Monoclinic

I forgot to ask last night but who are Gavin and Stacey? I thought I knew but now I don't. I haven't seen the programme but I saw something about a comic relief song which lead me to believe that Gavin was that Welsh bloke that used to do monologues in cars, which I didn't find very funny. Though that article GR just linked isn't one of them. The guy from Teachers right? I see from the thread I am not missing much even if I do have a 4 year gap in anglophonic culture I doubt I'll be playing catch up when I do go back.

I'm with the majority on this. I don't understand why the Office became so popular, unless.. 1. It wasn't really that popular, just among media types and people who worked in those kind of working environments 2. It was hyped to the tits by the media And I hate Ricky Gervais.... I was sort of under the impression that The Office was more of a mens appeal type comedy, similar to Alan Partridge. I can watch both, laugh a bit but on the whole know of other things I find funnier. However that said, If I had to watch TV I'd be much happier watching The Office than anything with Anthea Turner (or any former BP presenter), C J de Moggy (or any other egghead), Nicky Campbell (or any other has been but never was), oh just insert any smug git here you get the idea.

Unfortunately this is not some April fool's joke. The (once) mighty Saints face possible administration and points deduction. Oh well, looks like league one is a cert now.

"Common treatments for hysterical women, and they were invariably women, included opium, the removal of the clitoris and incarceration." What about the old fashioned pelvic massage treatment?

And can NNIGN prove his/her whereabouts on said occasion?

I do believe you will find that there is no evidence that the Royal Family are drug dealers/pushers. Should I worry that I actually understood Banshees meaning in heroin, as in getting a fix from reality TV or from Royalty in much the same way as hroin gives a fix. Not as in heroine, based on the fact that royalty could be male or female. Or perhaps it is it just like getting used to the way a foreign friend speaks English that sometimes you end up immitating the odd phrase construction and you just understand their meaning despite the mistakes.

Everyone is at it.

We might not be the world's greatest TV watchers on here but there is really no difference between wasting time watching crap TV than wasting time on the internet looking up the health of some random baseball player or orthodox priest. You could equally say that half the DL community are lacking something too BS.

What we used to affectionately call Bullock's cock though "gland" would work equally well.

Told you so. Well, almost - it's at the church rather than her house. But told you so anyway. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090326/ten-re...dy-ea4616c.html Would it be wrong to offer condolences to her sons for having Jade Goody for a mother?

(If this is who I think it is, the one whose restaurant has been temporarily closed down because of a bad case of the sh*ts?)

I'm inclined to believe that insignificant people like to say insignificant things. Hey - it's just a theory. And while I'm at it, one of the major problems in this world is the fact that people don't listen. I never said that I wasn't the Antichrist. The word itself is actually a lot more of a symbol than it is some diabolical character. I was looking for something to watch the other night and I came across Mother Angelica who provided ten seconds of comedy as she repeated the same verse over and over "The tree bears the fruit and blah". I said to myself "All of these women nuns who are repeating this biblical sentence aren't women of god, they are a collection of deluded confidence-seeking bitches who could never manage to get married so they joined a cult instead. If the word Antichrist represents anything, it's that. It's evil sh*t. Allow me to repeat a verse I have said many times before - What the f**k are you on about? I think the word about might well be superfluous in that phrase. IMHO he tucked into a squelchy bollock sandwich last night with lashings of steamy bullshit on the side.

All I got was the bloody Allianz advert. God I hate the fact BBC has sold out to adverts for it's international customers. I didn't avoid paying a licence fee as a student for this! Obviously you did. Bloody students. Too busy gorging yourself on Pot Noodle and dry Weetabix, no doubt. Pah. Pot Noodle? Weetabix? None of this brand name crap! The Sainsbury's basics price wars obviously wasn't around before you were sent off to the penal colony. A loaf of bread was something like 11p and a tin of beans 4p and the Tesco's Value Vodka did exactly what it said on the label. You obviously had money to burn in your youth, Pot Noodle, quelle honte! That's because I was out working for a living and paying taxes so students could live a life of luxury, watching free BBC whilst guzzling baked-bean-flavoured-Tesco-Vodka, and mopping it up later with 11 pence bread. No such manna for me, slaving away for The Man. I pity the fool!

All I got was the bloody Allianz advert. God I hate the fact BBC has sold out to adverts for it's international customers. I didn't avoid paying a licence fee as a student for this! Obviously you did. Bloody students. Too busy gorging yourself on Pot Noodle and dry Weetabix, no doubt. Pah. Pot Noodle? Weetabix? None of this brand name crap! The Sainsbury's basics price wars obviously wasn't around before you were sent off to the penal colony. A loaf of bread was something like 11p and a tin of beans 4p and the Tesco's Value Vodka did exactly what it said on the label. You obviously had money to burn in your youth, Pot Noodle, quelle honte!

All I got was the bloody Allianz advert. God I hate the fact BBC has sold out to adverts for it's international customers. I didn't avoid paying a licence fee as a student for this!

Now that is something I really hope never to hear of again.

That's only to avoid breaking the chain. I've a theory Banshees is an ars(e)onist. Every time there is a furry mess of beard/hair or in this case fuzzy bird, (s)he posts a lit match or in this case an oil can. Originality. Banshees lacks it.

Evita II The Sequel. I believe she was a woman who came from the people, who got rich and famous by opening her legs, died an early death from the big C and then went on to star in a hit musical written by that cockspanner Lloyd Webber. Don't cry for me Hello! readers, The truth is I'll always fleece you...

I was under the illusion that you had to live by Christian principles to get into heaven. Then again, those wacky Christians just make it up as they go along these days... She got baptised innit. If you repent and you really really mean it, it's supposed to increase the chances.

My favourite tribute up to now (heard it in Sky news): "she was the new People's Princess... an Essex Princess." We need a vomiting emoticon please, BTW. I'm prepared to go as far as to proclaim her the Cuntess of Burnley... Cuntess I'll go with, Burnley I'm not so sure. Isn't that abroad? (Hears pin drop) Jane Goody, The Cuntess of Bermondsey. Who will inherit her title? Katona's scouse, so she is out of the running. Any suggestions? Edit Wikipedia gives us these choices: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermondsey#Famous_residents I have no idea who Madeline Duggan is but she is in Eastenders so it's looking promising.

As an insurance policy could someone give Elton John a really bad case of laryngitis just in case he does decide to adapt a song in dedication to the Queen of Tarts? Something like a massacre or natural catastrophe would also help keep her from the front covers all week but that's probably going overboard. I'm hardly likely to see any UK front covers but I'm sure you'll get your fill this week so if you are going on a long journey this week, pack a good book.

I didn't think it was possible to lower the tone in this thread. I've just been proved wrong. (The Kids won't need a foster home. Tweed, Bazier and the mother will be fighting for the kids. Who ever gets the kids, gets the money). Question, how long do you think it will be before they all squabble over the revenue from the Gweedy wedding? I give it three days.

Jade will look beautiful at her wake. There won't be a hair out of place. For my part, I can't decide whether Jade's death proves that there is a God or that Darwin's theory on natural selection is correct.