YouOnlyDieOnce

It'd be the first success of 2022 if I had anything to do with it!

She's been leap-frogged twice in just over a week, so her bodily components along with their functions are more robust than I first thought. Perhaps we should remove her from the next 5 death lists? Thinking of what the odds could be of Charlie leap-frogging her too, I'll check with my local bookie and may have a flutter on him. As a side bet, I'm also thinking that Boris Johnson could be assassinated while still in office (wishful thinking on my part) as he's one of the most detested statesmen on the planet.

She could've been given a commode if the issue was as minor as gastric turbulence. It could then have been emptied over Boris Johnson, shame to waste it.

I think she'll be lucky to see this Xmas and I'll be calling some bookies tomorrow, as I think the odds of her being the 10th on this list could be in our favour. For Kate to be so upset this year, something's up.

Excuses, excuses... Back sprain my arse! I think that a pre-Xmas BBC Newsflash is more likely this year than it's ever been. I'll put money on a coronation in 2022.

On my father's side... both grandparents (77/81) didn't live as long as my four great grandparents (83/86/94/101) and my father (72) didn't live as long as both grandparents, so I'd better start digging my hole ASAP. Too much stress on the modern World me thinks, and Liz doesn't have much to stress about apart from that evil granddaughter-in-law that Philip is now unable to deal with.

I don't think that the statement from Boris saying that the country wishes her well, bodes well. This reminds me of all the hype and speculation just before Philip's body temperature settled between 2C and 4C. Charles will probably soon be sized up for the St Edward's Crown, the State Coach will have its moving parts greased and the 8 horses will be put through their paces. I wonder if those that have just ended furlough are looking for yet more paid days off? I don't think we'll see another DL without Liz on it, until after the event.

I just woke up from a dream where the Union Flag was flying half mast nationwide, lots of riff-raff lining The Mall and the work-shy enjoying a day off. But... that’s enough about Boris.

I'd not want to go to Glasgow either if that blonde scruffy buffoon is there, blubbering his stuff. I just hope that Liz stays around long enough to sack him!

I don't think anybody gives two fucks about Boris, I just hope that useless wanker has a different outcome than before when he's in the ICU next. I can't see as many well wishes next time around.

What a sight that would be if she had to bend over to pick up her false teeth if they fell out.

She's probably missing Philip and hopes to join him soon, as the latest news could mean that it's sooner than she thinks. Could we witness either the coronation of King Charles III or King William V before next Easter? I wonder who will be consort, Chas' nag or Billy's tart? Anyway, it's about time that we had another newsflash.

... about the same length as this thread when we're done with it.

I'm just confused as to how they started to appear within seconds of the announcement. Some look far better than the trash you get at corner shops and small supermarkets, just sayin'.

I thought about it too, but too busy watching xnxx holding my iPad in my left hand, leaving the right hand free.

I see that lots of flowers have been placed outside Buckingham Palace, with no greengrocer nearby or any florists open, where the Hell did people get them from? Were they nicked from St James' Park or did they scale the walls of the palace grounds to steal them from there? Not being distasteful, just wondering during the current dystopian era.

I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes. I would've thought that they'd choose the age as of 01JAN of that year.

I heard about it when I was on the toilet, my girlfriend shouted the news to me from downstairs. At least I avoided shitting myself otherwise. Honestly, I thought he was a great guy and offended people in the nicest possible way, a legend! I think the Queen will be fine, she's a tough cookie. Charles will be the more devastated one I think.

At least he won't be at hers, didn't exactly go to plan, did it?

I doubt that she'd have jumped on his bones in bed that often, with him being so fragile in recent years.

Yes... and that should be changed out of respect.

There'll still be sheeple waving their silly little flags.

I'm a white, taffy, snowflake, honkey and very proud of it! People need to grow a pair.... off to YouTube to catch up on Love Thy Neighbour.....

At least Meghan will now feel safer when being driven through an underpass, unless plans have already been made. On another note, who will be the next D of E, that poof Edward?

That'll now put her in pole position, perhaps another day off this year?