Kenny

Draper was a real piece of work when he worked in Downing Street. Apparently, he can't move which must be torture for him.

You have forgotten about his "great friend" - Lady Romsey/Brabourne, Countess Mountbatten or whatever she's called now.

The smell of coal burning?

Hyacinths?

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I'll stick with Bob Dole but gut feeling is for Jimmy Carter.

The Chinese Batman?

My local supermarkets, mini markets and garden centres are open. They all sell flowers.

Brenda should ask his surgeon for a refund.

And then spread the deadly bat virus around the world which will result in his planned state funeral being cancelled!

More likely watching on the telly from their dungeon in the Tower of London.

She's been on the phone and sorted it already. The racing's been switched to ITV4.

It looks like ITV1 has cancelled its coverage of the racing at Aintree this afternoon.

Another dual post caused by glitch. Please delete.

Old Phil was 99, not 100 as on the list.

Will Megan be barred from entering the UK on the orders of Brenda? Will she and Hapless Harry even dare to come from the funeral? They will get a roasting from Charlie for their huge porkies.

So who's next for the chop? There must be plenty of desperate chairmen reaching for the trigger... Given their terrible form in recent weeks, Derby County's Wayne Rooney must be vulnerable. Lampard to return?

Didn't know etc....

Yeovil Town captain Lee Collins, only 32 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56604703 "He played his last game for the club on 6 February against Stockport. " Yeovil, who have not revealed the cause of Collins' death, were due to play Altrincham in the National League on Friday but the game has been postponed." It sounds like suicide. RIP

Unless she's ill, better than most 92 year olds?

^ Ian Holloway was not sacked, he resigned from Grimsby Town - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55422585. "Ian Holloway has quit as Grimsby Town manager amid talks of a potential takeover of the League Two club." Did anyone have Alex Neil who has been sacked, harshly IMO, by Preston North End?

Richard Head graduated from the U.S. Air Force Academy at Colorado Springs, Class of 1960. He retired in 1987 as a U.S. Air Force Brigadier General. From https://valor.militarytimes.com/hero/47545

Wilder spent over £50 million on Brewster, McBurnie (£20m) and Mousset (£10m) who have not delivered a mediocre return in terms of goals. Olly Burke is even worse. Any Scotland fan dreads seeing the names McBurnie and Burke (failed miserably at Celtic) on the team sheet. They are not even Championship quality. Wilder is a lower league manager who depended upon Henderson's heroics last season. Ramsdale was a key factor in Bournemouth's relegation but Wilder paid £18 million for him. The Blades' current league position truly reflects the quality of Wilder's squad of expensive duds and Championship journeymen.