Monoclinic

I believe the software is at fault. It counts a null vote as a vote hence none of the polls tally as such.

almost matched by LFN . Full marks, I had originally typed ideas

I agree. Perhaps The Sun should have first tried shutting one eye, squinting with the other and then try to write in felt tip pen. We are taught not to mock the handicapped so why is the PM fair game? Also, even if he wasn't visually impared, I don't think spelling should be a requirement for the job of a PM. That's why there are assistants. I'd like to see a PM be elected for his vision, strategies, efficiency, ideas, leadership etc. I'm not saying Brown has those qualities I am just saying spelling is NOT important for the job in hand, nor for that matter is it a quality possessed by some geniuses. It is a trivial matter, a view I have come to realise when "mastering" a second language. A lot of the words I have learnt I don't know how to spell simply because I am speaking the language everyday but seldom writing it thanks to the international language of science! Believe me the key thing is to be understood anything else is a bonus. As for getting the name wrong, that I'd hazard a guess is due to someone else's mistake and the PM having confidence in his spelling gimps to have sourced the correct information. Considering the fact something like 96 service personnel have been killed in Afghanistan and Iraq this year alone, the PM is writing these letters on average once every 3.3 DAYS. How can one come up with an original and personal letter in these circumstances? I know I couldn't. It must be like groundhog day.

http://handwriting.feedbucket.com/start.php If you were to believe that and my subjective replies to 5 questions then Gordon Brown fills every waking moment with activity. (Why is the box so small?) is a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough.. (Entirely in print)* is negative, fearful, resistant, doubtful, and/or selfish. (Back with the top leaning to the left) is reserved, shy, cautious, and thoughtful. (A large space, possibly as wide as some of the words themselves) enjoys life in his own way and do not depend on the opinions of others. (nothing.) either that or he is blind and writes like a doctor. If I change this to a mix of cursive and print he becomes a shy, idealistic person who does not find it easy to have relationships, especially intimate ones. So just like politicians handwriting analysis is a crock of shit.

What on earth are you talking about? Seeing as your questions make no sense, you are are too lazy (or stupid) to put vowels in your words, then I do not care to share anything. Now, start making sense or shut the fuck up Dervesia73, or D.Daugh or whichever supposed member you're going to be today. Chinchillas, of course! Whilst I was there I prayed for my Chin. It was quite an experience for my Chin, and one that my Chin has pondered from time to time. I think my Chin would have loved the silence.

I'm afraid the test makers are idiots. All squares are rectangles, it's just that all sides are congruent as opposed to just the opposite sides. Both squares and rectangles can also be defined as parallelograms but I'm sure they knew that too. And yes, I clicked on a square just to check their idiocy!

I've only just realised a poll has been added. It was a tough call, Portsmouth and Brussels, a poem after my heart there I feel or was it coincidence? However I'm afraid in true DL style I felt it only apt to vote for my favourite poster of all time, guesty.

Using Microsoft Word's Auto Summarize [sic] function, limited to 10 sentences or less. And using Microsoft Word's Clip Art function:

In ALW's case, it could be argued that any form of cancer would take too long. Sorry to sound like a twat, but I really dislike him. Motion (and aptly he is one) seconded.

Sunday evenings that arrive to soon when you had a myriad of things to do but managed to achieve fuck all or thereabouts.

According to the rubbish theory of this thread, Elton John's candle in the wind is about ready to run out of wick; hope this helps your statistics.

We also seemed to have acquired a second poster with a misguided loyalty to the sans. We are being overrun! A warm hearted welcome to Falkekopf by the way. I hope you can see the error of your ways

Godot, if you are out there, I've a chemistry lesson that might be of interest.

Im very impressed that you managed to get Portsmouth past the filter. Its a word far more vulgar than f'uck but it gets through, utter bollocks!!!

Hello Peter Falk is that you Dervesia73?

Shouldn't this message be in another topic? regards, Hein Quite right, it should be merged with the Patrick Moore thread. That surely has to be the best marker on DL activity.

Mmm, OK. Here's some constructive advice [with a "c" as I, indeed, mean the noun, rather than the verb advise]. Learn the difference between "too" and "to". Learn what a comma splice is and why it should be avoided. Learn the difference between "your" and "you're". Learn the difference between "a" and "an" [while we're there, I'll point out that anybody who says "an hotel" *and* pronounces the "h" in hotel is a dickhead]. Learn to appreciate that caps have a value that is degraded by idiotically capping things like "hot topic". Learn that as often as not instead is preceded by a comma rather than a full point; and that, if you choose to start a new sentence with the word "instead" you'd still do well to stick to the convention you hopefully learnt as a child of starting every new sentence with a capital [which that one wasn't, anyhow.] Learn that only morons use the words "random" and "randomly" without really thinking about whether the thing or action they're talking about really is "random". edit: And, jeez, "oftenly"...? I'll hold fire before I start looking at any other things you post and spend the rest of my week clearing up your interwebs mess... , Instead of randomly sending in an hit squid perhaps looking to where Vaagy is from may have helped, he is from The netherlands. Your to quick too advice in this instanse. [/potkettleblack]

Ocky is an affectionate term around these parts for the eight legged entity who hails from Odstock. Did you have a lot of money riding on your colleague's Great Uncle Jack then? Would that count as insider information? Oh and playing with a hand of 4 is a bit audacious when the rest of us struggle with 20!

Now discharged, he's not noted for drugs or anything close to that. Is he battling swine flu and/or asthmatic? Anaemic? Dr Mono suggest he might need to munch on some sausage. Not all meat is murder, allegedly.

They may well be some of the best musicals of all time however as far as musicals are concerned the bar isn't placed very high. You may have guessed that musicals are not in my top 10(0) musical genres, I am no friend of Dorothy.

Never heard of him. Was he on your DDP and has Ocky confirmed your post as a qualified UK obit?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8324689.stm Already posted in the Ideas and possibilities thread To be fair both posted at 1.17pm (CET). ALW is firmly on the Kerry Katona side of my two lists of pelebs, as in those I wouldn't mind hearing less about.

These are dangerous times to be a footballer. Imagine if this were to happen to Portsmouth.

I think Celentano mentioned something about a Brazilian squid's new world order and that Berlusconi is actually a secret communist :crossbone:

I wouldn't say that, I've recently become a fan of this. NAP, all deleted.