Dying Probably

Why am I surprised that they're not back yet?

*facepalm* as always.

I can't find a thread for general MPs, so I made one, with the 99% chance that one already exists. This is for those people not big enough to have their own thread, like Bill Cash.

Remind me who this dumb fucker is?

Amy Coney Barrett. Pro-life until they're born.

Please never joke about suicide again. Here are some places to get help around the world: Samaritans - 116 123 Shout - text "Shout" to 85258 Mind - 0300 123 3393 Mind - https://sidebyside.mind.org.uk/?_ga=2.103350915.246722013.1600933938-1610369430.1598258522 Please go and use those helplines, for anyone on here who needs help. I will set them as my "About Me" for anyone who needs.

By the sounds, it's a victory of Biden.

We keep bringing up Beverly Cleary as a notable old person, yet there isn't a thread for her. She has written books such as Henry Huggins (1950), Ralph S. Mouse (1982) and Ramona's World (1999). She's also 104, which means that she's quite the safe bet.

I hope you recover quickly. This virus is absolutely horrific.

Oh what a surprise. Person who killed over 300k Americans with his incompetence doesn't get Prize for Peace. Surprised.

Hold on. Am I seeing you be actually civil?

According to Kellyanne Conway's daughter on TikTok (of all places), Trump is near death.

This is really embarrassing for you. Make a bitchy comment on a forum, get put under review for saying said bitchy comment and decide the best thing is to go to the fucking POLICE? Just log off and come and talk to us when you have a bit of sense drilled into you.

Have you not fucked off yet?

This woman. I stand by the fact that her lemon drizzle recipe is amazing.

I love this.

The police will tell you to fuck off!

Motherfucker got hospitalised. I shouldn't party for someone in hospital, but it's Trump and his incompetence is huge so

*repetitively smacks head against the table*

The Tories are just looking at the bleeping deaths, aren't they? THERE ARE STILL THOUSANDS IN HOSPITALS - LOCK THE bleepING COUNTRY DOWN!

Sadly a fake still. Very funny though.

The debate was utterly horrible yet hilarious. Best moment was Biden saying "Will you shut up, man..." Most of it was hilarious except for when Hunter Biden was talked about. I loved Joe's reaction, that he was proud of him for overcoming drug issues.

AND YOU'RE ALL LAUGHING NOW.

I wasn't expecting anyone from 1963 to still be alive so I went with whoever was after that point. Nana would've been on my list otherwise.

This man has had details to follow for 15 days - will this man ever get some damn DETAILS? Also for RBG.