Monoclinic

I love it, never heard it before either. I know just the die hard fan to use it on too... maybe have to wait until someone famous dies and use them.

Whilst we are reminiscing: How did the forensics experts know that Princess Diana had dandruff? Because they found her head and shoulders on the back seat.

Another famous nutter...called Dave (id). This is another famous Dave (id). Or the bit our Dave talks about...

And if any hackers can add Captain Oates's w**ker smiley to CJ's CV, I'll give them a medal. I'll do better than that - if anyone can add the w**ker smiley to CJ's CV, I'll give them a wank. Now that's got to be an incentive to try. Unless the w**ker puts it there himself desperately hoping that you hold your promise to hold a DL member's member. That would be an awful situation to be in - are you hands big enough after all he's one big prick... Cue tumbleweed...

Imagining football matches via the medium of the Beeb's internet minute by minute commentary. Or alternatively the inability to get radio five live outside the UK (though I've managed OK before even though it said UK residents only...) Currently 1-1...

My mistake; I should have said "I'd like to put people who can't tell the difference between a pancake and two scotch pancakes into Room 101" What about people who assume their version of something is correct. For example let me take the pancake, which can be applied to many different types of flatbread. pan·cake /ˈpænˌkeɪk/ – noun 1. a thin, flat cake of batter fried on both sides on a griddle or in a frying pan; griddlecake or flapjack. (www.dictionary.com)

If I were to enter into this Lynch mob I would suggest hydrofluoric acid. However I'd prefer not to do them harm physically but make them suffer as long as we have had to watch them on the TV. Brain transplants with Jade Goody or one of the twins from the Fun house would be a start. CJ can keep his own as it's pretty useless anyhow. Or put them on university challenge and see how they fare against the Paxman!

I'm with the pitchforks at dawn mob. I particulary liked it when they were out done by Joe Public, which in Judith and CJ's case, was more often then they cared for. Can't say I miss it though, perhaps I should be on the look out for the tetes d'oeuf? Oh, for entertainment value here is CJ's CV Nice dossy subjects. Sorry that's rude of me, though learning facts parrot fashion is one thing, Einstein however is another. I'd like to see if we have any head hunters out here who'd give their honest opinion. Though credit where it's due; if the DVD player was made from a prawn cocktail packet of crisps, I'll be impressed.

At this time in the world after George W Bush who was highly ridiculed and disproved of the last thing we need is a dramatic change such as the first female president in history. I think we need a president who will clean up all the ruin and get the troops the hell out of Iraq. O and lower gas prices, and maybe decriminalize marijuana. ...and why not? If you are going to be so narrow minded, please set out you reasons why people like Angela Merckel, for instance, should not be in charge of running a country. Next you'll be saying the last thing the US needs is a Black president. Oh and by the way you should check the "gas" prices in Europe. In fact both gas and petrol are more expensive over in Europe. At least it makes most of us think twice about stepping into a car that's guzzling petrol for its ludicrously over sized engine at an alarming rate and then belching out NOx, Sox and CO2 like they were going out of fashion just to go buy a pint of milk and a loaf of bread. (Is this the point where I put Hummers and SUVs in room 101?)

If everyone gets their own desk and their own computer then it will be hell. The competitiveness will not be for academic achievements but who has the highest score on Elf bowling/Yeti Sports/Monopoly or whatever happens to be the latest game to arrive in someone's inbox. Good luck. Best years of your life. (Well care free at least) TLC - seems like you had a good birthday then, belated happy returns to Ferris Bueller's (insert eighties icon here) twin brother!

and thanks to that God awful film I can't get tickets to see the Last Supper in Milan next weekend. Grrrr.

He should get a bit of the Ron Atkinson treatment then replace him with Philippa Forrester or Carol Vorderman IMHO...

Unless you are Professor Hwang Woo My Results Suk

Lynch mobs at dawn! In house fighting would lead me to suggest the old stalwarts on this site might end up as prime candidates for the top 50 in 2008. If they last that long. Being a DL whippersnapper I would not like to hazard a guess as to which members would be in for a visit from the mob though...

Which is why I hate going to hairdressers. I have lost count of the amount of times I've heard "so you work in Boots then?" or some other pharmacy (shop) related reply. Its not too difficult. I am a chemist, therefore I do chemistry. You know, the lesson what you did in school that there was this whole fing right where you accidentally set fire to Destiny Spencer's hair cause you was trying to light a dog end whilst Miss wasn't looking or what-eva cause you ain't dun nuffin or nuffin right. (I predict this reply will be swiftly followed by someone putting crap Vicky Pollard impersonations into room 101 ) Oh and the leave them alone exuse about them not earning much doesn't wash with me. Do you know how much us ladies pay for a haircut at a high street salon (apart from too much!)? Now go and work out an hourly rate, clearly someone was paying attention in Maths. I forgot to add this link as it ties in with the brats and supermarkets theme. Old yet still raises a chuckle.

Carlise has a Prawn Sandwich Brigade following?

1 out of 50 would turn into a resounding victory. If you are French. Damn - here I go ranting about that election again. I've banished it to Room 101 so I should let it lie. I'm with you CA. If I understand this site correctly it was set up in an SU bar as a little private affair that's escalated over the years? Now I'd get put out if someone was to come along and berate any of our stoopid stoodent games. Last thing you want is someone pissing on your alcohol impaired memories - best days of your life and all that. Besides which, no one has yet to say that 68.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

The French election. You wouldn't believe how closely the Belgians have been following this ruddy election, from newspaper headlines to office banter, each stating their opinions on an election which they had no control over the eventual outcome. I then find out last week that they are actually having their own general elections in June. Not a word in the press, not a single advert or a fly posters has caught my attention. I was dumbfounded. This is a country that makes voting obligatory; vote or pay a fine, go to prison or be disenfranchised... You'd have thought there might be a little information out there for them to make an informed decision. For one it isn't just a case of putting a big cross by Sarko or Ségo. There are lists of names for each party, orders of preference of candidates and then this varies between communities. Which is probably obvious as I can't see Vlaams Belang representatives standing in Wallonia! All I can say is thank God I'm not Belgian. It sounds as if you need the combined IQ of a rocket scientist, neurosurgeon and Gary Neville to vote tactically.

People phoning you up pissed at 3 in the morning because... a ) They've forgotten the time difference (albeit 1 hour) and b ) Because they made an ass of u and me by assuming that the May bank holiday is the same day whatever country. It's not. ...and then to boot, keep on talking and expecting responses!

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Derby are bound to field a weak team, playoffs coming up and all that. I possible theory might be Leeds somehow managed to score 5 while Hull somehow conceded 4? Or not. I was hoping they'd hold out on administration until next season so we'd get another chance to sit back and laugh at their misfortune as they struggle to keep up in League one with the 10 point deduction. Shame that the few brain cells in management were put to good use today.

Looks like the squid ranters got the wrong guy. It's not Brazil that have got a squid running the country...

And now Utd getting their arses well and truly kicked - can this week get any better? The "deluded one" (as the BBC have dubbed him) taking a leaf out of Sam Allardyce's book? Preferably vowing never to return to our shores. I am entirely in agreement Olveres, he must have been eating too many olives and garlic as he regurgitates the same stale old whinge time and time again. There can't be too many rattles left on the shelves in mothercare...

Disappointing amount of chemistry questions in that 8 grader test. I'm glad to say I got them all but that’s not a boast it would be worrying if I couldn't answer them all after choosing all the science I have undertaken. (Is 8th grader like UK year 8, age 12-13?) For any one feeling brave this will show you why China is producing the smartest graduates... This is an entrance exam for CHEMISTRY! Even over ten years ago many students wanting to read chemistry that hadn't taken A-Level maths were being accepted into quality universities due to lack of entrants wanting to study the traditional sciences. Again, life boils down to money. Grumble over. ...and no I haven't attempted the Chinese question, too daunting after seeing the classic 3,4,5 triangle!