OneManJury

Lived in “Gay Paris” eh?

He might also say “I’ll serve you lot but not each of your great-granddaughters ”.

That’s a Rap then.

And no mention of his hat-trick in 1966 either.

Heard? But that’s good surely.

That will raise a stink!

Now that’s having an identity crisis.

Another incontinence blanket on display.

I see now that you’re deleting many of my texts, not because they are offensive, but you obviously personally don’t like them. What a sad stack of shit you must be. Just ban me if you’re going to do that. Then purchase a length of rope, stand on a chair…..you know the rest.

I’m 8’7 but won’t live long ‘cos I keep banging my head!

Linda liked writing the odd ditty But now she’s dead, oh well, what a pity.

What’s the man on the left doing with his left hand?

Reading a book about himself.

Rest ina Pizza.

Selecting his Lotto numbers.

A man who dreamed about erections!!!

I can visualise the funeral now and the cry going up “Get In The Hole”.

Guilty. What tosh, his Butler and Driver would take care of that.

Being an uninspiring, cowardly and violent human myself, we wouldn’t have got on.

Nah, she might just be going through a cycle.

I hope they all wear a Ty at the funeral. Nothing else, just a Ty!

Les Barker was a poet they say, But now he’s dead and gone away.

I always think of him when I go into a pub for the first time when I say ‘Where’s the Karzai?’.

Yeah but forgot about the crown stuck on top of her head!

He’ll be taking up darts next.