Lard Bazaar
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10 hours ago, Handrejka said:Why do sweet toothed people get a whole month. I don't like ice cream. When is National Crisps or savoury snacks month?
It’s National Crisps Day every day in my house. Which is directly related to it also being Why Am I So Fucking Fat Day every day in my house.
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Who cares? If the mothers want a Mothers Day, let them. If the fathers want a Fathers Day, let them. If the cancer beaters want a Cancer Beaters Day, let them. If the gays want a Gays Day, let them. If the pancakes want a Pancake Day, let them. If you (a general ‘you’, not anyone specific) are not one of the people the particular day is aimed at, it probably has absolutely no effect on your life on that day, so what does it matter?
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I’m surprised she put up with the cunt for so long. Horrible man.
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15 hours ago, ladyfiona said:I've started dating someone, we get on amazingly well. Only downside is he voted Brexit. We've agreed not to go to deep when it comes to talking politics, lol. Anyone else been in this situation and it worked out well (where you are Labour, they are Tory etc)?
Bin the cunt off, 100% guaranteed his cock is tiny.
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1 hour ago, TQR said:
Blimey. Do you also have a dog called Tiddles?No, I’m scared of dogs. My brother and I both got bit by the same Alsatian when we were young, my brother has teeth marks in his ass cheek to this day. From the Alsatian.
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We had a cat called Fido.
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What sort of fucking melon calls their kid John-Thomas?
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Credible sources via my job suggest that our council election teams are preparing for an October/November date however I did get that info prior to the local election results last week so this may well be out of date information now.
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6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:I missed this one. Lardy is a true legend...ary drinker!
Funny as fuck too.
I’ll be honest, now I’ve made 50 I’m a bit of a pussy at drinking, there’s no way I’d be able to put away what I did that night - but I’m willing to give it a fucking good go!
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2 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:I got them too. I now realise how intimidating it could be, so I’ve switched off his (I assume) ability to DM other members. If you’re reading this @Cropsy, take this as a yellow card warning.
Did you just assume Cropsy’s gender? *big smiley face cos emojis still don’t fucking work on here*
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Honestly though, why bother with such dull content? If I was going to send weird random DMs I’d at least include a picture of my tits, or ask them if they like wearing latex pants while hoovering or something.
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5 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:
No, you're not the first victim.
I understand why you think you were targeted though.
Ah I should have searched, thanks. I don’t ‘think I was targeted’. I was just curious if anyone else got one.
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Has anyone else had a random DM from a member called Cropsy asking if they like Rachel Stevens? Or am I the only lucky recipient?
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Come on then, I need some excitement in my life, and getting pissed up in a dingy pub and then vomiting on a Tube sounds right up my alley.
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On 16/01/2024 at 00:40, time said:Along with "Hear me out" which is similar.
Also dickheads on forums that want to know something so they ask the ‘hive mind’. Fuck right off.
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18 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:Mr. Bates vs The Post Office
Great TV but absolutely blood boiling
We watched this, absolutely shocking. We were equally incensed at the Hillsborough drama a year or two back.
Absolute cunts the lot of them, and how that goofy bitch Vennells has the gall to hang on to that CBE, I ask you. She needs a right kicking. But then she was a priest, so we shouldn’t really be surprised that she’s a scheming, lying sack of shit. There’s only one good priest on earth and that’s Father Brown.
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I haven’t really been paying attention this year so imagine my delight when I’ve just checked the DDP list to copy and paste this year’s survivors to my 2024 entry to find I’ve had 8 hits. I think this year will be my 18th year so who knows, I might actually win it by the time I’m 95.
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20 hours ago, Toast said:Sorry to hear of your losses. But nice to hear from you.
Why did the pizza place close, and what's likely to replace it?
I’m not sure why it closed, it had been open for as long as I can remember and I’ve lived here 40 out of my 50 years, but it was a small independent business so maybe it just wasn’t viable anymore what with big chains like Domino’s and Papa John’s coming into the town, I’m sure it was a family run thing so maybe they just got old. I believe the nobhead builder wants to turn it into a HMO of which we have vast numbers in this town. I’m no fan of our planning department believe me but this guy is an arrogant twat.
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On 26/11/2023 at 12:22, DCI Frank Burnside said:Long illness so presumbly the rumours about Alzheimers were true then as I don't think it was ever officially confirmed.
It’s perfectly possible that he absolutely did have dementia and died in a care home down the road from someone who hardly ever comes on here any more.
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On 26/09/2023 at 16:21, Toast said:A brief visit, my year has been full of family death so I’ve only poked my nose in now and again and I’ve only just seen this - this is a few streets away from me, right opposite my kids old primary school actually - it was a really good pizza shop. The builder in question is an absolute twat.
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5 hours ago, Toast said:* There are photographs showing her happy and laughing on the same day she was allegedly suicidal.
With respect, this means absolutely nothing.
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10 hours ago, TQR said:It’s been rather an odd few days but it’s just starting to sink in; on New Years Evening I got engaged. I’m exhausted by the emotion and the kind of shellshocked feeling of it but I’m stupidly happy.
Congratulations. I’ve been engaged for 12 years. The old man feels marriage is not something one should rush into.
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38 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:EFA.
I’m a changed woman, I think I’ve had about three nights on the piss in 2022. Too old for it now.
The Chequered Flag
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I’m happy to be corrected on this but I think this year is the first year there has been no fatalities at the TT since 1982.