Lard Bazaar

I’ll bet that’s not all she’s had in her.

My troll name is very wholesome, you would never ever guess it was me

I’m 47 in a minute - memory and bladder of a 94 year old, behaviour of 12 year old

Oh you’re a barrel of laughs for us fat fucks aren’t you

Hi.

Honestly what a bunch of utter cunts frequent that place - I have to admit to having a bit of a troll on there when I’m bored

Phillip Schofield’s The Pube

Dick-ie Davis presents World of Spurt

Midbummer Murders

Reacharound The World in 80 Days with Michael Palin

How about TV word quiz show Cuntdown?

What time will you be home for your tea, love?

Is there any such thing as a challenging wank? Surely ‘empty house, what shall I do?’ is enough, and bingo, spaff time. Oh. Just me then.

Thank you for so eloquently putting what I’ve been wanting to say out loud for weeks but because I work in social care I’d be fucking slaughtered for it. Unlike me to give a shit what other people think!

Knighthoods and Damehoods mean fuck all these days. When you’ve got the likes of Kelly Holmes getting them for winning a couple of medals it makes a mockery of the whole system. Nobody gives a fuck who gets them nowadays.

If I sat on the committee there’d be serious injuries.

My old man has had two black toenails for years, no amount of fungal stuff gets rid, it just keeps coming back, probably because he spends 13 hours a day with his feet in big sweaty steel toe capped boots. Honestly his naked feet make we want to vomit, he looks like something that should be living in the woods.

Cheeky cunt. Rep that!

Setting aside the quality of posts (because I hardly ever take notice of names so wouldn’t know who the shit ones are mostly), does anyone above the age of 13 really give a shit about ‘rep points’?

Thanks

Fuck off that was some of my best work AND it took me ages to work out how to change the words!

This post did not get anywhere the recognition it deserved.

Obese? Jeez if he’s obese I must be, well, proper fucking lardy.

Jesus to fuck, this is still happening. I’ve shat myself inside fucking out. My bumhole must look like a butcher’s scrap bin. I’m too scared to look.