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Shame he didn't, as that's one useless arsehole that deserves to feed earthworms.

Charlie has probably gone home to make plans for "Operation Forth Bridge."

4 hits in 2021 so far bodes well for a new record of 24.

..... and to see him pretend to cry at the demise of his half-brother's grandfather.

LOL - That is one fugly mofu, I'm surprised it wasn't put down at birth.

Soon... Meghan Markle will have no need to worry about being safely driven through a Paris underpass.

Thank you for your insight. Nothing of note by anybody has been said on this thread recently, only the BBC can announce what we want (or don't want) to hear. Until then, we can only speculate.

I suppose they've got to give it a good go in resus before disconnecting all those wires and tubes.

I think we'll be waking up to this tomorrow.

I think that's the look on ones face when Daddy admits to you that he arranged the murder of your bit of hot totty back in 1997.

Typically, the BBC get informed by The Firm at 08:00 the next morning after the organs have ceased functioning.

I'm off the toilet and was on there a little longer than anticipated, any news yet?

That's probably what Charlie is doing to Mummy's right now. Bitty Bitty!

What's he currently being treated for, Rigor Mortis?

Hurry up Philip, I need to go to the toilet.

I wonder if Charlie has got his sense of smell back yet, he probably can't tell that Daddy's dead without it. We all know about his eyesight impairment as why else would he fancy the old nag he's married to?

A 5th success is on the cards, but a bit of a bummer to not get a telegram from the missus.

Perhaps he's expected to be at ambient temperature early next week and The Palace are working on their statement to the BBC. It seems like February will end with a horse-drawn carriage and the Royal Standard on display.

He'll be leaving next week..... feet first!

It's who he is, not what he is. It's always been rules for us and no rules for them.

It looks like he's facing a 3rd night in hospital, perhaps they're waiting for the undertakers to come and take measurements? I think The Palace will be making an announcement by the weekend, here's hoping.

Who will send her a card when she reaches 100? Hurry up and curl your toes up love, I need another day off work!

Stage 4? Looks like a dead cert to me.

I quite enjoy a state funeral, and it's been a while since we had the last one, I wonder if they'll stick to 30 guests?

If this zombie actually croaks, the QE2 could then die of a broken heart soon after. Perhaps Charlie boy could then have his long awaited coronation this year? However, I still think that Charles will die before Philip.