DCI Frank Burnside

Magnificent

The perfectly accuarte description

Isn't Truss one of the few Tories that's probably guaranteed to retain their seat.

And who made those mistakes Liz ? Hmmmmm

They're actually dumb enough to give her the leadership again.

Dino Zoff. Captain of the World Cup winning Italian team of 1982 and arguably one of the greatest ever goalkeepers. Will Obit almost everywhere. 82 this year

Misspelling the name of their only MP Bottom of the leaflet

Said without a hint of irony....

As per the Golf thread. Jack Nicklaus. Seems to have taken a good bit of a down turn in the last few years.

Think Nicklaus is at the stage where he may be worth a punt for the DL 50 going forward

Sounds like something 30p Lee would say

Aye and Hoyle even says 97 in a further tweet. Saying he retired from the HoL in 2023 aged 97

Aye. Sounds like they have Antontelli in mind but not for another 2 years or so so Vettel would be an ideal for that period.

It's like something you'd make up when you were messing around in computer class

I see irony of ironies Wragg is a member of the "Common Sense" grouping

'Kin Hell

What in the living fuck is this

Think Braverman and Badenoch are probably safe. If either/both of those are losing their seats it's likely we're probably looking at the Tories in double digit figues (just about. In high 90s)

Which would be the Portillo moment ? Cunt ? Mordunt ? Shapps aka Stockheath aka Fox ? JRM could also lose his seat too but still doubt it will happen