Lard Bazaar

Shocking miss on my behalf, simply because I stupidly did not know/bother to find out his real name.

Bastard!

At least I’ve still got hair.

Perhaps, but in my pointless internet opinion, having ADHD does not give one an excuse to act like an ass and these days everyone seems to want a diagnosed label to excuse their shitty behaviour. However, whatever the circumstances it’s clearly a tragic occurrence for his family and child.

No, he was pushed off a cliff by Janine Butcher.

Shocker, I would have bet on Zayn being the one to off himself. Never liked Liam, too up himself.

I never understood Dom Joly’s popularity or how he built an entire career on the back of shouting into a giant inflatable mobile phone.

The one where the kid gets eaten by an escalator was always my favourite. And ‘oh look Joe, he’s waving at us’ off the Coastguard ads is a daily saying in our house.

Italian motorcycle road racer and MotoE competitor Luca Salvadori has died following a crash in the IRRC Championship in Germany https://bikesportnews.com/tt-and-roads/luca-salvadori-has-died-in-a-road-racing-accident/

Unique pick for me, that trophy is in my sights

Deathlist Absolute Legend Lard Bazaar welcomed a fabulous granddaughter today

I was behind Midge Ure in a queue in Iceland once. The supermarket.

It’s not her lawyer. It’s her children’s former social worker, Lynne Rickwood, who was sacked for becoming too closely involved with the piece of shit, and she is now employed by the scat-loving whore on a private basis as an assistant. Following her sacking, Price then lost custody of her two youngest children who are now in the care of her former husband’s mother. Similarly she lost custody of her two children with Peter Andre when they were younger, and her eldest son has been in residential care for a considerable part of his life. But you won’t read any of that in the tabloids because she cries BE KIND and MENTAL HEALTH if anyone challenges her lies. There is a large contingency of thick as fuck fans that are convinced she is a brilliant mum caring 24 hours a day for all five of her children. It’s simply not true.

There is currently an extremely disturbing picture of her doing the Twitter rounds, I will not describe it here for fear of making you all lose your breakfast, I will simply say Una Stubbs and Cliff Richard, eat your hearts out. If ya know, ya know. She truly is a piece of shit.

She has also had an extraordinary number of pets die while in her care. There is a quite awful celebrity gossip website called Tattle with threads dedicated to her - the majority of posters are twats however there are a few that have seemingly dedicated their lives to documenting all the bullshit and lies this piece of shit comes out with, and it makes for an interesting read. Katie Price is not all she makes herself out to be. The sooner she is in prison the better for everyone in her sphere.

Scummy cunt.

Reg Hollis goes loopy

I’ve probably said this before but I would definitely let him discharge his weapon into me five times.

I’ve never been to Manchester but would happily for a DeathCon - alas that weekend I will be deep in the cleft of Maidstone Central Travelodge for a weekend of motorbike racing at Brands Hatch.

I saw Rhod Gilbert tonight, and prompted by one of our esteemed members on my Facebook friends list, herewith a report - he looks very thin and has a very raspy voice, he had loads of energy and did a couple of hours (with a break) of quite loud ranty comedy - he is still having 8-weekly check ups but did get to ring the cancer free bell, so looks good so far, but he did say that his type of cancer (head and neck) has a higher chance of recurring than some other cancers.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

To be honest, I’m so short that I probably wouldn’t have seen much, and I didn’t want to leave the kid alone too long (she is actually a grown woman of 27 years old but ya know) so we were happy to stick where we were. But I will remind her, and my granddaughter when she is old enough, of that time it was their fault I missed being in the pit

Another fucking ace night at Foo Fighters at the Principality Stadium in Cardiff. My seventh time of seeing them over 16 years. It was fucking boiling. We have the advantage of being only about a 90ish minute drive away, and my daughter’s friend lives about a 20 minute walk from the stadium so we take full advantage of her private parking space. After a quick piss and snack we walked straight into the stadium, no queues, staff were fabulous, found unreserved seating right near the front so had an excellent view. Support bands were Himalayas (meh), Wet Leg who we love after seeing them support Harry Styles at the same venue last year. The Foo Fighters were as ever bloody loud and amazing, they did a three hour set, new drummer Josh Freese is a worthy successor to Taylor Hawkins - I’d vowed I would not see them again after Taylor died but I was wrong. Taylor’s son Shane, who I think is only 17, came out to drum on This Is A Call, the balls of the kid are incredible, it must be difficult emotionally to do that but he’s a damn good drummer in his own right. I always blub at gigs and this was no exception, due to dead grandad (who selfishly died while I was at a FF gig at the 02 in 2017) and grandson, a couple of songs always set me off. No dramas getting out of the stadium and was back home by 1am. My heavily pregnant kid coped well, just one complaint - in 36 years of gigging, I have never been offered an upgrade to the very front of the pit in front of the stage (I was at the front for the Cheese and Grain tiny gig but that was through my own hard work steaming headlong through the tiny crowd) - until last night - and to ensure the health and safety of my coming granddaughter we had to decline the steward’s kind offer. Fucking FUMING I am Looking forward to FF8 whenever that might be.

I’m seeing the Foo Fighters in Cardiff tomorrow for the 7th time, in boiling degrees weather. Going with my youngest. Fingers crossed it goes smoothly because: Weeks she was pregnant when tickets purchased - 0 Weeks she is pregnant tomorrow - 31. Fun times!

Yes, fingers crossed for a good outcome for him. The TT is still one of the very few things that leaves me gawping open-mouthed at the telly. I wonder how long before the health and safety warriors get it shut down.