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What if Hilary Clinton becomes president? Husband and wife both lived in the whitehouse? For the second time? Bill will be called the Second Man? I can imagine Bill with Hilary, for all guys reading just think about this. I know Hillary is old and everything, I mean she's a ten to the UK's Margerat Thatcher. I guess it's possible evil british politicians have to sleep with her in hell as a punishment. Anyway back on topic, imagine being Bill Clinton and being able to get it on with the president of the United States. And she is a female. God only if she was younger. But what an honor. I doubt he is still sleeping on the couch. Maybe she'll nail one of her male interns in some twisted revenge on good old Billy boy. Even better, she might play away with a female intern......... or is that a sick fantasy I've just stumbled upon....... I better give myself a and tell the voices to stop it.

That's made my day!!!!! Keep going Pete, please keep going, I need to score, unlike you however it's not drugs, it's my first ever DDP hit. Go on man, do me a favour....

Is that article written by one of our users? I have no idea where Rod Stweart comes from, the other suggestion however... regards, Hein Maybe it's a Deathlist sympathiser?

I've always been a fan of his 501s.

im not the brazilian guy either...my myspace proves it. does anyone have myspace? x No I don't have your space, if I find out who has it I'll ask them to return it to you

Probably Hitler, Pinochet and Stalin did well at school. F**k it I hope you are not that Brazilian guy... Castro probably got a few smiley faces too. Good, bad, intelligent, cerebrally challenged, Brazilian, its the dying that counts in this game i am led to believe... Hitler wasn't that academically bright, Pinochet might have been though, but old Uncle Joe was basically a lucky peasant if my memory serves me correctly.

You rang?

No we're just bored of the waste of flesh

I say that to people who serve me in shops even if I don't really know them. I may be back some other time, you see. You're a DL member, you're allowed to... What does annoy me though is when you say it to be nice and then they don't respond. Rude bastards. Then you're officially allowed to knife them. Hmmm I better start being nice or it's for me

I say that to people who serve me in shops even if I don't really know them. I may be back some other time, you see. You're a DL member, you're allowed to...

Strangers who say "see you later", erm I doubt it.

Isn't that Bonnie Langford?

No it's the same old Michael.

But the papers probably sell Doherty more than he sells the papers...

Absolutely, he's in my DDP :-), and it does seem he's got a Death Wish, bit of a daddy or chips scenario really, leg or life?

he's left Babyshambles and found his true vocation, delivering the dailys to people's homes???

One last thing, it's SADLY not SADLEY and if you cared to read into the posts more no one laughs at the death of others in here, come friend, relax, grab a chair, join us, you will in the end.... You added to the site though didn't you?

That someone with a fetish for all things small, round and green?? Personally sugar snaps do it for me every time

If he's that smart, why does he keep getting arrested for daft things? Could anthony be Pete in disguise perhaps???

Another happy customer

I wonder if the creators of the DDP might one day get an obit and find themselves on their own creation?

Here here, where's the fun in picking nailed on candidates...

Does this making no noise malarkey only apply to giving birth or could it extend to say singing? I think you are begining to understand my distain for her thankfully short lived solo career. I can see the David Beckham statement now re Scientology: "Me and vicki didn't do too good at school but it's nice to have been given the opportunity to do this GSCE again"

My grandmother used to read me bible stories as a child, and this was always one of my favourites. LMFAO!!!!!

If you read the posts on here NO one is HOPING people die, we're speculating on who might, in the same way you might speculate on which horse is going to win the 3.15 at Kempton, only thing is we can't gamble money on our predictions or I dare say some of us might