it was anyone else’s business. When Bill decided to move out, it was because he and his girlfriend wanted to be alone together, simple as that.’"

No win there!

SeveralCorrie actors but no Bill Roach?

Tribute act in my local pub.

Now that's what I call stupid.

And the Beeb too. Lots of 'slebs will be cut up about that.

Did she have her own thread?

I seem to recall watching an "actress" called Persia Pele on t'internet.

I have not heard of Jhon Travolta nor Woophy Goldberg. :)

WUM

Can we expect a similarly tasteless joke from Frankie Boyle?

Her mother, my former MP Dame Marion Roe, must be devastated.

Known as Ellen Degenerate in our house. Vile scumbag.

Ashes to ashes......

No but IIRC you came to its opening. "Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief" - http://m.espn.com/soccer/story?storyId=337901&wjb

I don't like pop music but IIRC there was a hit in the the 70s called 'Cum On Feel The Boyz"?

That made me think of

Or blind drunk?