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OneManJury

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    Fat And Fearless

    Looks like the biggest fart in history is about to be unleashed.
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    Internet Celebrities

    Well, having crossed swords with one Admin bastido who threatened to ban me, I’m pretending to be reasonable.
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    Internet Celebrities

    Sounds like you’ve had personal experience. Hmm, I wonder why?
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    Reality TV

    Why does the song ‘Crawling from the Wreckage’ suddenly spring to mind?
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    African Leaders - Despots and Democratic

    Should have dropped his trousers around his ankles and had a crap on the seat to give us all a laugh.
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    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    What bus route is he on then?
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    Non-British Royals

    Was he a Rastafarian as well?
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    The D-A-CH-DeathList 2024 (page 18)

    That will teach him to sing the Horst Wessel song at a Bar Mitzvah!!!!
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    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    It is with great sadness that I can report that Bobby Crush is still with us.
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    Russell M Nelson

    Bet he knows Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter. Know what I mean, know what I mean?
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    10. Robert Wagner

    His operas were ace.
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    Law And Order

    I see the Lunar New Year has got off to a bang in LA, many bangs actually. Only in America!
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    45. Buzz Aldrin

    Depends if his Saturn 5 is still capable of lift-off. I doubt it.
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    The deaD of 2023

    Dry for you maybe, mate. Hic!
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    The D-A-CH-DeathList 2024 (page 18)

    Now a decomposer!
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    The deaD of 2023

    Getting boring waiting for the first of the 50 deaths in 2023. Come on Dick, Rolf etc, get on with it!
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    The Baldwin Brothers

    Guilty!
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    Snooker

    All those Chinese players been banned for the moment and investigated for match fixing, if found guilty they can expect a lovely reception back home. Heads on the chopping block for dishonoring China?
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    Missing In Action

    He may be found - in the sands of time.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2024

    Please don’t bother, it’s unfair to those who may feel suicidal.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    I agree cos he was in Treasure Island whereas the other one was only famous for his chips.
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    World's Oldest

    Thank you for that.
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    Henry Kissinger

    Well, he’s got to be ga-ga if he said that. It would mean WW3.
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    World's Oldest

    Why? Had she met you?
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    Journalists

    Not for me. I haven’t got any friends.
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