OneManJury

Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter’s favorite film?

I said that when I was 13 but that’s another story.

Does he still pick his nose?

Potty mouth.

I’m a reformed man, oh yes.

Eamonn Holmes suffering pain with his spine made me chuckle as I thought no TV journalist had a spine as they are simply parasites living off the fame or misery of others. My message to this particular maggot is clear, “Go on a diet Fatbody!” Could be an outsider for death in 2023 to replace my chuckles with screaming howls of laugher. Oh, please let it be so!

She’s looked dead since the 1970’s. What was JL thinking of? Must have been sky-high on LSD.

I’m back suckers.

Good idea, go to sleep.

Should have held on a little longer for a double funeral. Might have got a reduction.

And you are a fully paid up one, you excremental smear.

Thank you fellow bastard.

I cut my toenails today. As interesting as your anecdote I’d say.

I’m nicknamed Chopper by the girls but that’s another story.

I cut my toenails today. As interesting as your anecdote I’d say.

He’s being buried in a high-rise cemetery. What happens when the lifts break down?

She should be a expert on women’s breasts and throats.

Martina in the Locker Room, Wimbledon. Baby lotion in hand. Hmmmmmmm!

Isn’t he an Arab working for the yank?

Rolf Harris gets the kiddies vote and mine.

Not dead yet? Get on with it!

Is he really a cockerknee?