Lard Bazaar

Carol Barnes has had a stroke.

Just what I need - room for one more? Have a great time :-)

We watched Run Fatboy Run on Saturday, which was quite funny. I like Simon Pegg.

Mine's Will Smith, so if what they say about black men is true, I'm well happy with that.

No prizes for guessing the name of the surviving guinea pig, then. sh*t, is it that obvious?

Bloody Hell. On top of everything else, one of my kids' guinea pigs croaked it this morning. I know he's not famous (although his name is Chaka Demus) so sorry, but he is dead, so I'm halfway there. I've got kids crying everywhere. It's all their father's fault, just like everything else is. Bastard.

I watched 'Control' yesterday, about Ian Curtis of Joy Division - it was quite good, I especially liked Samantha Morton. And of course some good music in it too.

I watched This Is England yesterday - it was all right, but came to a bit of an abrupt end I thought.

Is that a bell-end then?

As if my day couldn't get any worse, someone has to go and post a picture of THE smuggest old bitch in town, Daphne. Her and CJ de Twatty should be shot. Twice in the face.

I always feel completely thick and stupid when in this thread, as I've never heard of any of the films mentioned. I obviously am uncultured and common. Anyhow, I just watched The Heartbreak Kid with Ben Stiller, and seeing as I think he's quite funny, was a bit disappointed, as it was not that funny at all. A couple of smirk moments, but not his best moment by any means. I'll try and watch a meaningful, intelligent film next time so I can feel a bit more clever like what you lot are.

Shame....The Curse of Eldorado? Oooh - he sometimes drinks in a crappy little social club where I used to go for my lunch.

What's Lord Robert Winston doing in this thread? Or is it that guy off Mind Your Language?

Hmm, a most appropriate and timely post, if you look at the DLXX forum. Now where's my toothbrush.....

I do apologise - I did a search as well and it didn't come up!

Keith Floyd in hospital with breathing difficulties.

Abdul Latif star of Viz, has died. I'm truly upset about this one.

Great Escape war veteran Jimmy James going through another hole. This time six feet down.

I might give up biting my tongue.

Bobby Fischer - checkmate.

Sorry, I should have searched for this more appropriate thread - my excuse is I'm at work and trying to hide Deathlist in a mass of other open windows - I work for the elderly and disabled so it's not the most appropriate site to be caught on by the boss

Jason MacIntyre Scottish cycling champion dead.

Christopher Bowman US figure skating champion dead.

Woohoo! How exciting! I have a feeling in my water this is going to be a successful year.

Ooo you just beat me to it - here's a link