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And just to inject a piece of random pedantry into the proceedings, it should The Royal Fora, you sad, sad wan*ers

Is that you: "IvbyrgObl"? regards, Hein Now how could you have known I signed on with that name????? J'ACCUSE!!!!!! YOU ARE A MODERATOR OF THE ROYAL FORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we've been rumbled, chaps.... I was going to post the following "As a gay man with HIV, I’d like to share with you a story of how Diana changed my life. In 1996 I was being treated for HIV in Manchester when she visited our centre. How her eyes glowed and sparkled as she walked around stopping here and there to speak with my fellow sufferers in those dark days when hardly anyone understand the suffering/anguish we all had/felt but her. I so hoped she would stop on my bed but instead she held the hand of a young gay blind man in the next door bed before she had to leave to go on her way to help others more needy than me. The young man died 2 weeks later but I still carry in my wallet a photo from the local paper of her holding his hand and stroking his dog. Since then my HIV has been no longer an enemy to be feared but a part of my life to be respected for having brought me the joy of seeing Diana. Oh Diana how could you be taken from us and left us in our pain! How can so many be cruel about you and those who loved you!"

And you mean to say you're not ! Pants - truth will out...

I said I was a gay piano tuner from Uttoxeter....

I think the challenge here is to see how many posts you can get on "permanently" without them spotting it - we'll see....

Damn, you have to get approved by their mods so God knows how long it will take Have written what I'm going to post tho....heh, heh, heh......

I'm up for that - am getting registered as we type...

Well, let's see. I draw, garden, ride horses, go to the gym, scuba dive, travel, read history books, do a bit of needlepoint, cook a lot, play with my kids, talk to (and occasionally jump on) my wife and watch the odd bit of TV. I write to this website during my employer's time which a much better use of it than my silly, albeit pretty well-paid, job. It's none of my business, O anonymous Guest, but what do you do with your spare time?

I'm not sure there is anything wrong with people being famous for being ill - after all loads of people get terminally ill and don't make enough of a song and dance about it to become famous. My great-uncle died of lung cancer and the tight old scrote wouldn't have run across the road to help a charity. And surprisingly enough, no-one gave a toss about him dying, so I wouldn't think he would qualify. As for Schiavo - she's got to count if you were smart enough to pick her, given all the hoo-ha around her death I suppose you've got a point about siamese twins tho since they tend to get coverage out of sheer ghoulishness rather than because they do anything to seek the publicity. It's a bit like picking random murder victims before they switch the machine off. I think picking the (imminently) terminally ill is probabaly a bit of a cheat however and takes a lot of the skill out of it

The Queen and Camilla are out driving in the royal LandRover when they are held up by a mugger. "Oi Queen - give us yer Crown Jewels" but fortunately her Majesty had concealed the Crown, Orb and Sceptre in the Royal Snatch and they couldn't be found "Oi Camilla - give us yer big bloody engagement ring and tiara" but fortunately Her Highness had concealed the items in the Royal Snatch-in-Law and they couldn't be found "Well give us the keys to the motor then", which they duly handed over "That was lucky" said the Queen extracting the Crown etc "Indeed" said Camilla removing her own jewels "Pity Fergie wasn't here - we could have kept the fuc*ing car"

What a fantastic site - I actually thought it was a real "disclosure" when i started reading it - great fun - make sure you read the section about the "Maxwell Wives" I suppose it makes more sense of the colonic irrigation...now the bloke who did that for her could tell some tales...

I see His Tonyness wants to ban violent and exploitative websites - do you think these creepy Diana-love-sites could be included? Will DL be struck off for that matter? And yes, Diana gets my vote as a skanky tart. Charles may be a bit of a t*at but at least he just went back to shagging Camilla, unlike the saintly Di who clearly dropped her kecks for anyone. Apparently she made a pass at Gary Lineker, for God's sake....

Great - well I'd like to put him up for next year then - sounds just the right sort of age and quirky fame profile that DL needs SHould this thread or post move to the 2006 candidates list? How does this work??

Nuncheon, n. Large pointy stick used for acts of self-abuse by members of dodgy Catholic secret societies. "Don't worry, Tony, I'll return Cherie's nuncheon just as soon as it's back from the cleaners" R. Kelly, Secretary of State for Education and Skills, Cabinet Minutes February 2005

I think you'll find that a nuncheon is a screw-joint used to attach seats to scaffolding to make temporary viewing galleries etc. "It would appear, Your Majesty, that several of the nuncheons were installed without the proper diligence or care, and the whole fuc*ing lot came down. With my humblest felicitations on the rapid recovery of the young Prince's leg, I am, yours etc...", Letter from Lord Palmerstone following publication of the Report into the Lord Mayor's Parade Calamity, 1866

Yeah, Catholics do that....weird isn't it?

Came down to breakfast at my parents' place to hear that Mrs VB had caught the news on the car radio going to Mass - my Dad and I both started saying it was MI5 as joke then everyone got on the bloody bandwagon. It's also the Missus' birthday today and her first reaction when the news came through was extreme annoyance that every future birthday would be blighted by people rambling on about Di.

Bloody Paul Mc-bloody-sanctimonious-bloody-Cartney! Please!! Please!!!!

Well he probably won't die for a bit then.... But thanks for filling in a gap!

Yes indeed - didnt think of the various hench-persons. OK here goes: Dr No - don't think there was one Goldfinger - Oddjob Harold Sakata (dead) FRWL - as you say the great, under-rated and sorely missed Robert Shaw (also great performances in Man for All Seasons and Battle of the Bulge) YOLT - no idea TB - thin German looking bloke - gets harpooned I think DAF - Vint and Quin? The 2 Happy assassins Never Say Never - another thin German bloke who gets harpooned? LALD - Tee Hee - Julius W Harris apparently - the huge black guy with the steel claw SWLM - Richard Kiel MWGG - Nik Nak - Herve Villechaize, dead, as you say MR - ditto VTAK - Grace Jones FYEO - different German bloke...who gets harpooned. Maybe... OP - Indian turbanned bloke who almost certainly doesn't get harpooned - may have played tennis though - but I think I'm mixing that up with a supporting goodie - yes that's it - VJ Amritraj is in it - how old is he? Dalton movies - don't know, don't care Ditto Brosnan - aren't the "heavies" all girls in his films, anyway? So they'll be around for years yet. So my picks would be Kiel, Harris and any bloke with a harpoon in his chest

I did like the Evening Standard street banner last week "New Clues in Diana Mystery". Then if you were suckered into buying the paper you got the story: "New investigation reveals it was an accident"! Er, yes....as we all know except that mad bastard who owns fuggin' Harrods

Of course it's Rob Reiner. Thanks. Didn't know about the family connection tho - but then I hadnt heard of Carl Reiner before thsi morning anyway...

That must have been a happy little household....please tell me they never had children...

Bond Villains would be quite a good source - from memory: Dr No - er... Goldfinger - Gert Frobe (dead) From Russia with Love - Rosa Kleb but can't remember the actress Thunderball - Adolfo Celli (dead) You Only Live Twice - Donald Pleasance (dead) Diamonds are Forever - Charles Grey(dead) Never say Never Again - Klaus Maria von Brandauer Live and Let Die - James Earl Jones? Spy who Loved Me - That German bloke who always played German generals in 60s war films and is probably dead Man with the Golden Gun - Christopher Lee (possible 2006 candidate?) Moonraker - Drax but can't remember the actor's name - was in Name of the Rose Octopussy - Louis Jourdan (see above) View to a Kill - Christpher Walken For Your eyes Only - Julian Glover? OHMSS - Telly Savalas The Living Daylights - God knows Licence to Kill - Mexican bloke with bad skin ..and can't remember any of the Brosnan ones apart from Jonathan Pryce and Sean Bean doing his weird Hollywood toff accent (from Sheffield..). Oh and Toby Stephens in the last one. Christ, I think he's younger than me. Oh God, it's worse than policeman looking younger... Not doing this any more - most depressing thought I've had for a long time....Bond villains being younger than me - arghhhhhhh.....