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Pleasure. Borrowed one of your question marks Josco, since our esteemed guest had forgotten to bring one. Hope you don't mind. Didn't want to delete the post entirely since the chap has a valid point in a way.

Happy Birthday from Me too, Lady Grendel! Don't walk on the cracks- bears will get you.

Hi Amanda! Good to have you back! This time we'll get an avatar sorted for you. Here's hoping you don't disappear on us again. I view your reappearance as a portent of better things to come in the future of Deathlist. Told you so though, about the car.

That's not to say that one or two of us didn't deserve it.

You do, don't you? A word to the wise Mr Git: It's posting replies like that which might very well get you into some kind of trouble sometime soon.

Oh well, Anyone up for joining that Dr. Who forum Tempus mentioned a while back?

Bad news indeed for potato enthusiasts everywhere.

I am in! EblnyGehzcrgre Now, what to post?

Hardly original Harvester of Souls. :Yawn:

Nobody knows yet who will be on DL 2006. Or has banshees been having more dreams I don't know about yet?

Use the advanced search at the top of most pages. click on the There there is an option to "show results as posts". It isn't the default setting though, though it should be in my opinion.

What a load of buggers. I wonder if it was "French Polisher's assistant" they objected to? I shall try again a bit later, I think.

Tony seems to be all right for the time being. He's 80, whereas his father lived to be 83, and his grandfather died aged 72 which was well above average for 1922. On the one hand Tony has been a heavy smoker all his life, in 1981 he suffered from Guillan-Barré syndrome, a debilitating nerve condition which had the unpleasant side effect of making him fall over and hurt himself. And I think his wife died recently. But on the other hand, he is a vegetarian, an alleged teetotaller, and looks to be still as fit and active as he was twenty years ago. I would give him a couple of years yet. And he was never a communist.

Oh, brilliant! Then you can answer a question which has been bugging me for a while: Why can't you get cars with square steering wheels any more? regards, Notapotato

I'm particularly impressed by the way the Americans have got their guns out and started shooting at each other. Exactly what the SE Asians stopped doing when they had their tsunami. Charlton always knew those guns would come in useful some day.

Am I right in thinking that Mrs. N. knows about this forum, and who's posting? regards, Hein Well, you are right, Hein, but that's not to say if my ideal partner had turned out to be say, Drew Barrymore, for example, I might not have reacted a bit differently. But don't tell Mrs N. Or my mother. Or indeed anyone, for that matter.

I got Jennifer Aniston as my match. Recently divorced as well, I wonder, should I try? There are only two possible results for that test- Jennifer Aniston or Jordan. I got Aniston too, but you're welcome to her, Inar. And Jordan too if you feel you're up to it.

Can non-members post to that site? Those people are so thick and soppy. Makes you want to get a few thousand tacky plastic Diana dolls made cheaply in China and sell them all on for £249.99 apiece.

(OK here goes: post Number 900) Poor, foolish, addled frontman of The Libertines you got your face displayed in several magazines for getting punched to smithereens for drugs by wambles tho' hardly just beyond your teens Oh babyshambles! Is't true you went and set your bedroom bed alight and said wee Katie hudnae done you right and left you all alone (as well she might,) when she deserted? Then came she back, all falling for your shite, so broken hairted. You flailed around about Sir Elton John, a bit like Mr. Josco's little one, mixt up for clearly you'd been hit upon, by Bobbie's daughter. Who often does stuff (I believe The Sun) she didn't oughter. A love of little girls of little brain, and heroin and smack and crack'd cocaine, unites you with A****a's former swain, but that's the lot. A brand new supermodel of his ain, He never got. You'd do quite well to lose your sad affliction of crack'd cocaine and heroin and smack addiction or else your place upon the list's no fiction, a certain bet. A solid number one prediction, for deathlist net.

funnily enough...

Well I have some academic qualifications already, but not as many as the likes of Hein or Typhoid, so I'm going to do exactly nothing. Except congratulate Banshees on being the only one who knows how to address Mods properly:

I was reading up on the Royals too, today, and discovered that not only is HM the Queen the great granddaughter of Queen Victoria, Prince Philip is allegedly great grandson of Victoria too. On his mother's side and on his father's side! No wonder Charlie looks so odd. If that is true, it wouldn't take Gregor Mendel to work out that if Prince William marries one of his cousins too, his kids are going to be funny-looking as well. With extra arms and legs and things.

Mary Rhys-Jones, mother of the Countess of Wessex has died.

That would be (almost) equally the case though, even if he was doing the business with women rather than men. i.e. not a pouf at all. And with Maggie T. in particular.

Tove Jannson, creator of the Moomins is already dead, so no use to us, sadly. Anyone know if there is truth in those rumours that there are people out there who want to see the dear, harmless old Moomins banned? Can't see why. Or did they have some Pugwash-style content?