Kenny

Elton is the new Frank Sinatra/Tony Bennett so he'll be playing it many more times before his "farewell tour" finally ends. David Furnish wants to live in the style to which he become long accustomed. It wouldn't surprise me if Elton is still touring in 2030.

Did you even consider the possibility thst she's having, or is recovering from, intense treatment?

Stephanie Powers should have been reluctant to go on a boat trip with her co-star.

Presumably for services to anti-racism.

But it is to her!

^ Send for Trumpo!

Elton was putting on a show for the BBC viewers including me. We are forced to subsidise that monolith and its Glastonbury coverage via the telly tax aka the licence fee. The real beneficiary will be David Furnish, apparently the driving force behind Reg Dwight's never-ending "farewell tour", and his huge inheritance.

That's a hard one. He won't remember who he's fucked!

Megadeath surely! Too young to go.

Sadly, he 's now the no Hairy Biker! I like him a lot and wish him a very speedy recovery.

Yes, you are!

Alex Graham, only 20, of the Sheffield Steelers – https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/ice-hockey/66022800.

It would help if you were not such an idiotic, hate-filled moron.

No he didn't.

Obviously a fan of Les Dawson's piano playing! The goal of a concert should be to entertain the fans who have paid high prices to see it.

It does when you are paying top dollar at Glastonbury to watch tuneless geriatrics beef up their pension funds.

Clearly an honest man with consistent political principles and undivided loyalty to all his parties.

Did Dawood Jr's Rubik's Cube survive? - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66015851. Probably not.

You would think that a wealthy singer like Elton could afford to use Autotune for concerts. He sounded offkey on several songs like Frank Sinatra before his final retirement. His guests, apart from the Kiki Dee stand-in, were awful. Thankfully, we were not subjected to a Hey Jude duet with Macca who, mercifully, remained in his seat.

Craig Brown breid - https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/12906037/craig-brown-former-scotland-aberdeen-motherwell-clyde-and-preston-boss-dies-aged-82. RIP.

Eavis and Butt-head!