Lard Bazaar

Never heard of this guy so have no opinion other than it’s sad he felt the need to commit suicide but what fucks me off is that before he went missing he’d get maybe three or four replies to any tweets he posted. Since he went missing and subsequently topped himself, hundreds of people suddenly replying to his last tweets. Maybe if they’d all cared so much when he was fucking alive he might still be alive. Fucking coffin chasing cunts.

Twat

Fuck off Gramps, it’s no different to an old man’s sack of hairy potatoes banging against his knees

I think like all most old ladies they got bigger with age. Take a gawp at The Queen’s rack, she’s got giant norks for a geriatric.

My nan’s had it since at least 2011, probably a bit earlier in reality. A steady decline, and to be honest we’re not expecting her to see Christmas as she’s now mostly asleep and very frail. But she is 88 so a bit older than Babs. A very cruel disease.

A Man Called Ove - great book, you should read it. It’s about a man who wants to commit suicide following the death of his wife, but life keeps scuppering his plans.

For shits and giggles obvs

Nicky Hayden, MotoGP world champion and World Superbike rider was knocked off his pushbike and killed last year. He was a great character and I have a ‘69’ sticker on my car in tribute

Are you mental? I’d watch Dave Grohl take a shit!

No. Daniella.

FTFY

Very similar story. His mate lived with his elderly mum, she went and knocked on the door as he’d been in there ages, couldn’t get a response so she got the bloke next door who broke the bathroom door down. Airlifted to hospital but was too far gone, they kept him alive long enough for his kids to get there and say goodbye. His funeral was where I hooked up with the old man as we’d all been mates as teenagers.

The old man’s best mate had one in the shower at age 38, was dead within 6 hours.

I know someone from Gibraltar and she’s a cunt.

Thank you I don’t really know why I’m bothered, we didn’t even have an election in my area and they’re all cunts anyway especially the snooty bitch that is the leader of our council.

I understand HOW to vote. You simply stick a cross in the one that doesn’t say Conservative. It’s how they work out the winner that I’m having difficulty with.

I’ll do mine if someone can lend me a chainsaw.

Oooo all right mardy ass! Who shit in your cornflakes? You’re obviously good at googling and understanding things a nursery class could understand, and I’m good at drinking and shagging strangers off the Internet! Swings and roundabouts innit

Hey, I’ve never professed to be David fucking Dimbleby

Ok I’m prepared for the flaming I will get if this is a dumb question, but how is it that Labour have approximately 1000 more councillors than the Conservatives, but the Conservatives are in power? It says there they are 62 up so presumably before Thursday they still had way more than the Conservatives. Yes it IS shocking that someone like me is allowed to vote.

Fucking AGES mate

I just been shopping

Get a Scenic.

They might be eco but wicker coffins are a fuckload more expensive than wooden ones. My grandad wanted a wicker coffin but he was also a Yorkshireman so he got a fucking wooden one as we knew he’d be spinning in his grave if we’d forked out his hard earned on one!