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Dunno. Was the goose armed and dangerous? regards, Hein If you're going to be REALLY fucking stupid enough to discharge an air rifle in a public park, then you deserve to be fucking JAILED, not fined. PRICK!!!!! There was only me and my cousin in the park when I shot the bird. Why did you have a gun with you while visiting the park with a seven year old? Would you call yourself a positive role-model? And how did you manage to hit a goose on the ground while shooting "in the air"? Are you extremely uncoordinated? Your statements certainly are. And who fined you if there were only the two of you there? Did, as if by magic, a park keeper appear? I put it to you that you are a shite-talking utter dickhead.

Grunch Road. Free to read online. Not read it myself yet like, but it's by one of that growing tribe of Authors Who are Also Deathlisters, so it deserves our support.

The version I always used to listen to was the audio one from Monty Python's Previous Record. Here's the first transcription I found with Google. Plain as the nose on your face.

I haven't bothered to go and listen to it again, but I'm pretty sure it's "coffee nosed". Perhaps there are different versions, or perhaps we could have a fight about it.

He's on the cover of New Humanist Anyone read it?

In Fraserburgh, possibly. Windsor's certainly an arsehole, not sure if he's representative of Fraserburgh in general? Windsor tries hard, but you can tell he's a decent soul deep down.

In Fraserburgh, possibly.

Those pathetic, poisoned individuals that write sex comments on videos for kids on YouTube. That is so sick! Do some people do that? That's not nice at all! At the risk of getting nailed to something: Why can't people just be kind to each other?

You won't be seeing me in Sainsbury's anytime soon. It's nearly 10 years since I was in a WalMart. I remember the occasion well, since it was a Tuesday in September 2001. They had a big TV department. I also remember what I thought at the time. No particular connection, I just thought I'd mention it.

Apparently lots of people prayed to God for it not to happen and it was granted. Here's why we needn't feel sorry for those blithering, dribbling idiots who believed in it.

Thank you! You are all most kind.

Bellender's currently busy doing my tax returns for the past two years. When he's finished I'll see he gets on to it immediately.

Hurraah! And to think Turriff beat Aberdeen only 2 days ago. Won't get FW off the bottom of the table though.

3:0 after 30 minutes! Could this be the beginning of the beginning?

Fort 1:0 up against Turriff after only 6 minutes. C'mon the Fort!

Or, expressed in constituencies (as it would be in a general election under FPTP), a 98.5% share of the vote. Same difference.

Venlo is a bit of a dump. Actually it is literally quite a good dump as when I lived in Mönchengladbach I used to visit the junkyard in Venlo to get spare parts for my car, possibly the only good thing about the place.

No, it's because there are only two options, so FPTP is entirely adequate for the purpose. Don't worry HCW. I noticed the humorous intention of your post. Sorry, I think I was in Asberger mode when I wrote that. Although you have to admit it's not that funny. Here's why I think people ought to vote yes.

No, it's because there are only two options, so FPTP is entirely adequate for the purpose.

But seriously, having caught myself questioning the humanity of all those Americans and world leaders currently expressing their joy at the death of another human being, albeit a foreigner and a mass murderer (The US has the death penalty, most European states don't but let's not go there), I asked myself if I wouldn't be just as happy if Thatcher were to die. The answer is probably, although I expect Thatcher's death to be a bit of an anticlimax, given that it isn't going to undo anything she did. I'd prefer Lady Thatcher to be kept alive and conscious indefinitely, in great discomfort, being lectured on the error of her ways by embittered ex-miners armed with electric cattle prods. Does one get into trouble for saying things like that?

I was about to ask who the new public enemy no.1 was going to be. My money was on Cheney or Kissinger.

Is "re-butting" the same as "rebutting"?

I'll give you that one. If only because you spelt realises correctly.