Bennett_Cerf

Well darling it is so so very nice to hear from the likes of you. Of course since you have already tried to claim that you are me and have been called out on it I should not be surprised from your disgraceful tone. Of course I must wonder, if you sincerely believe that you are me (or is it that I am you?) then why are you attacking in such venoumous a manner?

According to a Google Internet search, I have learned that the trial date is currently scheduled for a starting date in January of next year.

Oh.

He's been discussed before - I forget if it was in his own thread or in the "Looking Healthy" thread - but evidentely he's been in tip-top shape at performances, even after he suffered two personally tragedies within the space of a week. Convincing enough evidence somewhere on these forums that I took him off my list. Of course, I did the same with Roger Ebert. Visit the barber young man.

Let me summon up the appearance of acting as if I care. No, I am afraid that simply is not possible.

Apparently this was the case. Hope it went well for him.

Martha Dandridge Custis Washington Age at Death: 70 Abigail Smith Adams Age at Death: 73 Martha Wayles Skelton Jefferson Age at Death: 33 Dolley Payne Todd Madison Age at Death: 81 Elizabeth Kortright Monroe Age at Death: 62 Louisa Catherine Johnson Adams Age at Death: 77 Rachel Donelson Jackson Age at Death: 61 Hannah Hoes Van Buren Age at Death: 35 Anna Symmes Harrison Age at Death: 88 Letitia Christian Tyler Age at Death: 51 Julia Gardiner Tyler Age at Death: 69 Sarah Childress Polk Age at Death: 69 Margaret Smith Taylor Age at Death: 63 Abigail Powers Fillmore Age at Death: 55 Jane Means Appleton Pierce Age at Death: 57 Harriet Lane Johston-Hostess for Buchanan Age at Death: 73 Mary Todd Lincoln Age at Death: 63 Eliza McCardle Johnson Age at Death: 65 Julia Dent Grant Age at Death: 76 Lucy Ware Webb Hayes Age at Death: 57 Lucretia Rudolph Garfield Age at Death: 85 Ellen Lewis Herndon Arthur Age at Death: 42 Caroline Lavina Scott Harrison Age at death: 60 Frances Folsom Cleveland Age at Death: 83 Ida Saxton McKinley Age at Death: 59 Edith Carow Roosevelt Age at Death: 87 Helen Herron Taft Age at Death: 82 Ellen Axson Wilson Age at Death: 54 Edith Galt Wilson Age at Death: 89 Florence Kling DeWolfe Harding Age at Death: 64 Grace Goodhue Coolidge Age at Death: 78 Lou Henry Hoover Age at Death: 68 Anna Eleanor Roosevelt Age at Death: 78 Bess Trueman - above. Mary "Mamie" Doud Eisenhower Age at Death: 82 Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Age at Death: 64 Claudia "Lady Bird" Taylor Johnson Date of Birth: December 22, 1912 Thelma "Pat" Ryan Nixon Age at Death: 81 Betty Bloomer Warren Ford Date of Birth: July 28, 1929 Rosalynn Smith Carter Date of Birth: August 18, 1927 Nancy Davis Reagan Date of Birth: July 6, 1921 Barbara Pierce Bush Date of Birth: June 8, 1925 Hillary Rodham Clinton Date of Birth: October 26, 1947 Laura Welch Bush Date of Birth: November 4, 1946 Oh, well done OoO, well done! Thank you ever so much!

Gracious me! How dare you speak to me in such a manner (or perhaps to be more in line with truth, lack of manners). I certainly hope this does not become a regular occurrence as that would make me indeed sad.

Keep in mind that the word you were attempting to use in this situation should have been too with the letter O used twice, or two times if you would prefer.

How can this egregious error be rectified millwall32? (and did you know your photo looks eerily similar to that of the late George Carlin?) It is he. He is alive. You don't know what your talking about. Are you sure about that millwall32? I checked the Social Security death records and found him dwelling there rather securely.

Who will replace him in those lovely commercials he does with the young man for those blood readers?

Do tell! He seems quite the dashing gentleman in the picture which you have supplied. When you met him was it in the midst of a musical engagement or some other venue? I myself greatly enjoy good jazz and am rather entranced by trombone players. So sad to see him go, indeed a tragic loss for all the world.

Too bad it wasn't strangulation then she would have better appreciated the torture she put her daughter through.

How can you speak in such a manner of the mother of your children?

Sorry to break the news to you, you miserable whoring twaddle deliverer; but, Mr.Lay went rather suddenly. As to Mr.Helms, he is a sweet doddering old man and there is no reason to wish him ill.

You get to boast about your success until someone bans your IP. Ouch!

You don't say! Now, it would also behoove you to inform us of the average age attained prior to demise of all of these women. While you are at it, would you be so kind as to run a comparison list of their ages as opposed to the age reached of women who are wed to Presidents of other nations? Gavin loves having these extra rare tidbits of information available at all times and if you supply it he shall be most eternally grateful.

Something tells me that few if any particularly care what you think about this matter.

Will there be a prize awarded to those who correctly predict the next victim?

How can this egregious error be rectified millwall32? (and did you know your photo looks eerily similar to that of the late George Carlin?)

I believe I have been remiss in entering into the fray on this matter. From what I have been able as of yet to ascertain, Windsor seems a pleasant and polite enough member, unlike the aforementioned starcrossed who is claiming to be me.

This is indeed tragic.

You ought to learn punctuation.

I sort of agree. Can't they just rage in the Drunken Fights thread? Not all of the members here are drunkards and we too need a place to vent verbosely.

My dear, sad delusional child. You were never me because as one can plainly see you are a classless, tasteless, senseless, useless creature. I on the other hand am a gentleman of the highest calibre; something which you can never even come close to attaining. As to me, I have been here all along I just saw no reason to enter into yet another worthless banter-about of words with a simpleton such as yourself.