Monoclinic

I won't ask which one, as I'm not very good with the periodic table. My occasional table and chaise though, they're a completely different matter. I bet it was Kryptonite. Or Squiddite. Close, Porstmoutshite. A very dense element, with a high affinity to (Elizabeth Duke) gold. (and so on)

Quit fecking moaning the lot of you then and post something that's going to make me at least smile. It might be what passes for satire but I can't see any of these complainants rushing to liven up the place. Why don't you show us what it was like in this so called "golden era" of 2004 or whatever, or are the ones that are left just the also rans? Besides, correct me if I am wrong, however I thought quite a few of those words on the list were already filtered many moons ago. I think LG was trying to imply certain words need filtering before the site becomes one big pharmaceutical advert in the event that there's not one of Godot's apparently poor gullible fools to delete it. I've been at a conf all week dedicated to one sodding element, now that's proper dull.

You been arrested yet LB? The f'ucking broadband connection in these cells is s'hit Actually, it didn't get too violent (sadly). Youngest Lard had obviously warned the teacher I was on the warpath - when I phoned this morning, she said 'oh yes, I've already spoken to YL today, all sorted, very sorry for the mix-up, blah blah blah, she's now booked on the trip, wah wah wah'. And lo, a letter was thrust from the tiny hands of my kid into my arms today, with a smug grin and a 'ha ha Mum, when we go to France you've got to drop me off at school at FIVE THIRTY A.M.'............kids, who'd 'ave 'em? Paul Gadd?

Well the humble opinion of the pseudo-Belgian jury thinks some people are wetting themselves over a whole load of nothing. If anything it could ignite a magnesium-bright spark of ingenuity amongst regular posters, encouraging experimentation on a scale not seen since a little project went horribly wrong in Manhattan. The richness and diversity of the English (and Dutch) languages are at stake here, where else could one find the inspiration to exploit the zirconesque quality of muffafucking and cocktractor to humouristic effect. 99.3% of the posts are plain dull of late, which can't make for a distracting break Godot can it? In fact to be honest of late I'd prefer to re-read the knee deep piles of J Bollocks Chem on my desk than the drivel we are constantly churning out here. Anyway, I add my tuppenceworth as I stand up and say I was another one of the instigators, encouraging a poor anonymous mod to have a fiddle. Now moving swiftly on and back to felching.

Is Bob Crow skanky or does he own a whole wardrobe of pikey green T-shirts?

It seems that some of us have had a sense of humour bypass. Time for a reality check about the important things in life perhaps?. Some people take this site far too seriously which is probably why the last drop of banter has been squeezed out along with the entertaining posters who've all stuffed off to Facebook or somewhere. Where has the irony, euphemisms and sarcasm gone? Thank toffee apple people like LB try their hardest to entertain IMHO. I think "whoever" changed a few of the words has done a good job, please keep up that good work, although perhaps toffee apple needs reassigning?

I had the same problem, but I sorted I wish I knew how to spell 'something'. Ah, have you been filter foiled, or sum-mat?

Before you plot your coup de grâce could I draw your attention to Section 57 of the Offences against the Person Act 1861: The bit in bold might persuade you to have a long term plan here. Say what if on the day you happened to be "struck down" with a bad case of laryngitis preventing any sudden outbursts. It would indeed only be right and just to notify the proper authorities after the crime had been perpetrated. I mean why go for a slapped wrist when you could have much more fun?

I think Pete Townshend, not the not The Who guitarist also did his bit for Child Peverty Action. He was on their register, had the credit card bill to prove it.

He should have looked where he was going. Sorry, resistance was futile. Edit - just went to read the article and it would appear that the NFU representative was aptly named: What a Pratt, the dog was attached for a reason. Last I heard we didn't have wireless dogs for the blind. Yet another case of foot in mouth in the farming community.

Omar Bongo mort after only 41 years in office, behind only the King of Thailand and Lizzy in terms of his reign as state leader before his death. The good always die so young. Perhaps it was just a petite mort. Has anyone checked the wardrobe?

Agreed, it's quiet but it hadn't struck me as terminal. We could have an 'introduce a friend' scheme, seriously. Or leave business cards in London phone boxes......on second thoughts, that sucks. Or cook up some 'event' in which one of us posts something outrageous and one of us anonymously complains to the papers, always good for a bit of traffic that one. Aye but there seems no shortage of new members, it's just that most turn out to be diarrhea posters and few of those who aren't, bother to stick around. The one by Madcow the other day was quite provocative, having a go at Brussels sprouts and all that, but will she return? We've had a few mad cows in the past who have been quite entertaining for a while but they never stay the course. It's the existing members (including me) who are not tuning in as much as they used to do. I mean I don't miss the scream, not one bit (well maybe a tiny little bit). But where are the slaves? Where's Lady Die and Boudicca? What happened to TLC? Why did Tempus Fugit work so hard to wipe away his presence? Is he standing for Parliament or something (I wish I knew how to spell 'something')? Maybe generating a bit of adverse publicity wouldn't be a bad idea. Facebook has a lot to answer for. Maybe Deathlist should have its own Facebook site... It does!

I read about some other pieces carefully picked for an obituary so I went to IMDB (1) and amongst other apt titles he stared in: My Suicide (2008) .... Vargas Homo Erectus (2007) .... Mookoo / Uncle Unky ... aka National Lampoon's The Stoned Age (USA: DVD title) Try This One for Size (1989) .... Bradley Bound for Glory (1976) .... Woody Guthrie References (1) www.imdb.com, Amazon, 2009

So are you going to credit Sickipedia or not? Not. I'll credit a hotmail inbox instead except the lame one at the end that I tagged on.

Unfortunately for Stephen Hawking, David Carradine has recently disproved his space time theories by spontaneously coming and going. There are several people who manage to embarrass their families by coming out of the closet. David Carradine managed to embarrass his trying to come into it. Police have arrested Aslan and Mr Tumnus following David Carradine's death. Oh well, I guess he was well hung.

May I be the first to commend you on your choice of font As LFN said, welcome! Ghost, don't take any crap from the font fascists - we have to put up with their dismal spelling and grammar, after all. If you want to post using Akzidenz-Grotesk in a fetching shade of sky blue pink, you go right ahead. As long as it's vaguely informative or entertaining, of course, and not some off-topic drivel like this. Va te faire foutre Don't listen to the rebel partisan Ghost. Ve all know zhat he is vrong, Mein Führer told me. Grammar mistakes, moi? Okay perhaps but NAP? Ghost, I have no issue with spelling and grammar mistakes it's just bad font judgement I abhor. Although even more sinful is wrong science, IMHO there lies the most heinous crime.

May I be the first to commend you on your choice of font As LFN said, welcome!

Never mind an avatar, try posting with a slightly larger text than a gnats c o c k. Many thanks LFN This forum already has one poster insistent on comic sans. For the love of God NO! And if you really must why choose a shade of diarrhea? There's already enough of the verbal kind around here, me being one of many major offenders, to cope with that brown. If the blog function wherever that may be has the same layout as the forum then use the little picture frame icon and put in the url. Now please do something about that font.

Cripes! Is that a "significant" enough death for BCAlum2000?! I guess a pulley system is cheaper than I have no penis Filter foiled twice in one day, whilst the above may be true the word I was looking for is V-iagra

No. There are still hundreds of survivors in each participating nation. Fair enough. My topic-initiating total shall remain resolutely at 1. G'day deathlisters. Maybe we could start a thread about one of the conflicts in between the World Wars, Spanish Civil war perhaps? Yes, that was the idea behind this thread - to mop up those surviving various conflicts, actions, disasters etc from times past that, realistically, are not on their own (unlike the Titanic for example) going to stimulate a lengthy discussion. There has already been some mention somehwere of that dodgy Wikipedia entry with its limited number of Spaniards. Sometimes it's a fine call between an exclusive and a collective thread and were we to have many Spanish forum members it might be merited. Anyway it's something you might chat about with the other 43 body snatchers. I mean it's not as if they are Munchkins, is it? I should add there that I mean Spaniards, not body snatchers although some Munchkins may be body snatchers and some, indeed may be Spaniards. There's an outside possibility, I suppose, of a Spanish Munchkin body snatcher (not you perchance?) and if anyone knows of one, he or she - that is the SMBS - probably deserves their own thread, or at least an appearance on Spain's Got Talent which I imagine would feature a lot of women with castanets, stamping their feet to Flamenco guitar. A flamenco-dancing Spanish Civil war veteran munchkin would be quite a draw. But his fame could make him vulnerable to kidnap. I can see the headline now in El Mundo, translated: Body snatching gang seize civil war veteran munchkin dancer - McCann connection suspected. ¿ Could our antihero also be a sombrero wearing ex-world champion matador with a connection to the Costa del Crime, grassy bott ? Damn I've been filter foiled, grassy a rse

This quasi Darwin award actually took place near Brisbane.

I think you'll find neither myself nor Lady G had victories and last time I looked we were in the top half! Or am I misreading the punctuation, the victory being Eejit's sacking? Perhaps HCW's been at too much celebration Guinness . Eejit was sacked a couple of weeks ago after not logging in for 3 months and it looks like Bellend Rovers will lose their manager too unless LB logs in before the 10th. Perhaps we could suggest that they took up a completely new team, much like Ocky did between seasons. There is a definite luck of the draw as to what players you get given and DDTs former team are worse than pantsman. MPFC, as an avid footy fan perhaps you'd consider taking up the mantle? Or are you afraid to be beaten by girls and DWB. Well you can win, you just can't steal second place. If I finished second again in this my fifth season does that mean I get to keep it, like the champions league cup?

Oh, ye who have little faith! What you should have offered was the "Who gives a f*ck?" option I reckon you would have had yer hand bitten off. Isn't that just the Clive let's spoil our ballot paper in protest at DL admin expenses scandal Dunn option? [runs off to vote...]

No. There are still hundreds of survivors in each participating nation. Fair enough. My topic-initiating total shall remain resolutely at 1. I suppose if you really wanted you could open a thread for reporting the deaths of WW11 notables... F*ucking f*ck, when did WW3 through to WW10 happen? How long have I been away? Monoclinic ®, putting the anker into cantankerous.

I don't recommend sitting on one, it could be a bit cold and oxygen deprived, or is this the latest Ryanair tariff, depressurised class?