Dave to the Grave

A native American's view of illegal immigration, after 1492 can be read here. Although nothing to do with big Bob, his attitude to European immigrants in Africa has parallels in America. With regard to immigration, most of us are indeed on very thin ice. IM oh so HO.

When will people learn? High heels, make-up, and speed are a dangerous

True, if Wales are to be judged solely on how they play against England. They got a few good results in 2005 too.

Poor show, quoting one's self, but although, unfortunately, the game didn't go quite like the video, there was a few similarities. Both Tottenham Hotspur teams (on video and at Old Trafford) had a player sent off, and both Manchester United teams scored from a penalty. I also fully approve with the lack of prejudice shown by both the Manchester United teams in playing two what appear to be pre-op transsexuals. If you're good, you're good.

En l'èsprit d'egalité, DttG, I used to have some "holy" underwear too. Zut Alors! Comme ça, oui! Avant, I met Mrs SC and, after several months of cajoling and humiliation (I'm a lucky man, I know), I was "forced" to "admit" the "inadequacy" of my previously-bachelor-beautiful underwear drawer (ok, so wtf exactly is WRONG with lace-up boxer shorts?) and, to this day, have Gordon Hinckley to thank for whatever miniscule triangle of manhood I still possess. etc. Yours, Outraged of Serbiton, no-longer-posing-quite-so-foppishly-in-the-mirror-but-nonetheless-confident-in-his masculinity-despite-the-efforts-of-those-who-would-seek-to-denigrate-his-manhoodly-undergarmenture, SC Thank you for that SC. Lots of gift ideas for next Christmas. In fact, the new boss of the church may want to update things for the 21st century, and what better way than through the thong. (Less material, so more prophet, ha ha). Modern, but in keeping with the traditional spirit of the church. They could drop the masonic imagery, instead having a 'golden gusset of guilt', and a 'brown stained string of shame'. Perhaps it could be worn on the head by the young men of the church whilst chanting the ancient Hebrew 'nowiCanhaVeaSpidErmAnwaNk'. All the boxes ticked. Money, sex, guilt and a superhero to aspire to.

You waited 5 months to post that? Well, she wasn't dead 5 months ago. Is that Tony Hancock? Amusing anyway.

Perhaps he forgot to put on his magic mormon underwear. Is nothing sacred? Probably not.

They didn't say, but apparently nobody liked it up 'em.

I read somewhere that Gretchen Franklin's father's penis was called Clive.

It looks lovely.

Are you trying to tell us that people will condone a political system that makes the rich, richer and subjugates the poor with fairy stories? Surely not. Next someone will come on here and claim that 'the American dream', is nothing but a very successful recruitment slogan used by 'Corporate America' to attract cheap labour, and that there are more billionaires in Moscow than New York. Stuff of nonsense. I have carried out my democratic right by not voting in this poll, mainly because I only vote for candidates that are bald and have bad teeth. Unfortunately for this reason I couldn't vote for Scruffy Doodle, no matter how worthy his policies.

I can't get that one to work, but with recent results I hope we get a repeat of this on the 27th.

You say that like it's a bad thing. I've worn that particular perfume many a time and still had fun.

That's the one. The reason I thought it a spoof is the probably because the victim reminds me of , which ties in quite nicely with Monoclinic's earlier contribution.

Not wanting to join in other people disputes but perhaps this thread will prove G.B. Shaw right about 'countries divided by a common language'. If we are honest I suspect we (in this case meaning non-Americans, well me and those in the axis of evil anyway), are only interested in this election in the expectation that a similar shambles will ensue as happened last time. To an aside, I once saw a clip of rather excessive force being used on someone critical to John Kerry's reaction to that election, although I have always assumed/hoped it was a spoof. As with the whole weapons of mass destruction thingy, actions speak louder than words. Although are two big bombs worse than lots of little ones? Edwin Starr ate my taser. That's a rhyme. Almost.

Perhaps they are little targets?

I say, I rather like the cut of your jib. Can't disagree with that list at all. I think you can also add: 1981 Talbot Rothwell 1993 Gerald Thomas All a great loss If only because they were in two of the best, can I also add: 1982 Harry H Corbett 1994 Roy Castle

100 years of concrete. Their words, not mine.

Let's not . I am sure that some of the world's top geographers come from America.

Are you Denis Leary in disguise? Or Irvine Welsh?

What, after I have gone and embraced my feminine side, and posted my first cake for Mark Lawrenson? It's been said before, but Mark Lawrenson looks like a thatched cottage. He even had a little thatched porch, which he appears to have had removed recently. I hope he had planning permission.

Bon belated Anniversaire M. Lawrensen

You genius. I think the problem is that they couldn't think of a proper pun for the news title, and you've just provided the clue: The Lyon finally sleeps tonight! That's crap. Oh c'mon, it's not that bad! Can you do any better? (Cowboy Ronnie's is good though...) I can do worse! End of the Rhode for Ian Smith. I like it madame. A little too concise and relevant though, I think I can make it worse. How about? 'End of the Rhode for slightly quiffy, stiffy, Smithy, who's now a little sniffy.' Very pithy. Err... jiffy, spliffy. So many ys, so little time.

I am no mathematician, but as to the month you are going to die in, I would imagine that it is more likely to be the month of December than February, April, June, September, or November.

I imagine the Sumerians will be stoked if your theory proves correct old boy. And we of course all know why Cleopatra could never come to terms with the decline of her civilisation.