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The Chicago Bears have won their first game in 346 days.

Confirmed by Chicago Tribune

Wouldn't be the first time TMZ had a premature obituary

Meanwhile, The New York Times had a Stephen Gould obit within days.

According to Susan Rae's son, her dementia is now "at mid-stage and if you didn’t know about her condition, you probably wouldn’t know anything was wrong. She continues to learn new things, has deep conversations, [etc.]"

NYT obit

Lebanese singer Najah Sallam dead at 92.

Bruce Springsteen cancels all 2023 tour dates

Corman's not going anytime soon

Kissinger's arm is in a cast.

From what I can tell, you're missing Bert I Gordon, Arnaldo Forlani, and the Iron Sheik.

Jimmy Carter (not premature)

Jimmy Carter (premature)

Giorgio Napolitano is another large hit

Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) charged with six years in prison. If sentenced, the obese 69 year-old might be an alright pick by the end of the decade.

Here's the key takeaway from the article:

Dartmouth quarterback and coach Buddy Teevens dead at 66.

Pauline Newman suspended for a year after refusing to undergo medical testing

Dead according to one source. Just released, so we'll find out if it's true in a few minutes. To make up for this awful premature death post, here's a picture of him with Henry Kissinger and Hans-Dietrich Genscher.

8 7 months in hospice!

Bereton C. Jones (wiki), former Governor of Kentucky, supposedly dead at 84.

With all due respect, why did you bring back a thread from 18 years ago?

Chuck Grassley is now the sixth ever nonagenarian to sit in the US Senate. The first five were: Theodore F. Green (D-RI. Retired in 1961 at 93) Carl Hayden (D-AZ. Retired in 1969 at 91) Strom Thurmond (R-SC. Retired in 2003 at 100) Robert F. Byrd (D-WV. Died in 2010 at 92) Dianne Feinstein (D-CA. Died in 2023 at 90)

He was, at least, alive at the end of 2022. From what I can tell, that's the last time anyone has seen or heard from him.

For a man turning 90 this Sunday, Chuck Grassley is in outstanding condition! Romney himself said that he would have went for re-election if he would be as sharp as Grassley.