Lard Bazaar

Exactly- every single death is from ‘lack of breath’.

I’m dicking around, I have no real interest in football nowadays and couldn’t tell you who plays for England, and I’m sure you are right about today’s players. Watching the many clips that are going around at the moment, he was undoubtedly a remarkable player. He did cheat though

Whilst I still think he’s a greasy little fucking cheating dwarf, I read a story on Twitter (with video footage so fairly sure it’s real) that he once approached FIFA or whoever they are and his club Napoli to arrange a friendly to raise funds for a sick child, FIFA and Napoli refused so he did it himself, playing in the field by the child’s house, and 4000 people turned up. Also this when he met the Pope: "I argued with him because I was in the Vatican and I saw all these golden ceilings and afterwards I heard the Pope say the Church was worried about the welfare of poor kids. Sell your ceiling then amigo, do something!” So there was perhaps a tiny bit of decency in the handballing little fuck.

Sit tight, I’m sure one of the usual twats will be along soon enough.

Or Hamish Macbeth.

You’ve logged onto Deathlist instead of Mumsnet by mistake, off you trot and join all the other bitter and twisted old racists that have been riding the LETS HATE WHATEVER MEGHAN DOES bandwagon since she lured ‘poor old defenceless Harry’ away from our hallowed shores. Jesus, some people will take any opportunity whatsoever to have a dig at her, this is a thread about Maradona for fucksake, nothing whatsoever to do with Meghan Markle but don’t let that stand in the way of a chance to stick the boot in, eh? People really get on my fucking tits.

FTFY

Well that’s what you get for being a fucking cheat.

Me too, in fact when I read this yesterday I went to Wikipedia because I couldn’t remember his surname, which lead me to Rantzen’s entry, a woman of fairly low morals it appears.

I’m sure I saw Rectal Tumour supporting Iron Maiden at the Hammersmith Odeon in 1986.

Ooo Betty, the cat’s done a whoopsie in my balaclava!

First time I’ve watched University Challenge for a while, Paxo sounds slow as fuck.

Dead O’Connor.

Rash being the operative word

More than happy for most people to appear in my inbox.

No need for insults, it was only a joke!

Sorry, I’ve only just seen this, I’ve been busy wanking

Greasy fucking cheating sack of dicks.

I have plenty of leftover crack.

No idea, smiling is not in my nature.

And those dark glasses cover up his eyes, take them off and make him frown and he looks pretty much the same in both pictures.

Another good reason for block-booking those Tesco delivery slots then.

I bet Joe Biden don’t get no letter like one of these

I don’t think he looks awful, he looks like what he is, an old man. Sounded completely coherent and with marbles.