Monoclinic

As this is the last day of January in the year of our Lord 2007 he is going to have to have a sudden relapse in order for SoMeoNE's PREDICKSIONS to COME tRUe Phallusae in rectia absnetia dulce et decorum est carpae diem Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.... I await the revised predictions with baited breath...

God forbid but are you trying to tell me that Terry Christian is immortal?

Weren't biblical years like dog years? Just imagine the trouble the Guiness book of records would have had before the Gregorian calendar....

They are soft targets alright.. Didn't Maria Esther de Capovilla manage to hold the title for about 8 months? Well taking the internet with a pinch of salt, as ever, Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper held the top spot for give or take 15 months. What were those arguments against the legalised forms of "Medicine" in the Netherlands again? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendrikje_van_Andel-Schipper Edit: Sorry just thought I'd draw your attention to these Stats for those anal enough to find it interesting... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Ref...006_December_28 Being a chemist I didn't get passed the second paragraph ;-) but by my reckoning some maths geek amongst us must be able to predict the next one...

The squids have taken it, mwa ah ah ah ah......Going back to the numbers rubbish, Castro himself believes that 26 could have some mystical qualities about it...http://www.answers.com/topic/fidel-castro Says nothing about squids. I was looking up if any of my aforementioned stab in the dark dictators went to Univeristy. So for all you fact junkies... Hitler - Rebelled and left at 16 no certificates in hand, Pinochet - Military School graduated as a second lieutenant, Stalin - graduated first in his class and went off to a seminary because his mother wanted him to be a priest and there were no local universities and Castro Law at University of Havana. So three out of the four stab in the darks weren't the bluntest instruments in the toolbox of evil.

Iain, would the faeces be served hot or cold? I find the a creamy Bearnaise sauce goes well if serving as a main otherwise Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream if you have a sweeter tooth. With or without a wafer works perfectly well. Bon appétit!

POLL: If Castro doesn't die before the end of Jan Y2K7 or whatever, will Mr Guest, the one with more psuedonyms than a hotmail spammer, make a grovelling apology.... Our survey says.....

Maybe it is an inside job - a worldaide assassin going round bumping them off so his granny can get the crown. Either that or it has been a slow month for Guinness and their employees fearing redundancy have gone round assassinating.

If he's that smart, why does he keep getting arrested for daft things? Could anthony be Pete in disguise perhaps??? no i am not peter doherty, www.myspace.com/xanthony1000x (proof) he did real well at school. he is an intelligent man, he is just targeted by the press because he's with kate moss. and because he sells papers. x Probably Hitler, Pinochet and Stalin did well at school. F**k it I hope you are not that Brazilian guy... Castro probably got a few smiley faces too. Good, bad, intelligent, cerebrally challenged, Brazilian, its the dying that counts in this game i am led to believe...

Perhaps they shoed the horse upside down thus becoming Ajay's Badluck

Anyone know the current status of Pamela Anderson re: Liver Function? I remember her going on a chat show (too many of those TV fillers to remember which) around the turn of the millenium saying she had Hep C and expecting to be gone within the decade. Maybe because she wasn't going for conventional medicine but homeopathic nonsense (probably administered by our Brazilian friend!) Yet all those marriages to Kid Rock last year might make her reach for the proper stuff to OD on.

On the note of cremation I found this interesting little site telling you the science behind the process in a kind of G.C.S.E text book fashion... http://www.cremate-me.net/process.php

Does that mean he now looks like Jodie Marsh? Didn't he say he thought she was totally repugnant in Big Brother? I saw part of a programme (over xmas?) about the most annoying people of 2006 (likely a C4 all night trash filler hosted by our Graham) saying Pete Burns had gone to live with his biggest fan who bailed him out of prison - is this true???

Clearly I was also thinking about the quantity of beef I eat too. Have you been to Vietnam? If so I believe you would also be doing your bit for recycling as far as dogs are concerned too. Assuming you chose our canine best friend. Those of a delicate constitution are advised against the links below, then again you are on DEATHLIST so I figure you'd cope with a gross out: I couldn't decide which was more graffic, the Beeb telling of Cruella de Ville cutting up little Fido (for some reason I have an image of live puppies in a big shiny bowl on a weighing scale looking all cute and cuddly then bang down goes the cleaver... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/1735647.stm Or this for the photos... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat Oh and FYI I went for acid, HF preferably

Apparently the "Committee on Standards in Public Life" established 7 "Principles of Public Life" which people in public life (e.g. MPs, Civil Servants, and members of Quangos and NHS bodies) should adhere to: Accountability, Selflessness, Honesty, Objectivity, Leadership, Integrity and Opennsess. Easily remembered by the acronym: "ASHOLIO" So to clarify, basically you are saying that Tony, David and the guy from the party that will never get into power and has recently had more leaders than Southampton FC have had football managers follow the ASHOLIO principle? That was an inspired bit of work. Though I think he may have missed out these equally important credentials Big-Headed Underachieving Manipulative Fickle Untrustworthy Nonsensical Loathesome Opinionated Vacuous Evil Rotten Slimy Any other suggestions most welcome

sources closes to old Leo said recently he was looking tired... and run down ...flat out

Shame it is spelt with an h. Then again, I bet the Jolly Green Giant thinks otherwise. Nice peas Norma.

Are they like those magic eye pictures? I for one am one of the unlucky majority that cannot see beyond the dots, even after a daring second white wine spritzer.

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? Because he was out-standing in his field.

Ryszard Kapuscinski, Polish Writer and Journalist is guess what.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6293005.stm ... I'll give you a clue the answer is not ALIVE

If and when the family finally flick the switch, does the death of a cabbage really count as a hit for the deathlist? What I'd like to know is if there is any activity in the brain or whether he is kept alive totally artificially - If so surely that's a hit for 2006, making it a record breaking year???

Cuba, being a bastion of all things socialist, I assume has a free healthcare system. Also, being financially deprived as a nation they may not have enough funds to buy good equipment, doctors etc... (much like our NHS in Britain) and given that most Cubans live to at least 137, so the Geriatric unit is probably quite a small ward, does this mean that Fidel could officially be classed as a bed blocker???

The undershoot figure is underestimated imho. I feel it is more likely to fall below the - 100 mv threshold and maybe oscillate between that and - 78.35 mv

Like a Brucie bonus! (er ok that reference is only going to work if you're British) Thank-you! Though I feel this death spotting is going to be more of a distraction than I need right now - it's morbidly addictive

Turkish - Armenian writer Hrant Dink assassinated. Which leads this noob (i.e. me) to ask to murders suicides and the like count or is it bona fide maladies and accidents that count? Fact file from the Armeniapedia (beats the Encyclopedia Britannica on name front methinks) http://www.armeniapedia.org/index.php?title=Hrant_Dink