Miracle Aligner

Those sort of teams fully of people who are more old than known to be ill, I'd be amazed if both of these teams got to December without at least 1 hit, but they won't be challenging for titles. It's worth noting one of these submitted before every other team at the end of November/beginning of December. The other has no excuses.... Alan Alda (screenwriter and actor) Arthur Scargill The Amazing Johnathan (comedian/magician) Barbara Knox Bill Stevenson (Descendents drummer) Billy Connolly Clarrissa Eden (is she even still alive?) Dennis Skinner Dr Peter B Scott Morgan (worlds first 'full cyborg') Glenn Tipton (Judas Priest) James Church (Charlotte Church's step-dad) Jim Boheim (US College Basketball Coach) [WILDCARD] Jimmy Carter (US President) June Brown Kieth Richards Michael Heseltine Ozzy Osbourne (walking corpse) Peter McCleave (terminally ill former ironman competitor) Prince Philip Prunella Scales Ray Kennedy (footballer - arsenal) Richie Kavanaugh (Irish entertainer) Ron Hogg (terminally ill Police Commissioner and right to life campaigner) T Boz (singer) William Roache Illr Meta (Albanian politician) (sub for Ron Hogg) Subs: Illr Meta (Albanian president), Ray Reardon, David Blunkett, Carrie Simmonds. DNS Due to Death Bibliogryphon C W McCall Clifford Rose Clive Barker Gina Lollabrigida Erich von Daniken Henry Blofeld Herbert Kretzmer Joanne Woodward John Astin John Wakeham Judith Durham Leslie Caron Murray Walker Pat Carroll Patricia Routledge Pete Murray Peter J Hammond Shirley Williams Sonia Gandhi Sylvia Simms Teddie Chinnery Tom Lehrer William F Nolan William Russell Yuri Oganessian (WILDCARD) (nuclier scientist - in case you were wondering ?)

Updated for David Hagen a former Rangers footballer from Scotland who has lost his battle with motor neuron disease at the age of 47. CaptainChorizo (1177 points) [Bernard Ebbers, Bernhard Pinera, Bob Weighton, Chitetsu Wantabe , Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, Hugh Downs, John Lewis, Johnny Harris, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones, Tom Belso] Grim Up North (1059 points) [Chris Doleman, Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, Howard Finkel, John Andretti, Judy Dyble, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] JiromeonKiruma (1008 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Genesis P-Orridge, Joseph Hanneschlager, Judy Dyble, Michael Gauthier, John Lewis, Lone Dybkjaer Steve Blackmore] An Fear Bag (945 points) [Bob Weighton, Chris Doleman, Daniel Arap Moi, David Hagen, Genesis P-Orridge, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Terry Jones] JoeMoneyPenny (894 points) [Everton Weekes, Genesis P-Orridge, Hau Pie-tsen, Manolis Glezos, Stanley Ho, Vera Lynn] The Old Crem (819 points) [Jill Gascoigne, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Joey Russ (765 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Jill Gascoigne, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Roger Scruton, Stirling Moss, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn) Toast (736 points) [Ian Holm, Judy Dyble, Michael Medwin, Pearl Carr, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Sean (694 points) [Everton Weekes, Javier Perez de Cuellar, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn] msc (657 points) [Earl Cameron, Freeman Dyson, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Vera Lynn, William Frankland] drol (651 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, David Hagen, Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, John Andretti, Majek Fashek, Qaboos of Oman, Roger Scruton, Shin-Kyuk-ho] The Quim Reaper (608 points) [Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Nicholas Parsons, Stirling Moss, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn] The Unknown Man (583 points) [Chris Doleman, Daniel Arap Moi, Everton Weekes, Genesis P-Orridge, Javier Perez de Cuellar, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Sam Lloyd, Terry Jones] Death Impends (573 points) [Diana Sera Carey, Earl Cameron, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Mad Mike Hoare, Pearl Carr, Stirling Moss, William Frankland] YorkshireBanker (566 poits) [Bobby Brown (rangers), Daniel Arap Moi, Freeman Dyson, Henry Gray, Johnny Beattie, Katherine Johnson, Vera Lynn] The Mad Hatter (548 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Ian Holm, Jimmy Heath, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones] Sir Creep (547 points) [Balbir Singh Sr, Daniel Arap Moi, Deanne Sutherland, Henry Gray, Ignatio Trelles, Jay Allen, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Henri Richard] Torva Messor (513 points) [Diana Sera Carey, Genesis P-Orridge, Hugh Downs, Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn] Banana (497 points) [Chris Doleman, Greg Lewis, Henri Richard, John Lewis, Joseph Hanneschlager, Steve Blackmore, Terry Jones] RadGuy (481 points) [John Andretti, Michael Robinson, Nanci Ryder, Sam Lloyd, Terry Jones, Tom Long] theoldlady (468 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Ennio Morricone, Henry Gray, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss] Wormfarmer (386 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, David Stern, Genesis P-Orridge, Kirk Douglas, Majek Fashek, William Frankland] YoungWillz (382 points) [Earl Cameron, Nicholas Parsons, Philip Latham] Prophet (370 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scruton, Vera Lynn, William Frankland] LizLemon (364 points) [Jerry Stiller, Kirk Douglas, John Lewis] the_engineer (340 points) [Chris Doleman, Dennis Goldberg, Jill Gascoigne, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scuton] Great Uncle Bulgaria (340 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Skinny Kiltrunner (322 points) [Bernard Ebbers, Bob Watson, Chris Doleman, John Andretti, Nobuhiko Obayashi] Nantonian2013 (322 points) [Everton Weekes, Little Richard, Roger Scruton] Clorox Bleachman (319 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, David Hagen, Irene Sinclair, John Andretti Thuy Thuanh Trong] markb4 (309 points) [Christopher Tolkein, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Vera Lynn] Whoaml (306 points) [Jean Kennedy Smith, Katherine Johnson, Kirk Douglas] gcreptile (304 points) [Bob Joers, Danny Oosthuizen, John Jhairo Valezquez, Karen Simpson, Peter Bonetti, Todd Portune] GraveDanger (297 points) [Chris Doleman, Genesis P-Orridge, Jill Gascoigne, John Andretti] Book (259 points) [Hannelore Minkus, Michel Picolli, Sonja Ziemann] Etushispushingupdaises (225 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Jay Allen, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones] John Key (220 points) [Chris Doleman, Genesis P-Orridge, Henry Gray, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Qaboos of Oman] Pedro67 (217 points) [Kirk Douglas, Nanci Ryder, Terry Jones] Predictor (213 points) [Ben Cooper, Joey Image, Kevin Thompson] Etib80 (204 points) [Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn] FixedBussiness (142 points)[Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Kirk Douglas] Bibliogryphon 0 points Deathray 0 points

Some stuff about shooting Jews as well. If he ends up in a mental hospital rather than a prison he's going to be lucky.

Got myself a face mask in line with the new Covid guidelines, the shops will be fine with this right?

Got to be some sort of breakdown....

I'm staggered he got a QO......

You're creeping into are you famous? territory...... Do you have any long term health conditions that or poor lifestyle choices that increase you're chance of death if you are?

This is probably the some of the jist..... His only saving grace is it's not a blue tick account, so might be a cunt pretending to be him?

Don't lie. You mis-spelt Tom Smith and just agreed when you heard about this cardiacs singer right!!!

Fucking hell, this thread certainly reminds you that the Deathlist users are overwhelmingly a little bit middle class doesn't it? What next, favourite opera singer? Favourite west end drama?

Lowest Points Totals in the Premier League Era With Norwich's best case scenario now 24 points, the canaries get to pull up a seat at the hall of shame - clubs who've amassed less than 30 points in a season in the Prem. Leicester City 29 points (1994/1995) Bolton Wanderers 29 points (1995/1996) Leicester City 28 points (2001/02) Reading 28 points (2012/2013) Watford 28 points (2006/2007) Middlesbrough 28 points (2016/2017) Ipswich Town 27 points (1994/1995) West Brom 26 points (2002/2003) Bradford City 26 points (2000/2001) Fulham 28 points (2018/2019) QPR 25 points (2012/2013) Wolves 25 points (2011/2012) Watford 24 points (1999/2000) Sunderland 24 points (2016/17) Provisionally Norwich 21 points (2019/2020) *** Portsmouth 19 points (2009/2010) (28 points with a 9 point deduction for entering adminstration) Sunderland 19 points (2002/2003) Aston Villa 17 points (2015/2016) Huddersfield Town 16 points (2018/2019) Sunderland 15 points (2005/2006) Derby County 11 points (2007/2008) ***unless they miraculously beat city. Disclaimer: yes I know football didn't start in 1992 but if I wanted to review the early seasons I'd need to do PPG calculations and convert 2 points for a win to 3 points for a win and I cba,

This is a complete shit-post but does anyone just want to see someone turn up one day to a team they've got no hope of beating a name a 1-10 formation.

Whilst that may be true, given the way his family were deposed quite possibly someone stole his identity at a later date.

Are we sure he's actually 99.... after all given his childhood he might have his own age a bit wrong?

Ridiculous is the world you were looking for. This is getting a lot of shit on some footy forums I'm on. It's absolute fucking bonkers. You retire shirt numbers for dead players!! Not because you're a cash-grabbing fuckwad who's just sold the best player you've ever nurtured as a club and one who could help you go Prem in a few years. Meanwhile Juventus beaten by 16th placed Udinese to take the title fight to their next match.

I doubt it, they'd want the best teams in the world every year. The biggest teams has changed every so often for years. There'd have to be some churn. If you'd started it 15 years ago you'd not include City but you'd have too now.... there'd need to be some balance. The idea that was floated a few years ago where you run the super league in place of Europa/Champions Leagues and let the clubs also play their domestic leagues seemed most palatable to me. I'd be fundamentally against anything that took these clubs out of their domestic leagues.

On a thought exercise. People constantly bark on about a 'European Super Ligue' that will eventually break away from the domestic leagues, I was trying to think how that might work in reality and which clubs would be involved. You could probably quite easily do it in terms of team picks...... Premier League Top 4 La Liga Top 4 Bundesliga Top 4 Serie A Top 4 Ligue 1 Top 4 Like how would relegation and promotion back to the domestic leagues work? 2 lowest placed from each feeder league go back to their feeder league?

I don't know what's funny. The video itself or the amount of people who actually think it's a real roving reporter.

Leeds are fucked. Told all their supporters to stay home and did this!

West Brom promoted in 2nd taking up the 'too shit for the premier league, too good for the Championship' slot. Forest fuck up a nailed on play-off place..... getting 4-1 beat by Stoke.... to go out of the play-offs on goal difference to 4-1 winners against Reading Swansea who nabbed that play-off spot. Brentford, Fulham, Cardiff, Swansea go to the play-offs.

You do realise they weren't exactly close?

Whilst they were estranged for decades, they attended Ray Wilson's funeral together in 2018, so you'd imagine they were at least on speaking terms. Although that said I can't seem to find any photos of them together at Wilson's funeral - so they might not have resolved the feud. Of course none of us know for sure in situations like this but you'd have to reckon Bobby's illness is genuine. It could however be a grudge.

(not life threatening) Marc Marquez suffering another injury (broken arm) at the first race back of the season but for us how he managed that is more of interest, one of the only truly fearless motoGP riders out there - having saved himself from an early crash in the race and climbed back up from 18th to 3rd he wasn't happy with a podium position and went all out to try and get second, suffering another crash which gave him the broken arm. He seems to have managed to avoid any nerve damage and is looking to return in August. But given this riding attitude and the sheer number of injuries he's had throughout his career, surely his career is on borrowed time in a sport where it's possible to die on the track;

JiromeonKimura had Lone Dybkjaer for 201 points. Moves him up to 2nd and 1 hit from 1st. CaptainChorizo (1177 points) [Bernard Ebbers, Bernhard Pinera, Bob Weighton, Chitetsu Wantabe , Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, Hugh Downs, John Lewis, Johnny Harris, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones, Tom Belso] JiromeonKiruma (1008 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Genesis P-Orridge, Joseph Hanneschlager, Judy Dyble, Michael Gauthier, John Lewis, Lone Dybkjaer Steve Blackmore] JoeMoneyPenny (894 points) [Everton Weekes, Genesis P-Orridge, Hau Pie-tsen, Manolis Glezos, Stanley Ho, Vera Lynn] Grim Up North (853 points) [Chris Doleman, Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, Howard Finkel, John Andretti, Judy Dyble, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] The Old Crem (819 points) [Jill Gascoigne, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Joey Russ (765 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Jill Gascoigne, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Roger Scruton, Stirling Moss, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn) Toast (736 points) [Ian Holm, Judy Dyble, Michael Medwin, Pearl Carr, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Sean (694 points) [Everton Weekes, Javier Perez de Cuellar, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn] msc (657 points) [Earl Cameron, Freeman Dyson, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Vera Lynn, William Frankland] The Quim Reaper (608 points) [Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Nicholas Parsons, Stirling Moss, Terry Jones, Vera Lynn] The Unknown Man (583 points) [Chris Doleman, Daniel Arap Moi, Everton Weekes, Genesis P-Orridge, Javier Perez de Cuellar, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Sam Lloyd, Terry Jones] Death Impends (573 points) [Diana Sera Carey, Earl Cameron, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Mad Mike Hoare, Pearl Carr, Stirling Moss, William Frankland] YorkshireBanker (566 poits) [Bobby Brown (rangers), Daniel Arap Moi, Freeman Dyson, Henry Gray, Johnny Beattie, Katherine Johnson, Vera Lynn] The Mad Hatter (548 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Ian Holm, Jimmy Heath, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Little Richard, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones] Sir Creep (547 points) [Balbir Singh Sr, Daniel Arap Moi, Deanne Sutherland, Henry Gray, Ignatio Trelles, Jay Allen, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Henri Richard] An Fear Bag (535 points) [Bob Weighton, Chris Doleman, Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, John Lewis, Kirk Douglas, Terry Jones] Torva Messor (513 points) [Diana Sera Carey, Genesis P-Orridge, Hugh Downs, Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn] Banana (497 points) [Chris Doleman, Greg Lewis, Henri Richard, John Lewis, Joseph Hanneschlager, Steve Blackmore, Terry Jones] RadGuy (481 points) [John Andretti, Michael Robinson, Nanci Ryder, Sam Lloyd, Terry Jones, Tom Long] theoldlady (468 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Ennio Morricone, Henry Gray, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss] drol (445 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Dennis Goldberg, Genesis P-Orridge, John Andretti, Majek Fashek, Qaboos of Oman, Roger Scruton, Shin-Kyuk-ho] Wormfarmer (386 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, David Stern, Genesis P-Orridge, Kirk Douglas, Majek Fashek, William Frankland] YoungWillz (382 points) [Earl Cameron, Nicholas Parsons, Philip Latham] Prophet (370 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scruton, Vera Lynn, William Frankland] LizLemon (364 points) [Jerry Stiller, Kirk Douglas, John Lewis] the_engineer (340 points) [Chris Doleman, Dennis Goldberg, Jill Gascoigne, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scuton] Great Uncle Bulgaria (340 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Kirk Douglas, Stirling Moss, Vera Lynn] Skinny Kiltrunner (322 points) [Bernard Ebbers, Bob Watson, Chris Doleman, John Andretti, Nobuhiko Obayashi] Nantonian2013 (322 points) [Everton Weekes, Little Richard, Roger Scruton] markb4 (309 points) [Christopher Tolkein, Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Nicholas Parsons, Vera Lynn] Whoaml (306 points) [Jean Kennedy Smith, Katherine Johnson, Kirk Douglas] gcreptile (304 points) [Bob Joers, Danny Oosthuizen, John Jhairo Valezquez, Karen Simpson, Peter Bonetti, Todd Portune] GraveDanger (297 points) [Chris Doleman, Genesis P-Orridge, Jill Gascoigne, John Andretti] Book (259 points) [Hannelore Minkus, Michel Picolli, Sonja Ziemann] Etushispushingupdaises (225 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Jay Allen, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Roger Scruton, Terry Jones] John Key (220 points) [Chris Doleman, Genesis P-Orridge, Henry Gray, John Andretti, Kirk Douglas, Qaboos of Oman] Pedro67 (217 points) [Kirk Douglas, Nanci Ryder, Terry Jones] Predictor (213 points) [Ben Cooper, Joey Image, Kevin Thompson] Etib80 (204 points) [Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn] FixedBussiness (142 points) [Daniel Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Kirk Douglas] Clorox Bleachman (113 points) [Chitetsu Wantabe, Irene Sinclair, John Andretti Thuy Thuanh Trong] Bibliogryphon 0 points Deathray 0 points

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