Lard Bazaar
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
He certainly likes handling a truncheon. -
ClungeBucket
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Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?
Lard Bazaar replied to Brinsworth House Baiter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
No but there was lots of warnings about pickpockets. My usual in depth review of the gig still to come, currently illened with chest infection. And those that have seen my chest will know that’s a mighty big infection. -
Jesus, I’ve woken up ill and now I’m iller.
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He’s well fit for an old bloke.
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Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?
Lard Bazaar replied to Brinsworth House Baiter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I’m off with the littl’un to see Royal Blood in Birmingham tonight, missed their support gig for the Foo Fighters at Milton Keynes because of the absolutely shitty organisation of parking and queuing. Much prefer the smaller venues. -
Confirmed on BBC now. Surprised it doesn’t happen more often at Macau to be honest.
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Vague reports on Twitter about who it is (unconfirmed so I won’t repeat it here) and that he’s dead, apparently the tv direction replayed the crash which is not the gentlemanly way if there’s been a bad one like that.
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What is your favourite Subway sandwich
Lard Bazaar replied to Charlotte's Controller's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Steak and cheese. Which coincidentally is what my bedroom smells like right now. -
The DL Academy Awards 2017
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
The old man’s belly was hanging out of the bottom of one of his T-shirts, he said ‘I think I’ve washed it too much, it’s shrunk’, I said ‘you’re cock must be really clean then’. He didn’t laugh but I did. -
Hey! How do you know I’m not pale and delicate?
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The DL Academy Awards 2017
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Put that magnifying glass down. -
Why/how did this thread go from firework health and safety straight to Anthea Turner?
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Fuck me, Anthony Worrall-Thompson has let himself go.
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I'd take a wild stab (phnarr phnarr) that she was, indeed, taking it up the ass.
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Ah, you were almost believable until Englshit.
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How the fuck should I know?
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Niche, I like it.
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Ah, thank you. We say it in our house, I also manage to piss the other half off by telling him that Henry VIII is dead on a near daily basis. Falls for it every time.
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Out of interest, which was the 'unnatural causes' hit?
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Predictions
Lard Bazaar replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Ah, I got you. Over-rated though, in my opinion. -
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Predictions
Lard Bazaar replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Which surely makes 2019? Which is not next year? -
The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous
Lard Bazaar replied to maryportfuncity's topic in DeathList Forum
Foo Fighters have rescheduled this week's shows due to a 'family emergency' - no other details, might be nothing but might be something. Considering when Dave broke his leg they carried on and finished the show the same night, I'd guess they wouldn't reschedule shows without a damn good reason. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lard Bazaar replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
It should just be extended to all people that ride bicycles.
