Miracle Aligner

-Lalala

Oh fuck off. He's a cyborg in that pic...

Kobe Bryant is a great shout for biggest, sign of how this years dragged that feels like last year.

I'm honestly getting that 'huge headliner in most countries around the world' death vibe lately - like the Queen, Jimmy Carter, Prince Philip etc etc....

Deffo agree with those saying the big headliner hasn't gone yet. Prince Phil or Jimmy Carter are probably top of the tree on that score. Although there's a host of high profile musicians who aren't getting any younger as well. I think so far this year - at least UK wise - it's quiet hard to pin down the headline death out of those who've already. Jack Charlton, Vera Lynn, Olivia de Haviland all feel like they would have headlined any other year in the past. Honestly not sure who I'd give it to out of that lot, probably Vera Lynn?

I read the entire article. There doing studies into whether or not it causes issues and spreads the virus. The issue is that is wasted money, why bother with that, when you can mandate the use of face masks. They're researching a scenario that doesn't need researching, and delaying us going back into stadiums while they carry out the research..... a) the fucking Barmy Army exist in cricket, it's not like chanting doesn't exist b) everything in the article points to testing for chanting spreading the virus in normal circumstances - but the solution is blinding obvious - face masks at the footy, the droplets can't spread through a face masks from chanting and your chanting can still be heard through a face mask. We're waiting for them to carry out irrelevant tests that will give a false result before they'll let us back in, it's fucking ludicrous.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53556072 Fuck off. Seriously just fuck off Prof Cadwell - you can sing through a fucking face mask.......

I never claimed the Phil that the Queen married wasn't Phil the Greek, just the current Phil is not that Phil.

I get this is a pisser for turncoats people who have moved a long way from they club they support but on a financial basis for the clubs involved it could be incredibly helpful. You'd be a lot closer to the Championship though....

This would never happen as big clubs would get pissed off with the 'fixture congestion' but this is how I'd do it. I've spoilered the logistical guff. It would mean some Southern teams that have enjoyed the benefit of playing in the wrong leagues at a higher tier would be demoted and the northern ones they've been keeping out being promoted, but it's much much better than the current system of 4 nation-wide leagues.

Depends. If you want to complete revamp of the team PM me. If your subbing people who have already lost their jobs just cross 'em out and add extra subs to the bottom.

I daren't go into much detail but the Prince Philip born in Greece and the one who married the Queen share nothing but a name. He's only about 80

1. Moving counts. This came up a lot last time, if they leave the club they still count. 2. Anyone sacked after the FA Cup final kicks off is counted. Just starting after this week so the really obvious ones aren't snagged up in their droves.

Another sacking imminent on the grapevine: Dean Smith.

Your username is fine. That avatar is hideous though!

Phil until he dies;.

I'd love to see them restructuring the Vanarama Leagues to be honest, the idea is the leagues get more local the further down the pyramid you go. Yet this season Gateshead had a 500 mile round away trip to Gloucester- absolutely bonkers.... I'd love to see the National League split down to Nat League North, Nat League Central and Nat League South. With the Central one covering the midlands and east Anglia down through lincolnshire etc.

Updated for Olivia de Haviland, actress who has died aged 104 and scores for 12 teams. (as always your complete nobodies may have been missed) CaptainChorizo (1177 points) [Bernard Ebbers, Bernhard Pinera, Bob Weighton, Chitetsu Wantabe , Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, Hugh Downs, John Lewis, Johnny Harris, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones, Tom Belso] Grim Up North (1059 points) [Chris Doleman, Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, Howard Finkel, John Andretti, Judy Dyble, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] The Old Crem (1025 points) [Jill Gascoigne, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Olivia de Haviland, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] JiromeonKiruma (1008 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Genesis P-Orridge, Joseph Hanneschlager, Judy Dyble, Michael Gauthier, John Lewis, Lone Dybkjaer Steve Blackmore] An Fear Bag (945 points) [Bob Weighton, Chris Doleman, Daniel Arap Moi, David Hagen, Genesis P-Orridge, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Terry Jones] Sean (900 points) [Everton Weekes, Javier Perez de Cuellar, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Olivia de Haviland, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn] JoeMoneyPenny (894 points) [Everton Weekes, Genesis P-Orridge, Hau Pie-tsen, Manolis Glezos, Stanley Ho, Vera Lynn] msc (863 points) [Earl Cameron, Freeman Dyson, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Olivia de Haviland Vera Lynn, William Frankland] The Quim Reaper (814 points) [Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Nicholas Parsons, Olivia de Haviland Stirling Moss, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn] The Unknown Man (789 points) [Chris Doleman, Daniel Arap Moi, Everton Weekes, Genesis P-Orridge, Javier Perez de Cuellar, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Haviland, Sam Lloyd, Terry Jones] Joey Russ (765 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Jill Gascoigne, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Roger Scruton, Stirling Moss, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn) The Mad Hatter (754 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Ian Holm, Jimmy Heath, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Olivia de Haviland, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones] Toast (736 points) [Ian Holm, Judy Dyble, Michael Medwin, Pearl Carr, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Torva Messor (719 points) [Diana Sera Carey, Genesis P-Orridge, Hugh Downs, Olivia de Haviland Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn] drol (651 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, David Hagen, Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, John Andretti, Majek Fashek, Qaboos of Oman, Roger Scruton, Shin-Kyuk-ho] Prophet (576 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scruton, Vera Lynn, William Frankland] Death Impends (573 points) [Diana Sera Carey, Earl Cameron, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Mad Mike Hoare, Pearl Carr, Stirling Moss, William Frankland] LizLemon (570 points) [Jerry Stiller, Kirk Douglas, John Lewis, Olivia de Haviland] YorkshireBanker (566 poits) [Bobby Brown (rangers), Daniel Arap Moi, Freeman Dyson, Henry Gray, Johnny Beattie, Katherine Johnson, Vera Lynn] Sir Creep (547 points) [Balbir Singh Sr, Daniel Arap Moi, Deanne Sutherland, Henry Gray, Ignatio Trelles, Jay Allen, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Henri Richard] the_engineer (546 points) [Chris Doleman, Dennis Goldberg, Jill Gascoigne, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scuton] Whoaml (512 points) [Jean Kennedy Smith, Katherine Johnson, Olivia de Haviland, Kirk Douglas] Banana (497 points) [Chris Doleman, Greg Lewis, Henri Richard, John Lewis, Joseph Hanneschlager, Steve Blackmore, Terry Jones] RadGuy (481 points) [John Andretti, Michael Robinson, Nanci Ryder, Sam Lloyd, Terry Jones, Tom Long] theoldlady (468 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Ennio Morricone, Henry Gray, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss] Etib80 (410 points) [Kirk Douglas, Olivia de Haviland Vera Lynn] Wormfarmer (386 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, David Stern, Genesis P-Orridge, Kirk Douglas, Majek Fashek, William Frankland] YoungWillz (382 points) [Earl Cameron, Nicholas Parsons, Philip Latham] Great Uncle Bulgaria (340 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Skinny Kiltrunner (322 points) [Bernard Ebbers, Bob Watson, Chris Doleman, John Andretti, Nobuhiko Obayashi] Nantonian2013 (322 points) [Everton Weekes, Little Richard, Roger Scruton] Clorox Bleachman (319 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, David Hagen, Irene Sinclair, John Andretti Thuy Thuanh Trong] markb4 (309 points) [Christopher Tolkein, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Vera Lynn] gcreptile (304 points) [Bob Joers, Danny Oosthuizen, John Jhairo Valezquez, Karen Simpson, Peter Bonetti, Todd Portune] GraveDanger (297 points) [Chris Doleman, Genesis P-Orridge, Jill Gascoigne, John Andretti] Book (259 points) [Hannelore Minkus, Michel Picolli, Sonja Ziemann] Etushispushingupdaises (225 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Jay Allen, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones] John Key (220 points) [Chris Doleman, Genesis P-Orridge, Henry Gray, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Qaboos of Oman] Pedro67 (217 points) [Kirk Douglas, Nanci Ryder, Terry Jones] Predictor (213 points) [Ben Cooper, Joey Image, Kevin Thompson] FixedBussiness (142 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Kirk Douglas] Bibliogryphon 0 points Deathray 0 points

Still baffles me that these clubs are classed as 'Northern'

It's the parents choice what their kids wear, not the governments.

@Lard Bazaar down a fiver then. Marc Marquez withdrew in Q1 and has subsequently withdrew from tomorrow. Pretty ridiculous he's even able to ride already.

Between Germany banning the burka from schools, France introducing on the spot fines for drug use and Poland leaving the treaty on not hitting women, does anyone feel like were heading into the neofascist government age?

To be honest for next year I'm just gonna pick a load of people I want to grant immortality too...

National League North produced a cracker and a match. Gateshead FC who were on the verge of going bust in Summer 2019 and relegated from National League to National League North on account of off-field issues player-managed by former Newcastle player Mike Williamson to a 5 v 3 loss at Boston United's York Street Ground. An 8 goal thriller, can't see non-league is boring.... Meanwhile Altrincham dispatched of 'sleeping giant' York City with a 0 v 2 win at Bootham Crescent. Final will be Boston United v Altrincham for promotion to the National League and the chance to be even closer to the Football League yet somehow still completely incapable of ever getting their.

They need a win and palace are fucking shit..... so Spur's will probably lose. I I know there's good reasons why but all the matches being played at the same time on the last day irks me..... Especially with ours being a dead match that has no influence on relegation or on europe.