Kenny

Prince Abdullah is rightly pissed off that Chris Wilder paid a crazy £24 million for Rhian Brewster. He has been 5th choice behind McGoldrick, McBurnie, Sharp and Mousset. Wilder, even after a terrible season, has been setting conditions for staying on next season in the Championship. The major sticking point is that he should be in charge of transfers. The Prince, naturally, does not want to see any more of his money wasted. Wilder's departure should be confirmed this evening. The biggest surprise is that he was not sacked in January.

So Walker is black flagged on his 98th lap of the sun. Thank for everything, Murray! RIP

"Actress Nicola Pagett has died aged 75 after being diagnosed with a brain tumour... " - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56291059.

Corrie's Johnny Briggs, 85 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56229247 Ex-Newcastle United footballer and manager Glen Roeder, 65 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56233217

That's mainly due to factional purges under Cameron, May and Al Johnson. Many of the "old guard" received peerages to stand down in favour of narcissistic and incompetent morons like Matt Hancock and Grant happs. The new Tories are wannabe nobodies who are desperate to climb Boris's greasy pole. Most are professional failures and social misfits who could not handle the ridicule and vitriol in the press and on anti-social media - just like Harry Hewitt, aka the Duke of Sussex.

But does she know it?

Not sure. I couldn't give tuppence about them anyway!

Or talking about Princess Di?

No shit, Sherlock! If old Phil was not very very unwell, he wouldn't still be in hospital. He and Brenda haven't lived together for a long time. If wants to return to anyone it'll be to one of his Pennys, Romsey or Knatchbull.

Grauniad obit - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/15/carlos-menem-flamboyant-former-argentine-president-dies-aged-90 "his two-term 1989-1999 presidency crumbled under the weight of corruption scandals..." "A year after becoming president he had a acrimonious separation from his wife, Zulema Yoma, who was unhappy with his rock-star lifestyle and devotion to fast cars, golf and glamour. Menem kicked her out of the presidential residence in front of television cameras." “Above all, he leaves us with memories of a good person, whom I will remember with great affection,” former President Mauricio Macri tweeted.

Heathrow tunnel job?

When I visited a friend in that hospital over several weeks, I only saw the staff use the main entrance. It's not as plush as you would expect - comfortable and a bit dated but certainly not luxurious. It's possible that The Royals and the very rich get better rooms than the hoi polloi with just BUPA insurance.

I forgot about Edward too! Surely Phil would want a goodbye kiss from the lovely Sophie!

Vanessa and Miriam are risking being "cancelled" - the woke establishment regards "actress" as a sexist and non-inclusive term.

Unlikely. The rules for a Royal consort will be different to us plebs aka Her Majesty's loyal subjects. If Phil the Greek is on the way out, the Queen would visit him if only for the PR. And are you suggesting that Andrew is not his son? I would expect Princess Anne and his grandchildren to visit him too. But I'm just an ordinary prole.

I hope that it's neither of the gruesome twosome. Huw Edwards has a massive Welsh inferiority complex. His tailor must have big problems with the massive chip on his shoulder. Fiona Bruce is a vain narcissist who can't get that smug smirk off her face. But she is better than Emily Maitliss who looks and sounds like a a neurotic cokehead. My vote goes to Clive Myrie.

Pass the sick bag, Alice! They're just a pair of geriatric lefty luvvies bragging about their middle class lifestyles. If there was a real proletarian revolution, those petit bourgeois Trots would be amongst the first against the wall

The Greek's nurse must have knocked him back!

Google schadenfreude to describe my feelings when I read that post!

True but Charlie could have pulled a nurse in the King Edward VII.

Your handle is very appropriate.

Obviously playing away from home and Camilla.

You're leaving the forum after only 8 posts?

More likely "the Duke of Edinburgh is drinking lots of very expensive single malt".

Do you honestly consider the SNP's house rag to be a serious news source?