Lard Bazaar

Ah thanks, perhaps the Carters AND the Windsors might be a points bonanza this coming year then!

Well I think she sounded actually quite frail this year. Has there ever been a Mr and Mrs on the list at the same time?

Good point. Which reminds me, while I think it’s great that the Sikh community provided all those lovely free curry meals to stranded lorry drivers in Kent, surely it’s not the most sensible of dinner if you don’t have suitable access to a bog and are using the M20 verge to offload?

To be fair, at his age shitting yourself is fairly normal.

https://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/18966201.quavers-queen-adele-keeble-gets-early-christmas-surprise-walkers-win/?action=success#comments-feedback-anchor I bet her wrist aches after beating off all those hopefuls.

Men at Christmas, as much use as tits on a fucking bull. Yes don’t worry love, I’ll sort all the presents, all the shopping, all the food, do all the cooking AND I’ll arrange to order and take delivery of stuff you need for YOUR work AND I’ll sort out visits to YOUR friends to deliver their kids’ gifts! Don’t worry your pretty little fat fucking bald head about it!

They’ve driven and (presumably) ferried, if they got stuck I’m sure she wouldn’t mind too much! She’s not scheduled to come home till after Christmas anyway so I’m sure she is just going to enjoy the peace for a bit away from home! Lucky bitch!

So I have a family member that is spending Christmas on Stornaway, does that mean she is stuck there?

You’ll do no such thing, they are absolute legends, I would be genuinely upset if one of them popped off, so if we don’t talk about it then it won’t happen.

Sending good wishes to you Cat *thumbs up*

We had an Amstrad email phone, it was shit. Never sent one email.

June for MrLB2 and September for me. Probably be dead by then.

I’ve no idea, I’ve always been shit at working out who the fakes are on here - even so, it was still a cracker

Now if only we still did the Monkeys or whatever they were called, this would win the Lifetime Achievement award - an absolute fucking gem of a post, that.

It does seem a bit of a pointless thread seeing as eventually the majority of elderly and ill people will have it, celebrity or not.

I’m deliberately not looking it up because I want to continue thinking it’s a ‘seed sensation’

Yeh all right, someone of my advancing years can be forgiven a lapse in memory now and again!

TMZ reporting Tom Petty on life support after a heart attack.

In the words of my all time hero Linda La Hughes, there ain’t no such fing as bisexuality, it’s just greediness.

He’d achieve long-evity given half a chance with me luv, ya know wot I mean nudge nudge wink wink

And Jim Davidson.

Harry Styles.

I bought a Vitara in January after the death of my much-loved Scenic, because I knew I’d be doing more miles this year and wanted a sturdy, reliable beast. Turns out because my job has been confined to home I’ve only done the grand total of 1300 miles this whole year so could probably have done without a car completely.

Interesting, I’m also allergic to penicillin and am a child of the 70s. 1970s for the avoidance of doubt.

Hmmm Ive just had a cancellation of a comedy show in a tiny theatre in Basingstoke cancelled for May, I just can’t see they’ll allow 4000 on a boat going through all those different places.