Monoclinic

Not quite sure who I'd prefer at my bedside, Jack Tweed or Robert Mugabe. He was sure quick to act. Roadrunner to Wile E Coyote, perhaps he's agents were close but in the end got the wrong guy (gal).

Look at this sick vile website. Hundreds of people sustaining themselves on morsels of gossip about any two bit pelebrity that happens to be bandied about the Hello OK Red Top media circus. Disgusting, just what has gone wrong with our society today. Have they got nothing better to do Goddamnit?

I thought DL was better than this too. Don't we have anyone with Flash animation skills on DL? They could knock out a Wheel-of-fortune style date selector with flashing lights, spinning clicker and sickening host yelling out "Top Dollar!" every once in a while. That's what this thread needs. I'm so sorry you feel that way TAFKAG and I apologise profusely to yourself and to all the other members who despise this thread, outside the 30 or so who have offered a date of course. However may I remind you we can all do pathetic once in a while, can't we? I should also add that I pathetically post under another name from time to time as well.

Big brother WAS watching. In this inauguration photo you can clearly distinguish everyone in the crowd. Double click anywhere on the photo and in a few seconds it will zoom in and become more focused. This enlargement process can then be repeated over and over until one face is isolated from the crowd. This is ONE photo taken with a caméra-robot 1,474 megapixel, ie with 295 times more power than the 5 megapixels family cameras. Impressive yet worrying. Trust no-one. Faites-lui faire le tour de vos amis, afin que tous apprennent la puissance dont peuvent disposer les gouvernements malveillants

The Kinks.... I believe they split and reformed but seeing as a child I was subjected to Peter Paul and Mary I better add them into the ring. I guess being named thus you'd have a tougher job replacing one of them. Though not as difficult as Zachary, Zebidiah and Rosalind if such an outfit were to exist.

DL members, what d'ya think? I'd say yes, primarily because even if we said no he can add it in an edit ;-)

So freedom of speech does not extend to the internet then? Why should you have to remove a name, I am sure there are many candidates that are not ill just picked on a wishful thinking basis. Can you verify the authenticity of the email?

If you don't click the "remember my password" in the first place then you automatically log out of hotmail/facebook etc. so if you go back after a certain time it will ask for your password again. Essential on shared computers, otherwise suspect shennanigans!

Perhaps he'll stay at 4999 indefintely, worried he'll lose that Dwarf Tosser status.

Updated and reposted by request March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 10th Death Impends March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 16th Windsor March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 25th Six March 27th Lady Grendel March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 3rd banshee's creamed April 4th To die for April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?) April 12th themaninblack April 26th honez Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000 Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two!

Oooo...yeh gambling I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on) or 10th April - Goody Friday This site is full of sick bastards who are all going to die. I thought this forum was a bastion of good spelling and grammar with a slightly twisted sense of humour. Reading this thread has shattered that illusion. What the f**k is going on here, “March 4th”, “March 6th” etc. it’s (the) 4th (day of) March. Even the system date is in Septic nonsense format. Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me. Haha, I was embracing our American cousins who have the fortune of being less Jade Goody aware. Or summat.

Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at: March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 16th Windsor March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 27th Lady Grendel March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 3rd banshee's creamed April 12th themaninblack April 26th honez Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000 Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle

I missed the prequel in 1997 owing to an ethanol related illness, hopefully I'll be oblivious to the rerun too. As an aside, it appears the server of her "official" website has already given up on her. Edit - Forgot to pick a date. Seeing as most of March has been taken (give or take 30 days), I'll go for 2nd April.

Daily Mail headline generator. Also, Michael Howard sings The Smiths

What themaninblack said but with vomit enducing food colouring:

Catholic guilt? Perhaps in future you could wank behind closed doors and not all over the forum. Thank-you.

Every cloud has a silver lining. You may have lost a friend who seems like a complete pillock if your pardon my superficial judgement based on one email but you would get Yogi back!

Ah Brazilian you say, Welcome aboard. Would you permit me to ask you what you stance is on Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, squids, Castro and capital letters? (just checking)

I saw somewhere Wendy Richards got herself into a bit of on a big brother show. Anyone see a possible theme developing?

On the basis of the quasi-shotgun, cancer catalysed, wedding being directly proportional to an untimely date of death theorem, I predict Jade should bite the bullet on the 11th July 2009.

This came from a Lily Quinton at tuzafsfluur@cheerful.com Tempting as it may sound, I'll think I'll stop with my present job which too relies on some of the requirements mentioned below but with added risks and dangers. Même pas peur!

Well that's settled then, New Zealand it is. Remember to bring the mint sauce and knitting needles.

CarolAnn, you have a point. I still can't get over the fact that in this country women don't have a smear until the age of 25... and then every three years, and by their doctor's nurse. In other countries where I lived, including Argentina, you are checked once a year from the moment you become sexually active. And you are checked by a gynaecologist, not a nurse. Same with mammograms. I was told by my gynaecologist back in Vienna in 2000 that it was about time I had one done. I moved to the UK shortly after, and when I told this to my GP she said that I had to wait until the age of 55 WTF? Is it me, or most women who get breast cancer are dead by 55? And when I said this to my GP, instead of her saying "I know, but the NHS can't afford if. If you can, I suggest you pay for it privately" she replied "well, they are ALL wrong (The doctors in the US, Argentina, Austria) and we are right. There is no need to have these checks earlier or more often. I think it's something to do with younger breast tissue being denser (less saggy) thus it's difficult to detect tumours accurately and a significant ("insert random statistic here") number are missed giving false reassurance. That and as we know radiation can actually induce cancer so perhaps younger/premenopausal women are more susceptible to ionising radiation?. I'm sure wikipedia has the answers, as always, should someone care to search for the true reasons. There is of course another suggestion, perhaps doctors are making the assumption that those over 55 aren't getting regular touchy feely sessions so they don the latex gloves and take the honour.

I haven't been following this with great attention. Has she stopped any forms of radiation therapy and chemo drugs? If so perhaps that's what is making her more bright and chirpy, the fact she isn't being knocked for six everyday.

You didn't wager your new tractor perchance?