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Everything posted by Tuber Mirum
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What's the url? The Rules The Scoring System The Entry Form Talk about spoon feeding you buggers.
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Listen here laddie, Stick in there at school. They are the best days of your life, and you won't get them back if you waste them. Diligence will have its reward. Mark my words.
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Well I don't know. In the 9 1/2 hours since I opened the competition I've had nothing but silly questions to which the answers are clearly stated in the opaque and incomprehensible rules.
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Well nearly a year has come and gone, the above still applies, and entries are now being accepted for The 2007 Hartlepool Deadlypool. Y'all be sure and read the new rules and scoring system carefully now.
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You're wasted on this site! So is Brimley, very often.
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Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006
Tuber Mirum replied to Tuber Mirum's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Well happy birthday then Weatherman90. [mumble, mumble]blithering idiot[/mumble, mumble] -
The first eighty-nine weathermen are all right in my opinion. After that, they rapidly descend into the realms of blithering idiocy.
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Though "lucky bugger" might express it more nicely in Mr Thorpe's case.
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I'm not sure what you mean Banshees Scream. Is it good sh*t?
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Entertainment. Hein the politician hater. I respect and could even agree with what you say, but my only question for you is 'Then how should a country be run?' Banshees Scream, I wonder how many other US Americans have ever thought of asking that question? How about "by a bunch of intelligent, competent, honest individuals"?
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We do occasionally answer questions about motor maintenance and clay pigeon shooting, if that's any help.
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I bet that whatever they do, we can think of something even more complicated for the HDP.
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That's "Mr. Ronnie" to you, Banshees Scream.
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You heard it here first, M. Nonetheless, the general point that Ol' Charlie was a bit of an inbred bugger comes across quite nicely.
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Tuber Mirum replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Reminds me of this. -
I suspect just as many women die as men. Perhaps more, since there are more women on the planet than men, though conversely the majority of women may be a result of women living slightly longer. Perhaps there are more male celebrities than female. Certainly from the world of sport, given the popularity of male dominated sports such as Association Football. Whether or not it's easier to predict the impending death of a man or a woman, on average, might be an interesting topic for discussion.
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That's because porn is interesting and attractive and dogshit isn't. Ask yourself why the web is 90% porn and only 10% dogshit. (You may think I'm joking, but in between the bullshit on that page, there really is some sh*t which I presume came from a dog.)
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Eh, it's a mod decision now, I'm fine with whatever. It can be merged with the Gerald Ford thread to make it look like I've started less threads if you'd really like. Fewer threads.
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Whilst not strictly speaking a doctor, Blues singer Lucille Bogan (1897-1948) may have been up for the challenge, MPFC. "I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb, I got something between my legs to make a dead man come." Shave 'em Dry (1935) Later nicked by the Rolling Stones for 'Start Me Up.' That'll be where Mrs Slocombe got: "Has anybody seen my pussy?" from as well.
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I'm with you, Godot. I'm one of those damned annoying cyclists speeding past the stationary traffic in rush hour. Well, not really speeding because I'm too much of a coward, but going quite quickly anyway. But you're not paying any tax. Surely it is the duty of everyone to drive a 4 wheel drive SUV at around 15 miles to the gallon so as to pay Gordon Brown his dues so that he can piss it all away! Doesn't have to be an SUV to get 15mpg. *as I stop at every gas station filling the car with premium unleaded.* A sportscar is good at going fast. A van will transport things. A Ford Galaxy will transport la largeish family and its luggage. A jeep or a land rover will take you cross country. There is nothing an SUV can do that another vehicle cannot do more efficiently, more cheaply and more aesthetically. They are a complete F*****g waste of space. Tax the bastards out of existence and stick the lot of them in the car press, says I!
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I spelled a Word wrong . But you are not blessed with eternal life to hang out with Geoff Duke in the afterlife . when an insect dies he dies and a person dies too . Blessed this and Blessed that and life after death , and things like have a blessed life or day are said by manipulative people in churches to make fools believe it we only have now and everybody here go for it rupert Yeah! Go for it Rupert! Rupert, are you in any way related to rupetrt? He talks bollocks too.
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And SUVs which have those extra bright headlights which are also mounted so high up that they blind you even more. I've said it before, but it bears repeating. SUVs are ugly, space consuming, unnecessary and just plain idiotic.
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I have taken the liberty of removing the poll from this thread. I hope that's the sort of thing you wanted, Canadian Paul.
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Not the Beano. The Beezer. (A Whizzer with the Chips, I'm told) Quite The Dandy in his Topper.
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[Tony Hart and Vision On topics merged - NAP]