Tuber Mirum

No idea. It makes a good rumour.

No. Mr. Hopkins (no relation to the esteemed Witchfinder, I'm sure) is cunningly trying to get us to buy toilet deodorant from Wal Mart. A pathetic scheme doomed to failure from the outset. It is 5 years to the day since I was last in one of those dens of slavery. Now they are pulling out of Germany having failed to get the better of the labour laws here. And good riddance to the buggers. Shame about old T4 though, the majestic and benevolent old bugger.

You might have made the effort to spell "infinite" properly. You being a PhD and all that. Congratulations anyway.

I thought at first you meant a different Daniel Smith. One of the world's finest bad bassonists. It seems however, that one is still alive. Don't miss the sound clips on the recordings page. Enough to drive you to drink. A couple of years ago I posted a couple of truthful insults in his guestbook, which were promptly deleted. Now it seems to be overwhelmed by spam. What a shame. (Look out for Blue Monk on his "Bebop Bassoon" album if you're still not sure. There's a sample on Amazon.)

I would take great pleasure in seeing the floor wiped with Martin from Skye Sadly it's a bit beyond my somewhat limited creationist-flaming skills. Anyone care to lend a hand?

No, mutilated Italian is fine. Don't they have capital letters in Italy then?

Good, but on the basis of his performance as 3rd driver & tester this year, Adrian Sutil is a better prospect, IMO. He was due to perhaps get a chance next year with Midland, but now they've been taken over by a Dutch company, Spyker, I'm not sure what'll happen. Spyker eh? That's what Kenneth More drove in Genivieve. Didn't know they still made them. A Dutch-German sporting collaboration sounds a bit unlikely to me. Still, if Sutil is a good man you won't be able to keep him down. When's the funeral then? I see Alonso is saying F1 is no longer a sport.

I reckon M. Schumacher will decide to retire after this season or not, depending on how good his chances of getting the championship look after tomorrow's race. Typically mean of Ferarri complaining about Alonso and getting him stuck back in tenth place. Quite unsportsmanlike. What about this Sebastian Vettel then? A flash in the pan, or Germany's next world champion? What does the panel think?

Happy birthday Lady Grendel! One day late once again. I am truly ashamed of myself. How's your head?* *Quote from "Elvira Mistress of the Dark"

I used to go there!! I spent many a six hours in there in an altered stated of mind. Happy memories Same here, my allotted place of study having been that big orange building (is it a swimming pool?) just opposite the Sa-voy Centre. The memories aren't all pleasant, but those days were the good old ones.

That'll be John Edward, the Biggest Douche in the Universe.

I see he's had a passing mention here before. We certainly didn't see that particular end coming, but I daresay we'll be getting to watch it on telly soon.

SttG, your HDP mail is bouncing too! As is Godot's. Whatever happened to Godot anyway? Did that boat sink?

Just another example of the fact that you can't keep an institution down. Nobody really believed that there would never be any Highland Toffeee ever again when McCowan's went bust, and lo and behold the company was saved with about 90% of its employees. Same thing. Talking of Hornby, this is one of my favourite model railway accessories. It has its own smoke generator.

Aye, that'll be me then.

Iain, your account was always suspended for a very good reason, you are just far too stupid to understand it. Given the choice you offer: We don't want you here any more so sod off and never post again.

What, again? It's a perpetual game of cat and mouse with those two.

Hello and welcome. We're pleased to see all sorts here, though we're not that keen on Nazis, or any extremists for that matter. This thread contains some views on Israel which you may or may not like. I don't think anyone here will deny the Holocaust happened and that it was a Bad Thing. You may however find the odd negative remark about Israeli/US/Jewish world policy which may not be up to your own high standards. If you can cope with that and have something constructive to say, (preferably on other unrelated, perhaps even death-related, topics too) then welcome on board. If not, then welcome on board anyway. Perhaps this thread will appeal to you? Read this first though. Swing Kids. That was a good film.

Well that's us told, eh?

No sign of haemmorage, hepatitis, hadhischips or hearse yet though?

Yes. Oh goody! He's back...however his signature line is somewhat unclear...

Magere Hein and Heaven can Wait! Belated happy respective birthdays! (Don't know how I missed those two. Must be slipping)

Whyever would I want anything translated into Arabic, Banshees Scream?

Ah, the mystery of the ages: what attracts (some, many, most?) women to obviously bad men? regards, Hein Who cares? I'm just off out to buy a myself a black hat.

T4H! All the best belatedly to you and your newly appointed Mrs. for your very own special day. Perhaps we could consider making August the 18th a Deathlist Public Holiday in honour of the three of yous?