Monoclinic

Shrek's fluffer, Heskey, has done his bit too by taking out one of our 90-minuter defenders. Looks like the misery really has begun. Here's looking towards Brazil 2014.

No, we don't need him now we've got Boris Yeah, but Boris needs a haircut. Nooooooooo! We can't have a smart Boris, it wouldn't suit his loveable buffon like nature.

No it shouldn't, you are accepted now. So if you are not Eine et al who is? Just leaves me to say one last thing... COME ON URUGUAY

Or a pirate bonus?

That would be a dreadful idea. Some of the members on this site have lists that stretch to an unhealthy length. Might I suggest for your own sanity (and for practical reasons) you scrap that idea before the jokers come along? The percentages would sort that out. I assume EST means the points awarded for 5 hits from a list of 20 being equal to 25 hits from a list of 100 etc. Here endeth Maths 101. Where it might fall down is a person picking just one very very sick person guarenteed to die giving them a 100% record. You'd need to set a minimum number of names if that's how your scoring system works. By the way, regretfully I will not be undertaking your competition but good luck.

Turinah Masih Sehat, 157, with an adopted daughter of 108, maybe. Sorry it's in foreign but the take home message is not dried banana skins but clove cigarettes http://news.fr.msn.com/m6-actualite/insoli...entid=153678233 and wiki had it in Dutch, lucky for some! http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turinah_Masih_Sehat

A whopping 17 of us now ready to face humiliation and defeat just like England.

Added!

3 days 6 hours 11 minutes, according to the Sky site. The others, you're all accepted.

Accepted, as long as there's no . Only 03 days, 16 hours and 07 minutes to get that squad in. Even for our Antipodean friends who seem somewhat under represented.

I think Air New Zealand do a routing westbound downunder via LAX. Assuming you are looking at economy and that is per ticket then it seems very steep to me! These are some suggestions I don't know if they are of help. If you are looking to go over Xmas try going a week or so earlier or... Fly on Xmas day/new years eve as these are less popular, and after all are only arbitrary dates! The cheap fares may not have been released yet. Perhaps book seperate return flights UK to LA then LA to NZ. If you do go for a round the world ticket do a stopover in SE Asia to make the most of your stay! It all sounds exciting! As you know I love travel... Hope you find a reasonable fare. I could always throw an extra prawn or two on the BBQ on Xmas day, HCW. Feel free to drop in on your stopover. Ah, a stopover on New Zealand's West Island might not be such a bad idea either. Good call honez!

You won't catch me with the old 9 times table chestnut, the trick is to pick a decimal seeing as it doesn't ask either for an integer or a natural number. I got Toy Story.

[bjørge Lillelien]"Lord Fellatio Nelson, Lady Grendel, Sir Windsor Churchill, Sir Anthonyd46, Death Watch Beatle, Harry McNally, Lady Die..... Grim Reaper, can you hear me? Grim Reaper... your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!" [/bjørge Lillelien] I've accepted several more teams, tally now stands at one less than a Derrick Bird, but obviously still open for more offers if you care to fire your shot at FF in. PS I am guessing that the team named Full-Time is Time? GOOD LUCK!

I think Air New Zealand do a routing westbound downunder via LAX. Assuming you are looking at economy and that is per ticket then it seems very steep to me! These are some suggestions I don't know if they are of help. If you are looking to go over Xmas try going a week or so earlier or... Fly on Xmas day/new years eve as these are less popular, and after all are only arbitrary dates! The cheap fares may not have been released yet. Perhaps book seperate return flights UK to LA then LA to NZ. If you do go for a round the world ticket do a stopover in SE Asia to make the most of your stay! It all sounds exciting! As you know I love travel... Hope you find a reasonable fare.

You're in!

A little bump to remind everyone to get a team in, if you want to show off your knowledge or your luck! Anyone care for this partnering up front?

Post-It notes, electronic freeware, and completely covering my desktop in font 24 bold with things not to forget, yet soon to be forgotten. Too early or last minute?

Television news tonight playing the shock and horror angle but...... The dead include his twin brother and the solicitor who represented him in a losing court appearance yesterday, so it's not totally random and some of the pieces are coming together. Ah, back to good old family values under call me Dave. Didn't the Hungerford chap kill his mother? Never would have happened under Labour. [/tongue cheek etc.]

Cheddar, extra mature. Damn these Belgies with their obsession over jong Gouda. Might as well eat wax, it probably has more taste and melting ability. Daddy or chips?

Star Crossed doesn't do happy birthdays. Have a miserable birthday Star Crossed! Hope you don't over do the celery salt Oh and you can now register a team for the game you say you know fanny adams about. Please.

I don't give two shits about football, which is the reason I've been in a fantasy Premier League football thing for the last 6 years, with a mixture of actual friends and their friends I've never met. Last year 2nd of 22, this year 12th of 21. Knowing almost nothing about the sport, not having allegiance to any particular team, and not really caring too much about the results has given me many hours of great enjoyment including not the occasional Saturday-morning panic "shit! did I make my free transfer this week? Is Cech still my keeper?". I'm in, Mono! Whichever is the least annoying site.! This post is sponsored by... Alcohol, Inc. Okay, I went with Sky. No idea if it's the least annoying. I didn't read the other site! So website to sign up (less than one minute and I didn't have to confirm by email I was human) is: http://worldfantasyfootball.skysports.com/Index.aspx The pin to join Deathlist World Cup 2010 mini league is: 33415 Hope at least a few of you have the courage to field a team, even those of you north of the border rooting for Algeria! Overview: 11 players, no budget restrictions. Max two players from one country. Unlimited transfers until the start and then 2 x 15 transfers during the tournament (there are two game periods). Choice of three line ups. 4-4-2, 4-3-3 or 5-3-2 if I remember.

HBOSP!

Portsmouth, you snotty-faced little shit. Bitter or lager? regards, Hein Very bitter, you skate loving canute! No tissue, do you sniff it up or blow it out?

I find it was quite rude of her not to let BC Alum know first, I mean he'll never get those three hours back. Imagine what he could have done in three hours? Answers on a humorous postcard honez...