Lard Bazaar
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Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies
Lard Bazaar replied to Gooseberry Crumble's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Yes, I’m aware. I was merely playing with words, you know, that All Lives Matter bollocks? Obviously went right over your head. -
Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies
Lard Bazaar replied to Gooseberry Crumble's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
All Babies Matter. -
Never heard of him.
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What Are You Listening To Right Now?
Lard Bazaar replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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What Are You Listening To Right Now?
Lard Bazaar replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Football experts - Liverpool and Leeds, will they draw? I’ve got serious money on this. CUNTS!
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What Are You Listening To Right Now?
Lard Bazaar replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Couldn’t agree more. I often think giving a ‘label’ does more harm than good. Find the problem, treat accordingly. Fuck away with all the flim flam.
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Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
Lard Bazaar replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Jesus, what’s next, The Complete Works of Nana Mouskouri featuring Slayer? -
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Wanking.
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Indeed, I think to qualify as a ‘genuine’ poster you have to ‘suffer from anxiety’ and have at least one kid on the spectrum, and have a six figure combined household income but at the same time think you are ‘just getting by’. Absolute twats.
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Lard Bazaar replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I’ll tell you what I’m listening to right now, shall I? Fucking tinnitus. 30 years of Iron Maiden has fucked my hearing completely. Constant high pitched buzzing, ringing, with lower pitched engine type noise behind it, 24 hours a bastard day. -
Fuck you’ve got me started now, someone actually posted a serious thread on there earlier asking if they should put their bread in the cupboard or a bread bin. How the fuck do these total cretins manage day to day life?
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Yes. But most of the utter cunts on there use made up swears like WANKPUFFIN or TWATWAFFLE. I’ve truly never felt more superior to anyone in my life than I do to the absolute plankton that inhabit that site.
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The Happy Birthday Thread
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Yeh but do you wear a noseclip and Speedo’s as well? -
The Happy Birthday Thread
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Shut it, Duncan Goodhew -
Dead Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease
Lard Bazaar replied to DevonDeathTrip's topic in DeathList Forum
Never heard of him. -
Blimey, you’ve got too much time on your hands son, but I do admire your commitment. I love a good stat. Rotten Ali used to make my knees go weak with his facts and figures.
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The Happy Birthday Thread
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I think he’s very funny, and anyone that knows what Mr Lard the Second looks like will know that I am partial to a sturdy beard faced gentleman, however not this one. Nor Moby while we’re on the subject. I don’t just fuck anyone, you know. -
COVID 19 - Second Wave
Lard Bazaar replied to The Great Cornholio's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
All the poor cunts dying of the covids don’t have any breath to hold. -
Well, this is the topic of much debate, as the only person who knows (apart from Twinflaps herself) is now dead - we are pretty sure there has been no other lucky fella to find out for sure - we THINK it’s two sets of massive flaps (hence Twinflaps) rather than two actual vagina holes, but it will, I fear, forever be a mystery. In a nutshell - ugly bird from school has a weird fanny.
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No but I’m reliably informed that a girl I went to school with has two sets of giant outside fanny lips. She’s nicknamed Twinflaps.
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Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies
Lard Bazaar replied to Gooseberry Crumble's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Nobody even noticed that I put a made up person in the Happy Birthday thread the other day -
The Happy Birthday Thread
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
What the fuck sort of girl do you take me for?
