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I’d have thought seeing a bloke up to his elbow in a mad bird would have been right up your street.

Obvs

Particularly exciting watching The Salisbury Poisonings not least because my team were involved in a small way and they briefly showed my office on tonight’s episode definitely have used a little artistic license and tweaked the timings on some events to make it fit into a three part series.

But that’s my point, it’s not a shock! Everyone knows banned members just join again with a new name and nobody stops them so why bother banning them in the first place? Save the mods a job wouldn’t it? Either ban them and make sure they stay banned or don’t bother. I’ve only ever been banned from posting on one site and that was The Wiltshire Times and that was only because I kept pointing out their journalists were shit at spelling. Fucking proud of that, I am.

Well if the last time you saw him on TV was ten years ago then he’s probably about ten years older.

Fucksake now THAT is the sort of thing people should be getting up in arms about, not Basil fucking Fawlty.

How do some general public not see that when a lot (not all) of these comedy scenes were written they are directing the mockery at the actual racist and making them look like the dick, not mocking the race itself, but people do like to miss the point in the name of a massive leap on to a passing bandwagon. Everyone who starred in Mind Your Language might as well kill themselves now.

Black Lace are fucked then aren’t they, Agadon’t.

Rude

One can think or say whatever one likes, the same as one can choose or not to take offence. Many things are definitely worthy of taking offence at, many are not. For instance, having your neck knelt on till you’re dead - worthy. Crying about a comedian taking the piss out of a diverse range of people - not worthy.

Could I ask, if you know and allow someone who is a banned poster using an alias to post, what is the fucking point of banning them in the first place? I couldn’t give a rat’s cock who posts, but banning them just seems a pointless waste of your time if it’s not enforced, no?

Thanks, I’ve been looking for a punchy line for my CV.

I lose track. It shouldn’t be allowed. Once you’ve named yourself something dickish you should have to stay dickish!

Unpopular opinion but I genuinely don’t get why people are crying on about Bo Selecta. He ripped it out of PEOPLE - not BLACK PEOPLE - PEOPLE. Lorraine Kelly isn’t black, Davina McCall isn’t black, David Blaine isn’t black. Surely equality is about people not being treated less favourably because of race, sexuality, disability etc - nobody was treated less favourably on his show because they were black. As for the statues absolutely get rid of them, but is unlawfully tearing them down and then throwing them in a river really the best way? Yeh look at us we are so right on and peace and love and all that shit but we don’t mind killing a load of wildlife by chucking ten tons of bronze in the fucking Severn and then passing corona to our grannies because we went to a mass gathering to show how fucking righteous we are. Twats. I can’t be doing with all this shit.

Fucksake who were you before, I can never find that bit

Even though there is a video I was still thinking Moira Stewart and could not believe she is 82. And that’s because she isn’t.

Coincidentally when I joined the team I work in about five years ago, I became good friends with a colleague and when we were based in a different office would obviously share lifts - exactly three years ago we were driving to work and I mentioned it was my dad’s birthday, and she said no way, it’s my dads too! I said blimey what a coincidence, what year was he born, 1952 she said! Our dads were born on exactly the same day! It must have been fate that we are such good pals.

My dad 68.

Three out of four grandparents made it to late 80s, the other died late 50s, both parents still alive and in late 60s, sister died at 43. No centenarians in the family to my knowledge. Brother probably won’t make old bones due to his debauched lifestyle and I’m very fat so not expecting a telegram from the queen either. Have a nice day.

Or more accurately, in the grand scheme of things we are a country made up predominantly of twats who’d rather get a suntan than live beyond July.

A few years back, the company I was with (I can’t remember who now but no doubt I ranted about it on here) informed me they were going to increase my monthly debit to an obscene amount because they’d decided my meter had been faulty for years and had been undercharging me. I told them to get to fuck. Tried to leave but they wouldn’t let me go because I owed them the money so had to pay up. Fucking cunts the lot of them.

Spectacularly missing the point there. As if we needed reminding, this government is a lying sack of turds who are taking lessons from that big orange bag of fuck Trump - after them saying that some of these are ‘false stories’ it’s only a matter of time before that spunk-ridden pork haystack Johnson utters the ‘fake news’ phrase. JK Rowling has offered a year’s salary to whoever did that civil service tweet - I’m liking her more and more.

Great tune that.

I shaved my legs today. First time since March.

Me? Jealous of someone getting some cock? you’ve not been around these here parts long, have you?