Miracle Aligner

Congrats on the telegraph obit writing position you must have acquired recently!

Probably because the security guard at Fortnum and Mason's likes to hit you in the face before you bought anything and the one at Lidl actually says hello.....

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Yeah and 'Eileen Derbyshire hasn't retired'....... Along with the hundreds of other soap actors whose character's are living in Australia, Canada or the Peak District. Not to mention June's deliberately unsporting timing of her departure as before the anbiversary would cause her unlikely to be welcomed back by the current cast and crew.

My favourite description of this (having been in this 'ironic relief' situation re medical issues as I'm sure like many others here have ) is

Whilst it might take a while for @Bibliogryphon to set up the next round, I'd like remind @RoverAndOut that on the previous round the categories were announced fairly early and there's nothing to stop him doing so (yes, I just want a bit longer to research having missed out last outing due to not having enough time too. Won't be repeating that mistake )

For those of you who thought Scavenger Hunt went on a bit a reminder this was a thing and it's finally over with a raft of terminations owing to Covid, but it's befitting a sacking for poor performance and becoming the story (fined by FA for misconduct in 2019 ... Four defeats in a row recently and one win in 10 matches in 2020) . msc 18 have all left their clubs long long ago but he's DQed for not providing a full complement of 20.... Switch wins with Lee Johnson's dismissal from Bristol City on the 4th July 2020 (The messenger Pigeon from the Championship is a bit slow.) Managers still in post for the runners up (ones who've not been sacked, anyway some have returned to former clubs for a 2nd bite of cherry) .... Rockhopper - Paul Warne (Rotherham) MPFC - Paul Warne (Rotherham) Chopped Liver - Paul Warne (Rotherham), John Coleman (Accrington) Round 2 will open for the start of next season, once the situation regarding next season is a bit clearer.

I hate to say but you really should inform the police even if you don't expect them to do anything. Remember reading an interview with a cop years ago that pointed out the lack of reporting means they don't allocate extra patrols in areas and leads to loads more getting done in the same area - you'd get 10 robberies but crime stats would only show 1 so police do nothing. Use crimestoppers anon and give the general area if you don't want a formal investigation. It might save a neighbour from similar fate.

Surely there's someone else near Westminster hubs in London that can house parliament? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53425423

It was in 2019 she took he house, in November so after Eppsteins 'death' . Now there's one for the right wing conspiracy theorists to get there head round and salivate over. As mpfc has said, the man appears to be Janet Marshall's husband rather than necessarily Ghislaine Maxwell. Probably someone else equally unable to live under their real name involved in this case so they invented this fabrication. If you're going to go down for trafficking kids for sex, I'd guess any fraud convictions are a minor worry.

He wasn't actually selected, he was selected as the government's choice and they were so arrogant that they expected their own patsy just to be imposed. Julian Lewis has actually been selected, and just to show how arrogant they are they've taken the Conservative whip away from him. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53422010 Remember that Russian reported that got kicked into the long-grass, this should make it more likely to be published.

Being robbed is never nice. And those who do it are fucking scum, sadly I don't expect the boys in blue will try all that hard to actually help you. They might pretend to care a bit a bit more because it's a business that's been robbed but the reality is the reason this happens is the fuckers know they'll get away with it and if they don't the punishment will be nothing. Sympathy goes out to your old man, hope he can fix it.

I think Emmerdale has changed since you watched it, Lard

3 unlikely bastards picked Paula Tilbrook and fall foul of the Neville Buswell crack of their pick dying last year and not being announced til this year. http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2020/celebs_T.html @msc

Prior to Trump, I'd laugh at this. Now I'm terrified by it.

I'll be watching Newcastle v Tottenham so will have to monitor the goals after, anyway re Newcastle's game on current form looks all set to be a 1-1 or 2-2 draw, or a comfortable win for Spurs. Jose Mourinho clearly shopping for a move to the toon if the takeover goes through must make for an interesting dynamic in the away dressing room. My favourite match against Spurs has to be the season we went down (2015/16) and beat them 5-1 in the last game of the season, having been relegated already, not sure if @Lord Fellatio Nelson attends away games but he may well have heard one of my favourite chants of that season of '5-1 to the Championship' echo around St James if he does. What a day that was.

Can't wait for next seasons Man City v Liverpool fixtures. Meanwhile Mourinho seems to be eyeing up the Newcastle job if we get taken over.

Josep manolic

You wouldn't be the first or the last. I'll update the sheet when I'm near a PC.

Meanwhile in the match that you might have predicted to go 8-0 Chelsea scrape a 1-0 against Norwich City, reminding us why 8-0 and 9-0 are so rare in any English league. Man City v Bournemouth tomorrow night a possibility?

Championship has gone full on football manager mode Wigan 8 v 0 Hull More remarkably 7 goals in the first half.

Completely understandable. I quoted you in reference to the post you put up, wouldn't want to you to think I was insinuating you should take over (the DDP is more than enough for anyone to handle.) I've done as much as I can to make it as easy as possible for someone to take over. If someone does great, if not that's life and there's a system in place for people to update their own scores via that sheet (although I'd strong recommend anyone doing this has a ctrl+F of their pick and adds the date of death in for others as a courtesy.)

You aren't reading his posts properly then. Read beyond the surface and their Nobel prize worthy opuses.

I think it's suicide and she intended to take the kid with her but backed out the last minute on the second part. The recent social media post point to something like that anyway.

Sean Connery was still attractive when you were a kid? Fucking hell you must be old...