Schism

See they have made a website in his honnor www.friendsreignited.com

Old Mc donnald was dyslexic U,I,E.P,A.

What a tw@ish poll tbfch

That poor 88 year old man thought he was a good lover, till he found out she had asthma.

Looks like a Rod Hull wannbe.

I agree with you as you say joe's publicity people need not talk up his illness and yes we as many are going to see joe get his honour on june and looking forward to it so please do not have a go at joe he has been through a lot Awwww bless

Passed away today.

Just wanted to wish you all, A merry Christmas and a Happy new year

Could be a lot worse - could be great balls of fire Obviuos his name is bernie.

Perhaps jumping over 26 motor cycles in a Bus will sort things out faster

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." [Merged - HCW]

Paddy More. His trousers seem to be slipping.

I see a dvd the other night, it was the Eagles playing in Australia. I was shocked to see Joe Walsh, such a great tallent but alas did not look to clever. Just curious, has any one heard anything bout his health of late I have done teh Google thing but have not found out to much, but in the 14 yrs since i see him last perform he looked a wee bit worst for wear.

I think you'll find that the place where Bin Laden was supposedly pinned down is called Tora Bora. The battle of Toro Boro sounds more like a lawn mower (http://www.toro.com) race on Teeside. W as intelligent and thoughtful. Hmm. He's been called many things, but I dare say those two adjectives may have never before been used to describe him or his presidency. Hmmmmmmm "Toro Boro" a lawn mower, was that the one that "Mo the grass" ( The Jewish informant) used?

Hello all. No doubt this has been debated before, so please excuse my lazyness (for not checking). What? If given a choice would be your most commical way of departing this worldly coil ?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006350178,,00.html {merged - HCW}

Do you mind not compairing my nibblet to Babb's plz tyvm

On what evidence? It'll be sudden death. You mark my words. Is young Phillip gunna duff er up?

What was the most pain (not physiclogical) you have have the misfortune of enduring?. For me it was a Renal Collic, i think it was when i passed a stone from me kidney and it became trapped in the little tubby thing between the kidney and the bladder. As for the term "Tubby thing" please excuse me for i know as much about biolagy as i know about spelling It took 2 shots of morpeine just to help me stand up and stop crying like a baby.

No matter what they are selling my reply is always the same, "It's ok matty, i have a machine upstairs that makes them". Whatever it may be they are trying to sell me, all be it double glazzing,soffit's,new internet providers.

Perhaps the shepperds heard that it's best to do the sheep on the edge of the cliff cause they push back harder. Must have been a wild party though for that many to tummble over.

Wern't he bumped of by a cerial killer

where did you decide to shoot him btw?

Just 44 here, ohh wait we talking I.Q's or age

A little known fact about this picture is that his boxers are actually a Magic Eye painting, if you stare long enough. Ahhhh and what is the picture then?