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    Near misses 2006

    I wonder if he was trying out anything he learned on the set of the film The Darwin Awards??
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    Autopsy - Channel 4 (uk)

    I shall have to watch this, purely for educational aspects you undestand. I went to the Bodyworlds exhibition when it was in London and found it fascinating. I think celebrities should donate their carcasses after death, so everyone can have a look inside. George Best and his liver would have been a huge hit.
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    Pete Doherty

    Our Pete has been arrested yet again for drug possession. I hope he employs someone to keep count of his arrests. I make that three now, or possibly four. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4616380.stm
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    Lou Rawls

    Fantastic start to the year. What's the odds of the No.1 pick going in Week 1?
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    Lord Merlyn-Rees

    Has cashed in his chips. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4584118.stm
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    Ariel Sharon

    I'm beginning to regret not putting him on my DDP list
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    Derby Dead Pool 2006

    The list from Death Stalks Utd reads as follows: Patrick Moore Pete Doherty Michael Foot Kirk Douglas Margaret Thatcher Holly Johnson Norman Wisdom Brad Pitt (Joker) Ronnie Biggs Alexander Solzhenitsyn Vera Lynn Peter O'Toole Boris Yeltsin Ian Brady Clive Dunn Henry Kissinger Micky Rooney Eric Sykes Peter Sallis Leslie Phillips I'll be laughing like a drain if Brad Pitt cops it. . The advantage of death is that it can be sudden and unexpected.
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    Pete Doherty

    "Me, Pete Doherty, driving a car under the influence of drugs and drink? With MY reputation?"
  9. I'm not a Christian, so I don't celebrate Christmas. However my parents are Christans, and are buying me a new vacuum cleaner, as the old one is knackered. This may be a house devoid of baby Jesus at this time of year, but at least it'll be a clean one.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    I was having a dream that she'd died when I woke up this morning. Imagine my disappointment when I found out she hadn't. Perhaps it was a prophetic dream.
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    Paul Gascoigne

    I'm tentatively pencilling him in for my deathlist in 2026
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    Pete Doherty

    Not forgetting the tabloid press raising him up as a persecuted folk hero, while simultaneously blaming Tony Blair for not being tough on drugs.
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    George Best

    George Best has left the pub
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    George Best

    I call it "Pete Docherty" syndrome. You can bet your life there's a report on the next page penned by some cold, p****d-off hack who's spent the night dragging the streets desperately looking for some sign of the major civil insurrection they have been confidently predicting would arise as soon as 24-hour drinking arrived. The BBC are saying he "close to death". Just how much closer can he get for goodness sake? All those people at his bedside must be making the room very hot. Perhaps they should open a window
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    George Best

    I just hope none of my organs fail in the next few days and need replacing. I don't fancy one of Mr Best's cast-offs.
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    George Best

    The suspense is killing me. Should we start guessing exactly when he'll croak? Put me down for 5.12pm UK time.
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    Hot tips?

    I think George Best is a pretty good bet at the moment.
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    George Best

    Maybe he knows about us and is hanging on in case he ends up on the 2006 list. Then he can curl his toes up on Jan 1st and have the honour of being the first to pass of the New Year
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    Gary Glitter

    According to the London Evening Standard earlier the death penalty is mandatory for child rape. GG might be worth putting on next years list if he gets charged with that.
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    George Best

    Here's the story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4448660.stm These trips to intensive care are becoming frequent. Hopefully one will prove to be a one way ticket
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    Lord Lichfield

    This seems to be a 'developing' story.
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    George Best

    I think we're deep into injury time here and the ref's looking at his watch.
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    George Best

    This sounds like one of those condition deteriotating announcments you get just before they check out. I wonder if he'll last the week?
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    Shelley Winters

    Looks like she's already dead and they dug her up for that picture
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    Shelley Winters

    I thought she'd died years ago. Obviously I was wrong. Perhaps she'll make it this time.

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