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Cheating cunt.

100% yes I would.

Ah, thanks for that, I’ve never read a Charles Dickens book.

Hmmm, weird - perhaps we should monitor these TOTP repeats for any further strange coincidences. Yes, I was undecided as to whether to count the fictional ones as dead. But agreed, it will be a sad day when Zippy breathes his last.

Of course he is, I was thinking of actual Mork and forgot he was not real Seriously? I thought everyone would have heard of this one. Not me, it came into my mind the other day when Bobby Ball popped his clogs. First thing I thought of come to think of it

The same thing that gives you the right to ask dumbfuck questions.

Hasn’t time flown! I’m trying to remember who was there who is still here now and I think it’s only you me and Mary?

12 years ago today we went to London, lads!

Oh do fuck off, why do we have to go through this pointless fucking exercise EVERY SINGLE TIME someone dies that wasn’t ON THE LIST! The reason he wasn’t in the list is because they didn’t fucking pick him.

FUCK OFF GRANDAD

FTFY, there, spot on!

So would being the weight I’ve become since March

She went to my school.

To be fair I only hate one of them but I can work in my pants at home, it’s frowned upon in the office.

I’ve been working at home since March, and won’t be going back to the office any time soon. I’ve been in about three times for no more than half an hour since March to pick up essential stuff. I can totally see my job becoming permanently home based. I don’t really like going out of the house any more.

I wasn’t expecting to hear it but it’s hardly ‘shocking’. What’s ‘shocking’ about a 90 year old dying?

Fuckinell wasn’t expecting that.

It’s fucking irritating. The man who is lucky enough to live with me has his birthday in December but I’m fucked if I can ever find him a decent card because apparently there’s only one fat bearded twat with a massive sack allowed to celebrate in December and that’s Santa.

Or Kelly Brook

Absolutely agree about Peter Kay, massively over-rated, based his whole career on garlic bread.

I have appreciated the likes of the Two Ronnies (very clever) and Morecambe and Wise much more now I’m old, but I do also really enjoy a lot of the newer i.e James Acaster, Ed Gamble, Romesh Ranganathan, Phil Wang, Rob Beckett, Greg Davies, Rhys James, Russell Howard, Angela Barnes - and still think Vic and Bob are geniuses/genii - Bob Mortimer’s Athletico Mince podcast makes me bellow when I stick it on while doing Saturday housework. And the Fast Show/Paul Whitehouse has not been beaten for a sketch show since.

I think Nish Kumar is very funny.

That has reminded me of an exchange I had with the eldest when Schumacher smashes his face into that rock - ‘He’s a very good racing driver isn’t he mum?’ ’Yeh, not very good at fucking skiing though’.

Marco Simoncelli died during the Sepang MotoGP 2011.

I bumped into that rubbish sniper yesterday, Rick O’Shay.