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    McDonald's - bad for your health ...

    Many years ago I heard on the radio that the "secret sauce" had been chemically analysed, and it turned out to be Thousand Island dressing. Not sure if it's true, but I reckon so. Also I believe it used to be the case that their "shakes" were called "shakes" and not "milkshakes" as there were, in fact, no milk ingredients in them at all, but rather potato powder stuff. Stopped drinking them after that, although that was many years ago and I would guess McDicks have pulled their socks up somewhat in terms of their ingredients. But who knows... I heard it was chicken fat they use to make the shakes. Not sure if McDonalds do that because here at least they call the vile things "Milkshakes", but at Burger King it's just "Shakes" May or may not be true...
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    Michael Jackson Poll

    A lot of those zones in the United States of America are there, beebee?
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    Aye he's a good lad is are Eejit. Sorry I missed your birthday, Eejit; all the best belatedly!
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    Dolores Hope

    Which one of them is she then, o Tempus of the Three Bollocks'?
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    Not Exactly Famous...

    Oh for cod sake, shoal little respect! As I sea it, DL is hardly the plaice to complain about lack of respect. Just a minnow! You're skateing on thin ice there, you Bass-tard! On your Pike, mate! Smelt it coming, mind you. Regards, Notapotato (Whose dad was a marine biologist, and who detests fish puns with a searing contempt immeasurable by any instrument yet constructed by man or by beast.)
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    Tony Blair

    This is a goodie. Not that nobody will have thought of it before, but desperate times, desperate measures and all that.
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    Bruce Forsyth

    Sorry my mistake! (now corrected) Must have been pished or perhaps just very sleepy.
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    Patrick McGoohan

    Oh do be quiet Brimley! Just spent an enjoyable evening watching All Night Long. A Jazz film from 1961 in which McGoohan plays a drummer who is a bit of a dodgy character. Looking at some of the drumming scenes, though I doubt it's him you can hear, I'd say McGoohan's handling of the old shooting range looks pretty damned convincing to say the least. It's been a while since the "dead drummers" thread has seen any service, perhaps in the light of this new information we can expect an early result. In addition to that, during the course of the picture, at one point he says "be seeing you!" which I found quite amusing really since in a way, it later became his catchphrase.
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    Bruce Forsyth

    He was up at Buck Pal twice this week. I wonder if anyone else of note was at that over-sixties entertainers' knees up? Another thing I wonder is if the glamorous third Mrs. Forsyth was ever in any way acquainted with the late Mr. George Best of Belfast?
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    Here's a still of him not dying, but dead in Dangerous Exile (1957) And here's another just to remind us what a sweet wee laddie he was:
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    Pete Doherty

    This newspaper crit from the Press and Journal seems quite positive about it. On the other hand, if the music critics from the P&J are anything like they were in my Aberdeen days, the writer possibly wasn't actually at the gig.
  12. Someone seems to have moved this all into a more appropriate thread. I've taken the liberty of pinning it, seeing as how it's a "utility" thread.
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    Happy Birthday Rotten Ali! May your lists grow ever shorter!
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    Members' User Names

    That is such a sweet story. May I ask if you sell cockles and muscles? A hearty welcome to this grand forum by the way. I'm sure you will enjoy it immensely, most immensely. Nope, sorry, I've let it go for nearly an hour now and even Notapotato has quoted it and not commented...sorry, these things bother me, irrespective if you are a new post whore or not with nothing to say... It's MUSSELS! I didn't even notice that Molly Malone had spelled it that way too. It doesn't surprise me though. I meant cockles and muscles, and I'm sticking to it. Bennett and Molly know what I mean.
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    Members' User Names

    Hello Molly Malone. Welcome to the forum. I see the good Mr Serf has anticipated my question about cockles and muscles. But do give my regards to your uncle. I do hope he's still taking his oatmeal regularly?
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    Football

    Here in Germany they have a song (to the tune of "Yellow Submarine") "Ohne Holland fahr'n wir zur WM...." "We're going to the World cup without Holland."
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    Football

    Ist Holland bei der WM dabei? Wusste ich nicht.
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    Oscar Niemeyer

    Yawn! Communism has been dead for years so tell me why the world is in such a mess? They are shooting the hell out of each other in Iraq with barely a communist in sight. The Nazis in Germany and the Taleban in Afghanistan were both put there with much assistance from the USA whose sole interest was keeping/getting the Communists out. Didn't save too many lives now, did it? What about the Ancient Greeks, the Romans, God, the Vikings, the British and Spanish colonialists, Ghenghis Khan, Napoleon, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Kissinger, G. W. Bush etc.. Plenty of gratuitous mass killing of enemies there, and little or no communism. We are all of us one as bad as the other.
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    Patrick McGoohan

    Here's his imdb profile. He doesn't seem to have been up to much recently.
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    Most Hated...

    I offer this link without comment.
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    Pete Doherty

    Perhaps if you set Kate Moss against her armed with a dirty needle, it would constitute a fair contest?
  22. Oh dear! Let's not go there shall we? Can open, wormy old jinties all over the place!
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    Happy Birthday Amanda! One of my all-time favourite deathlisters. It'd be nice to see you back here once in a while.
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    Heartiest congratulations on your promotion Hein! It's about time we had a new Admin and I doubt anyone would disagree that you are the best man for the job.
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    Á propos de shots, women's clay pigeon shooting is very popular this time of year.
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