YouOnlyDieOnce

The big question on our minds now is..... Will she last another 47 pages?

It seems like Balmoral is getting a little crowded, perhaps fat-arse Prince Andrew can wait outside to leave room for another six more important people?

Whatever happens... Can you please put Vladimir Putin in the top spot for next year, even if I have to arrange the "outcome" myself!

It's the most dead-cert news so far. My cousin's wife, who works at BBC Cardiff as an editor, has just been asked to bring in a black outfit for her to change into during her night shift.

He's my choice too. It'll be a VERY sad day when he goes, an inspiration to us all.

I've just called my local Bed Fred, they're not taking any bets, due to the "sensitive" likely outcome. Will Charles be King for a day then pass to William? Or... If they all refuse, could Liz Truss become our first president?

On the bright side... At least we won't have Ukraine or the Pakistan floods rammed down our throats at 10pm this evening.

Everybody will be out in the streets as soon as it happens, thunderstorm or not.

There'll be uproar if the BBC has to postpone tonight's episode of Eastenders. Much better if she croaked just after kick-off during a World Cup final.

Good time to stock up on Union and Royal Standard flags to sell on eBay. Time to grease those poles so that they don't get stuck while lowering.

I think this will be a news flash on all channels as soon as rigo sets in. Finally, we'll see the £ drop below the $.

I'm glad that she lived long enough to tell BoJo "One must fuck off, you know".

25DEC, just in time to fuck up Xmas.

There'll be a "Large Event" along The Mall before Xmas and the workshy will be glad of yet another day off.

I've just come back from walking the dog. I passed literally hundreds of houses and saw no union flag or bunting at all; however, I did see a white car, a red post box and a blue wheelie bin.

Ma'am, to leave a good legacy, can you at least fire that wanker Boris Johnson while you can still speak?

It'll be a bit of a bummer if she's a day short.

I wonder what the odds are of her croaking before the Jubilee public holiday? She's already wimped out of some of her garden parties. For God's sake woman, get a damn wheelchair, at least you can have the Rolls Royce logo put on it or a horses tail. Margaret wasn't as vain.

If Biden gets his way, Liz won't be the only one not seeing Xmas.

King Charles will deliver the next Xmas speech.

May I be the first to congratulate King Charles III.

We need something to take our minds off BoJo's Xmas piss-ups and WW3. C'mon Biden, send China and Ukraine a NATO invite?

Seems like we'll be having crowds lining The Mall soon?

No doubt her sphincter has got a little slack with age, one mustn't fart or shart in public when coughing.

Get well soon Ma'am... and you'll be wiping your own arse again in no time.