Dave to the Grave

Hi iain! I'll get me coat. It wa snot my intention to impersonate iain. Who nose, perhaps to bond with others on this most Flemish of threads is what I Handker. Chief reason for this post however is to get something off my chest. My sides, nurse, a suture.

To be described as Flemish i snot to be sneezed at either. Oh my aching sides.

On.

No Banshees, I'm sorry. At best a puerile 'joke'. (But he did say number 2's, and I love that song). Perhaps you can try to watch more than 30 seconds of this.

I do not pretend to understand baseball, but perhaps a little more fibre (or curry) is needed in his diet. Having spent time in India, Sri Lanka and Bradford, my number 2's would've been hard to beat too. Some footage of Tavares in action for Banshees, which I hope you enjoy.

A shame indeed. I quite like Fellatio. It slips off the tongue.

A quote from Mrs Thatcher in the article, 'Tyranny and violence wear many masks' So true.

That would be cheesy Dutch singer Dave. I think this forum is only big enough for one Dave with a blonde fop for an avatar.

And if any hackers can add Captain Oates's w**ker smiley to CJ's CV, I'll give them a medal. I'll do better than that - if anyone can add the w**ker smiley to CJ's CV, I'll give them a wank. Now that's got to be an incentive to try. Unless the w**ker puts it there himself desperately hoping that you hold your promise to hold a DL member's member. That would be an awful situation to be in - are you hands big enough after all he's one big prick... Cue tumbleweed... I have quite small hands, but that's OK because they make little willies look bigger when they're clenched in my sweaty palms. oh my god. Sounds like it was a good one.

Not sure why really, but that made me laugh. Thank you 'Guest', for proving that there's life in the Deathlist yet.

Hi Olveres

So do I H, I went for Nobby Stiles purely on the name, imagine going through life called 'Nobby', what's it short for? When I was a kid there was a rag and bone man that came round and his horse was called Nobby. I had assumed, as I suspect was the case with the rag and bone man's horse, that 'Nobby' was a reference to him having a large penis. I imagine my disappointment was less than that of the future Mrs Stiles on learning that it was in fact short for Norbert. Edit to say: I see that TMIB has already given a more measured and mature reply. I would also add that I in no way mean to imply that men called Norbert are in anyway lacking in the toilet region.

I sense pride in this statement, I hope you sense no envy in my reply because there is none. My mum used to play Manilow stuff to death around the house a lot when I was little; I grew up presuming he was much more popular (not to be confused with successful) in the UK than he actually was i.e. most people know a handful of his songs and women of a 'certain age' (i.e. my mum's age) would pass out, throw knickers at him or generally go hysterical at his concerts. He was successful, granted, but not to the level that I should get the "Somewhere down the road" lyrics gag, which I think was only an album track in the UK. I am sure that by the time young weatherman90 gets to my age he will have moved on from male singers with flowing blond locks and sequinned jackets.

That's great. How is your pussy? We've got some chickens, and are looking to increase our stock. To this end we are getting a male chicken. When we do, perhaps we can talk about my cock as well.

Having just read the revue of his latest book, Anthony Loyd would appear a good possibility. A love for heroin and war zones does not suggest someone who is here for the long haul. An interesting man none the less, (the wikipedia link only gives a brief outline of his 'career').

I'm not being flippant (well a bit), but perhaps they should read, 'Postman Pat, cat-in-a-tree party'. I did recently, and the plot is based around the theory that if you leave a 'stuck' cat in a tree alone, it will eventually get down without any help. I am no expert, but leaving the cat alone for a bit and having tea and cake would seem the safer option, that tree looks tall.

Welcome back, BHB, and belated congratulations on your worthy awards. This moment however is, for me, tinged with some disappointment. You see, there has been a rumour (probably started by me) around Grave Manor, that BHB, Godot and the Pooka, were one and the same person. It appears that as usual I am wide of the mark, but the idea of instigating an award system, and awarding the awards to yourself, is, I think an act of genius. I so wished it true. Anyway, keep up the good work, Dave.

While I agree with his high opinion of London and low one of Paris, I think he may be in for a bit of a surprise.

It's good of you to take the blame (well your country anyway), but I think you will find it all started in a little town in the south of France, (Orange).

As far as I can make out, they are discussing the dangers of eating too much 'Marmite'.

Having apparently blotted my copy book, with a certain section of the DL membership, I will attempt to ingratiate myself with the DL ladies, and take this opportunity to wish them a happy

Sad also to learn George is off the 'gentleman's relish'. Things must be bad.

I get your drift MPFC. It's alright for you, but this, I think (with due respect to those taking part) rather dull exchange, has caused much hilarity in the 'ttG' household. Agreement on the 'smug, santimonious twit' bit apparently, although it was felt by SttG that I was sounding more like a 'pompous arse'. Seeing yourself as others see you . Tough stuff . Talking of which, I have taken the time to look at some of my previous posts. There would appear to be quite an 'anti-American foreign policy' thread running through a few of them. I am not anti-American, in the same way I am not anti-Arab. I don't apologise for my views, I do however apologise for cluttering up this rather splendid forum with them. Dave. (Who can still remember the excitement of getting his first pair of Bass Weejun loafers)

Thanks for that Captain. I enjoyed that more than is probably healthy. I couldn't help noticing on my 6th or 7th viewing that at 1:16 he appears to do something like this.

Of course you can. That's why we all love you.