Paradise Won

Well, now that Connery's gone...

Imagine simping for the man as hard as this kombucha quaffing tart.

better yet ---

Has to be Kissinger. Coronavirus will wipe out the remaining 2% lung function he's clung to for the past half-century

Nothing compares to this title

Thought the gluttonous bastard was dead already

Reckonn a week or two before Ol' Faithful kicks the bucket

Willie Nelson will live forever propelled by the spirits of Marihuana

Calling the end of the line for him for mid-2020 to early 2021 The poor fellow (ahem) has been in awful health the past decade, obese, heavy stimulant drug use (adderall cocaine etc), just had another brat (makes six), running five companies, spends all his time on a private aeroplane getting radiated (recently had a throat tumour surgically removed, must be constantly breathing fuel vapour) && has an inexcusable sleep pattern for someone so wealthy. Mister Musk is doubtless on track for a heart attack or stroke if he doesn't get the Corona virus from one of his cadre. Would hate to see it so young (is he 50 yet) but I reckon it'll go that way if he doesn't shape up soon