Miracle Aligner

I thought the idea was if your business re-opened then unless you're in a shielding category furlough gets withdrawn?

Is Bernie Toorish of the four lads still alive? If he has that would put him next in line to Vera Lynn on 'person living with earliest Top 12 (as it was in those days) song...

How many 90+ rock stars have featured on the list or been dropped?

Jesus christ he looks rough as fuck, even for 92.

Caroline Flack was an A List celebrity for crying out loud.

Lord Sumptious pointed out this best It's a waste of everybody's fucking time and a massive breach of millions civil liberties to subject us to lockdowns and fucking shielding. Let us get on with our lives and let the tiny fraction - mostly the old and ill anyway who'd probably die of some other shite - go back to work. No doubt i'll get flack for this but i'm getting tired of the government confining me to house arrest to save me from a virus that has a relatively small chance of killing me and similarly small chance of killing the overwhelming majority of other people apparently. https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1278949/uk-lockdown-end-lord-sumption-bbc-news

Now he's discriminating against the childless....

700 lockdown easing will cost.

To be honest I couldn't give a rats tail about the wording. Telling people they should go back to work if they can't work from home when only 10% of public transport capacity is available is a recipe for a shitshow. Walk or cycle they say. Arsehole employers are going to pressure people to go back to work when they can't get there. Bus stations and train stations will be a mess this week.

Wasn't he the The King bloke who got in a hiss fit with Deathray the other week as well.

Not really to be frank Parks is an overrated whinging old biddy on a bus. Martin Luther stole the limelight from the real freedom fighters and set the movement back a few decades. Roland Gift is a shit singer....

Does this level of inane trolling not become tedious?

Less Don King more Wann Kerr

He was 87 ffs. Shouldn't have been dropped. It's not expert knowledge that 87 year old is old for a rock star,.

'Kill Yourself' was

I think the majority of it got deleted.

He was on telly a few hours ago looking prety healthy....

If Quim is a boomer what on earth does that make LFN, prehistoric?

I don't think Toast is all that interested in touching anybody's pussy but her own to be honest Kenny.

She his partner. The father of Mr Unpronounceable. She's a Canadian 'singer' called Grimes.

I think we'd have easily been in that ballpark if not worse because NHS capacity would be totally and completely overwhelmed far below that.

At least you can check these... lottery site has been down all day.

Airports will re-open at some point.